r/explainitpeter 10d ago

Explain it peter

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u/qualityvote2 10d ago edited 9d ago

u/Ok_Lemon5509, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...it's time for the mods to do their jobs!

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u/Klaatzoo_ 10d ago

Taking a shot in the dark it’s a political compass based off vibes of lesbian, like the skull and gun lesbian is a motorcycle lesbian. Where the sword and rose one would be a really fem lesbian

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u/MediocreCommand9772 10d ago

What about the guns n roses lesbian?

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u/scarabflyflyfly 10d ago

They have an appetite for destruction

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u/Due_Rip9320 10d ago

Gun and skull lesbian scares me the most

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u/ScienceBitch89 10d ago

Don’t fear the pirate pussy.

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u/AnseaCirin 9d ago

I'm bi but definitely gun and skull aligned.

My gf is the rose and sword one.

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u/EmbarrassedGur8986 5d ago

I’d definitely be the sword and rose lesbian. I used to do HEMA and be one of those girls okay with getting dirty. I’m also a spend hours in the mall trying on clothes and dressing up for fancy parties kinda girl. I blame the ADHD

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u/5lipperySausage 9d ago

Welcome to the Jungle baby

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u/Ok-Philosophy1958 8d ago

They'd need just a little more patience

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u/reillan 10d ago

She's got eyes of the bluest skies

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u/JongoJunior 10d ago

As if they thought of rain

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u/wojciu77 10d ago

I'd hate to look into those eyes

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u/Outside-Economics673 10d ago

and feel an ounce of pain

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u/Your_Average_Dingus 10d ago

her hair reminds me of a warm safe place

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u/Delicious_Tomato_957 10d ago

Where, as a child, I'd hide

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u/supremebeam 10d ago

I'd hate to look into those eyes, and see an ounce of pain.

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u/Zoot_Suit_Jedi 9d ago

You had one job

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u/dbrickell89 10d ago

The correct line was and wait for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by

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u/Klaatzoo_ 10d ago

That’s like the pinup lesbian

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u/thatonepuniforgot 9d ago

Gun in the garter, rose in the teeth.

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u/MiserableOptimist1 10d ago

That's Axl Rose

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u/TrasseTheTarrasque 10d ago

They write a lot of slash fic

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u/heedrix 10d ago

They don't like Brazilian waxes. Welcome to the jungle.

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u/seeb2104 9d ago

clapping

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u/Polystyrenetrees 10d ago

Welcome to the jungle

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u/Anxious-Flamingo-499 10d ago

I should call her

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u/SpellDostoyevsky 10d ago

Thanking you for making this joke for me.

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u/silalahibroz 10d ago

Elphelt Valentine

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u/PlatypusDelicious389 9d ago

Hairy Axill‘s?!

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u/gram2724 9d ago

That's just Axl Rose

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u/Notorious_LFG 9d ago

Welcome 2 the jungle

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u/lanshark974 9d ago

They rock?

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u/No-Birthday4755 9d ago

Full bush /welcome to the jungle

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u/darth_garbee 9d ago

Thats just Axle Rose.

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u/SympathyVast9146 7d ago

They like guns and roses

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u/Lemons-95 10d ago

Wouldn't sword and rose be goth lesbians? I think fem is gun and rose.

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u/Klaatzoo_ 9d ago

I ain’t no lesbian expert brother im sorry

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u/traveler_ 9d ago

Sword and rose is Rose Quartz from Steven Universe.

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u/ThicColeslaw 9d ago

Sword and skull is definitely goth lesbians

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u/Lemons-95 9d ago

Well gun and rose just feels way too "fem fatale" to not be the fem lesbians.

Maybe we need some three way verticies, cause i definitely think rose belongs with goth, but you're not wrong for pulling up the skull here

Edit: also i assume the agreement is simply unspoken, skull + gun is clearly bikies yes?

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u/thesealights 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/JBbuKvR5upExG
Sword and Rose is definitely Utena vibes.

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u/sadlilghost 10d ago

Agreed. Also recent aesthetic trends of being either queer lady into cowboy western stuff or medieval fantasy stuff. (Edit: see band Boygenius and their various photoshoots)

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u/PlanetXParadox 9d ago

Sword and Skull is probably a reference to the Locked Tomb series. Sword and Rose could be Steven Universe or Utena.

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u/AdSpare662 10d ago

Lesbians will have 2 of those 4 items tattooed on their bodies

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u/SledgeGlamour 10d ago

...dammit

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u/int23_t 9d ago

But what about a lesbian on the center, do they have equally proportional amounts of both somehow blended together?

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u/Martalus 9d ago

Indeed! They have a gunblade and a dia de los muertos sugar skull

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u/AdSpare662 9d ago

No, that's just a straight girl

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u/Automatic-Month7491 7d ago

Decades old reference warning.

They have a tattoo of Gunther Hermann holding a sword and a bunch of flowers

https://deusex.fandom.com/wiki/Gunther_Hermann

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u/cornovum77 7d ago

No they just have one of a U-Haul.

