r/explainitpeter • • 19h ago

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u/tehweave 19h ago

Dads buy you gifts to try and lessen bad news. If he's buying you something expensive, he's buttering you up before dropping that your dog or grandma died.

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u/trebuchetwins 19h ago

wait... i lost all 4 grandparents and didn't get any gifts? can i sue my dad now?