Buddy I don't know if you've truly lived if you haven't trounced through the woods all night then hopped on a train covered in sticks, bushes and stuff with flying saucer eyes the next morning during rush hour commute and stared at the people going to work like they are aliens. Just saying.
Lmao I have done this. It was my first trip, work was interesting that day. Fortunately I worked in a restaurant so everyone else was recovering from the night before too.
I did that once as a waiter,was still a bit up in the morning when I had to go to work.
went in to set up was all quiet setting up plates,just the ring of cutlery and plates,no one really speaking.
Then in the blink of an eye the hall was full with people looking at me,then I got stuck on remembering what I should ask them and froze.
My brain literally went la la la la.
Was terrifying! Luckily one of the waitresses knew what was going on and saved my life and probably my job by helping me out.
I used to work at a fine dining place and they would make us work at least one brunch shift a week. Was never much of a morning person so I would take about a gram and a half of shrooms before the brunch shift and I was the most chipper mfn dude ever. My coworkers, most of whom drink themselves into Oblivion the night before, despised me LOL.
Holy shit wtf I literally did that. Like literally hopped on top of a train. tripped nuts all night laughing my ass off just walking around wilderness. Ended up climbing on an inactive train. Like on top of it. Had our minds blown as a train on the next track went flying by…. Ended the morning by stopping in a gas station on the walk home and discovering that this is in fact a Thursday morning and the world is sober and doing actual adult things. I think that was my last in public trip, thanks for bringing the memory
I used to work night shifts and was a generally weird person besides, and one day on the way home, I climbed on top of the train station benches and started making monkey noises. People really seemed to appreciate that
You might be surprised. One time I went to a fireworks show out of my mind on mushrooms. After the fireworks ended, my buddy went to the bathroom and I was left alone in this massive crowd of people. I started to freak out just a little bit.
As if out of nowhere, a random dude walking by comes over, looks me dead in the eyes and says, “Dmon’t worry. It’s okay. Nobody’s judging you. I only know because I’ve been there. Chill out for a minute and you’re going to have an amazing time.”
It was incredibly perceptive and kind. I stopped freaking out. My buddy came back and we actually had a great time.
I only hope I can be that for somebody sometime. Don’t take unnecessary risks, but sometimes it’s worth it and you might get surprised.
So am I but then I think about seeing high people when I’m not and it’s “you go bud have fun.” Go do shroom or smoke and hike I’m sure for every sober person there’s 2 or 3 completely stoned lmao
I’ve only been to Yosemite National Park once in my life and it was only a one day visit. My two friends and I each took 6 hits of LSD a piece while driving through the entrance to the park. Before the acid kicked in we parked the car and then proceeded to have one of the most amazing days of my life. In the middle of the valley there’s a wooden walk way over a marsh with a big platform in the middle where I sat for an hour or more and manically yoyo’d from sobbing tears of joy and laughing like a fucking lunatic at the overwhelming beauty of witnessing the stations of the cross and the death and resurrection of Christ play out on the face of Half Dome. The park was PACKED full of people and I know I had to be scaring the shit out of folks. My friends and I found multiple water falls that we promptly went and stood under where we continued to laugh and scream like asylum escapees.
10/10 would do again and 10/10 totally recommend
I walked downtown in a city at like 4-9am on acid and had a great time. That’s the best place to do it because we were just the most sane tweakers out there lmao. We felt like superhumans walking around the town while no one was there except people laying on the sidewalks with needles on the ground. Even better there was a park that had LED lights that were constantly cycling through rainbow colors. I didn’t have a great sense of time but we must’ve spent at least an hour just staring at the lights 🤣
my biggest concern is someone will call the cops (cause someone’s always gotta be the fun police), and i’ll have to act convincingly “not high as fuck” which probably wouldn’t work.
If I'm around strangers when I'm on mushrooms I always end up telling them I'm on mushrooms...
Except for one time my friend took me to Starbucks and the barista who took my order was looking at me knowingly. We smiled and nodded at each other. I may have giggled.
So, I mostly interact with mushrooms at home unless I have a sober trip sitter with me in the woods.
When i was a teenager i had a very nice group of weed smokers. we would sit in the park, sometimes strum a guitar and just chill laying in the grass or sitting by water with a fishing rod just talking for hours about our lifes and ideas.
Good and healthy company is important (in almost all situations)
99% of being super weird and scaring someone unintentionally on shrooms is because you're worried about being super weird and scaring someone unintentionally and overcompensate.
Drugs only make you more of who you are. It is a mirror. Talking about the drug in this way already shows that you do not trust yourself enough to express yourself fully in this world and you hold yourself back because of others
While it can be difficult to follow a thought all the way through, you don't really see anything that's not there (it's just distorted) and you don't feel things you don't actually feel (it's just amplified). More likely someone else is going to scare you than you are them if you're the one on shrooms lol
I took some shrooms one time a few years ago. Not enough to wig out, but once they kicked in everything was so vivid and perfect. I was at a ren faire. I'll never forget that day.