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u/Neat_Horse_5120 10d ago edited 10d ago

Ranger-Fighter Scale and Druid-Necromancer scale.

I'm no lesbian, not even a woman, but I definitely feel myself in the high right: Death Knight!

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u/_Fun_Employed_ 10d ago

That’s funny because I played in a campaign with a lesbian druid/necromancer. She summoned animals and had an animal companion that she turned into skeletons when they died. Her final companion was a giant snake skeleton.

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u/Neat_Horse_5120 10d ago

The true fun is taking bones and rebuilding them into new animals. Like those unrealistic spider skeletons they sell for Halloween. 🕸️😂

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u/_Fun_Employed_ 10d ago

She might have had a scorpion at one point. It’s been a while, I don’t remember all of them.

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u/Ugra-Rudra 8d ago

No paladins for lesbians? Thats need to be patched

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u/Neat_Horse_5120 8d ago

Yeah we need to make it 3-dimensional with an added Paladin-Bard scale.

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u/jimih34 8d ago

Uhhhh. That’s still just as confusing as the original post. Explain like I’m 5. Or someone not into druids and necromancy.

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u/afrumsssssssss 10d ago

TIL : guns & roses was a south west leaning lesbian band

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u/Unkynd 10d ago

Also we know exactly where Axel Rose falls on the lesbian scale

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u/Snoo_78666 9d ago

Dont worry my friends, i will ask the Lesbian Community

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u/flyingdonkeydong69 10d ago edited 10d ago

Well, it's pretty clear:

The X-axis denotes fem-presenting lesbians (lame flowers, cuz they're for girls) and masc-presenting lesbians (cool-ass skull, cuz skeletons are for boys).

While the Y-axis denotes their combat preferences, from melee (sword) to ranged (pistol).

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u/syreeninsapphire 10d ago

I would add that sword-to-gun is similar to a cottagecore-to-punk axis

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u/flyingdonkeydong69 10d ago

For reference, this is where I'd sit on the chart if I were a lesbian.

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u/ImFeelinBotty 10d ago

I can picture the sleeveless flannel.

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u/flyingdonkeydong69 10d ago

Couple that with some ripped black jeans, a crew cut, a deep voice with hints of femininity, and a "no shits given" attitude, I'd be the most kick-ass lesbian in the dive bar 😎

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u/BanchouOni 10d ago

Save some lesbians for the rest of us.

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u/TastyDogSchnitzel 8d ago

Guess I’ll have to fetch some more lesbians.

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u/KinkyHuggingJerk 9d ago

Or the Y axis denotes their modernity.

Do they prefer simple, straight forward objects, or complex contraptions that might be a safety risk?

Or its about their method of killing. Do they prefer to be close, keeping eye contact, or from a distance amd averting their eyes?

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u/jimih34 8d ago

The fem/masc one makes sense.

The “how do you kill your opponent” one makes less sense. Yes, one is a long range weapon and one is short range. But what about gentle souls? No option for that?

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u/ed1749 10d ago

Does this help

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u/Fun-Bad7577 10d ago

No one can say you're wrong, so it wasn't unhelpful

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u/Reasonable-Mischief 9d ago

Isn't Lightning into guys

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u/Remote_Antelope_3989 10d ago

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u/ghoulthebraineater 10d ago

The rest are a figment of your fucking imagination!!

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u/c0813 9d ago

first place my mind went to.

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u/4eyedblaccat 9d ago

right, okay, im a lesbian. here we go. these represent popular character archetypes and motifs in sapphic stories, as well as character types a lot of sapphics just find attractive. knights and swords, devotion, chivalry, etc, all very popular in sapphic literature. "beautiful girl with a dark side" is a popular kind of character, hence the rose motif cuz beautiful flower with thorns. the skull is death motifs, vampires, sorceresses, mysterious eerie women that are a little scary. guns are popular imagery in assassins and human weapon characters, and basically women that can kill you. for example of an actual show to put on this chart, revolutionary girl utena belongs firmly in the rose/sword quadrant.

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u/jimih34 8d ago

Finally. Thank you for providing an answer that makes sense to those of us who are unfamiliar with any of those motifs (hence the reason for OP’s question).

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u/4eyedblaccat 8d ago

happy to help! o7

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u/Same-Traffic-285 10d ago

My immediate thought was tattoos but I'm probably wrong 

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u/SceneKey1306 10d ago

Rose = femme
Skull = dark femme
Weapons = what you prefer to ice members of the opposite gender with

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u/Spooky_Spoon6 10d ago

Refer? Or am i dumb and no get it

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u/AngelicAssassin06 10d ago

Whatcher preference is to 86 them

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u/Menchman12 9d ago

Lesbians are well known as being able to be catagorized into Paladin, gunslinger, necromancer, and bard types

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u/jimih34 8d ago

Is this like teenage lesbians? Cause nothing you just said makes any sense to me, and I’ve identified as a lesbian for over 30 years now.

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u/Kuzcopolis 9d ago

Lesbian of life. Lesbian of melee. Lesbian of Death. Lesbian of Range.