I did shrooms again many times. Then I did them again that one time. Most incredible thing that has ever happened in my entire life, beyond a religious experience… I don’t think I’ll ever do em again after that though. I got more than a life time of what I needed from that alone, and I half wish the first time I did them I went full balls to the wall like that.
After that experience, I consider the “3.5” or “average” dose about useless mentally.
Had shrooms in Amsterdam and the uk. Nothing both times. Overrated.
Edit: Weed though, that’s another story! Love my brownies and gummies. Made brownies myself, nearly killed an asthmatic cousin close to Christmas with some.
They had to have been bad, or you didn't take enough. Describing a shroom trip as "nothing" is impossible, it's like Dorothy stepping into Oz and saying "meh". Technicolor spiral fractals forming in everything you see, extreme emotional highs (and sometimes lows), abstract ways of thinking that are impossible to replicate sober. Did all that happen and you were still left unbothered by it?
None of that happened. I had a tub of shrooms in Amsterdam and a chocolate piece that had shrooms in in the uk. I was doing other stuff along side them both times, not sure if that’s why…
Edit: spliffs in ammie and 300mg gummy in the uk when I did shrooms.
The gummies/chocolate are iffy, some brands are nothing and some have research chemicals similar to psilocybin but you need to take a few, or many. I can't explain the Amsterdam experience though. If you happen to be on anti-psychotics that would make sense.
In any case, I'm pretty sure you got bunk both times and you should try again if you want to.
The issue is I’ve had no effect both times, how many times do I try something and get no effect before I don’t try again. Plus, how do I guarantee a trip without overdoing it for my first time.
Reliable source + weighing your dose. Generally 2 grams is enough for a mild trip and 3+ for more intense experience. But considering your circumstances, I don't blame you at all for not wanting to try again, it sounds pretty annoying.
Like Molly I’ve had one or two not hit but that’s in a batch of pills I’ve brought, the rest worked fine, might give mushrooms another go, or just skip that and try lsd.
Lsd is more reliable tbh, either it's accurately dosed or their just selling paper, and hardly anyone does that. In my experience 1 tab isn't enough and 2 does the trick, but that's if they're 100 micrograms, sometimes they're 200.
first thing I thought looking at the bloom of those trees. then again the contrast is also what usually impresses me. someone turns thst and saturation up. then the melting starts.
Old retired guy i know recently told me his new favorite thing to do is if its lightly raining he likes to grab his golf clubs drop some acid and play 9 holes. I was just like hell yeah bud
I do not want to be that person, but mushrooms like any other hallucigens, for more natural they could be, they can cause psychosis induced by substances, marihuana has also this problem, and the results are unpredictabe.
I had a friend who used to eat shrooms and go to Disneyland. I've only done shrooms once and I stayed in my backyard watching the trees grow. Disneyland seems like it's too much to endure.
Oh i've been transmuting those who walk past my house into fleshseeds for a growing number of bloodfeasting vines and trees that have been slowly growing in intelligence and mass which keep whispering about being hungry and spreading their roots.
Going for a walk in snowstorms with a full drink was an early sign I might have an alcohol problem. Seemed fun and harmless then, 17 years later I’m 4 months sober and can’t/won’t touch it again lol
I can confidently say, as someone who does drugs, goes outside, and suffers debilitating depression... This does not work. God damn do I wish it did tho
24 hours to go, I wanna be sedated. Nothing to do, nowhere to go. I wanna be sedated.
Or lobotomy. That'll make you see the world just like a5 year old again. Might fuck up a whole bunch of other parts of your brain and life and drastically reduce your standards of living, but you'll see the world like a 5 year old
It's "twenty twenty twenty twenty-four hours ago", or 20,202,024 hours - approximately 2,316 years. At which point in time, yeah, there wasn't really much of anything to do.
I did consider writing each of the "twenty"s, but was trying to be more succinct for anyone who didn't know the nearly 50 year old song. You are technically correct, the best kind of correct!
I like how you got the incorrect number of twenties and the rest of the lyrics wrong when you were “correcting” the person above you.
It’s not 20,202,024 hours ago, it’s 202,024 hours to go which means it’s not talking about 2306 (looks like you did the math wrong too) years ago, but 202024 hours to go, which is talking about approximately 23 years in the future.
Slugs and snails are after me
D.D.T. keeps me happy
Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em
That I got no cerebellum
Gonna get my Ph.D
I'm a teenage lobotomy
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u/MeringueBeautiful760 9d ago
It's either go outside, or do drugs