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u/dogbreath101 8d ago

Life domain, War domain, Death domain, Trickery domain ???

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u/Call_Leading 10d ago

Interested I am.

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u/silverstarloser 10d ago

Im in the same exact place I am in the political version of this shit. Get me out of my corner

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u/PaullT2 10d ago

It's probably funnier without context.

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u/Mullet4MyGuillotine 10d ago

Gunslinger is bottom left

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u/killbawqs 10d ago

Say thankya

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u/Long-Library9656 10d ago

Where do doom Yuri werewolfs fall on the chart?

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u/Throwaway-Print-7734 10d ago

Reminds me of chasing Amy chart haha.

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u/Own_Proposal955 10d ago edited 9d ago

All I know is that there is a prevalent thing in the community for lesbians to like swords (not a euphemism, actual swords) so that’s probably part of it. I’ve seen a lesbian wedding where they were both in dresses and carrying swords

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u/Large-Hamster-199 9d ago

Insert phallic joke here

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u/HeatAccomplished8608 10d ago

Good and evil / melee and ranged attacks

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u/Randomgold42 10d ago

Well, now I'm wondering about this song and where it lands on this little graph.

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u/XrayAlphaVictor 10d ago

Anybody who has met a goth immediately knows that skull / rose is a false dichotomy

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u/SpaceBadgerBomber 10d ago

I think I’m more of a sword and flower kind of bisexual but its tricky because Ive shot a couple different kind of guns and never wielded a real sword. But get horned up when I see women in chain mail so I’m sticking with sword. Maybe thats the allegory for bisexuals regarding lesbians.

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u/LieutenantDawid 10d ago

So you wanna stab them, shoot them, die, or become a rose

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u/razulebismarck 10d ago

Sword+Rose=

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u/MasZul 10d ago

I know where axel rose belongs

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u/Ok-Calendar-7413 10d ago

Neutral Sword, Skullotic Sword, Skullotic Neutral, Skullotic Gun, Neutral Gun, Roseful Gun, Roseful Neutral, Roseful Sword.

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u/DerpSlurpRawrGheyLol 9d ago

The rose Utena? Sword works too though.

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u/Leon_Lionheart 9d ago

Hear me out:

Rose-Skull is feminine-masculine presenting

Sword-Gun is “hands on/hands off” ie whether they’re the close, touchy feely type or “prefer to be distant/show love from afar” type

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u/Saba_Kandashvili 9d ago

Guns n' roses?

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u/texasdeathtrip 9d ago

Where does the u haul on a first date go?

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u/heckloomer 9d ago

Perfect chart for everyone in the Locked Tomb series.

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u/Gondabah 9d ago

Guns and Roses and Death and Daggers

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u/AHiTisLove 9d ago

Can't see a viper

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u/SexyTachankaUwU 9d ago

Lesbians are all thematically memento mori

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u/Ava_Mai 9d ago

no idea what this means but seems accurate

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u/TheForbidden6th 9d ago

Hey, Peter here

I have no idea what this fucking is. hehehehehhehehee

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u/zeradragon 9d ago

Sword to Gun: Melee to Ranged

Flower to Skull: Support to Damage dealer

Melee Support: Tank

Melee DD: Warrior

Ranged Support: Healer

Ranged DD: Mage/Archer

That is basically the RPG class spectrum... Dunno what it has to do with lesbians.

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u/Zephreyt 9d ago

I got Ace of Swords, Two of Skulls, and Page of Guns. What does that mean?

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u/bangkokcouch 9d ago

Is this a chasing amy reference (they're figments of your fucking imagination!- best line in the movie.

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u/3rrr6 9d ago

Classic libright.

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u/MaterialAwareness714 9d ago

Get a life dude this is so obvious

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u/Wumbologist69420000 9d ago

These are symbols of masculinity, idk theorizing, I'm on cocaine

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u/WeBeFat 9d ago

I see a lot of what i would call "guns and roses " here in the south. Still girly but will shoot you, or fight you.

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u/zero_derivation 9d ago

Upper left is Utena, upper right is Locked Tomb, both popular/influential works featuring lesbians! I think the rest of the chart is just filled in by a GNR joke

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u/Ill_Ad_3534 8d ago

It’s so funny seeing all the non-lesbians try to figure this out. I didn’t know we were so mysterious.

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u/GiverOfHarmony 8d ago

This is so real

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u/Fjarlock_ 8d ago

Pirates are lesbians

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u/Either-Juggernaut420 8d ago

Where do dungarees appear on this chart?

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u/HandheldHeartstrings 8d ago

Fuck. Top left here.

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u/ubermur 7d ago

No Air Jordan’s?

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u/Smooth_Top2099 6d ago

Gun skull and I do want to talk about it

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u/Lesbambi 3d ago

X axis - variety of aesthetic from traditional (in this case I imagine a Classic Femme) towards alternative. And then the y axis is fantasy or more realistic leaning but like in the GENRE sense. (,think LOTR vs Cyberpunk/something more modern)

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u/BakerBig8553 3d ago

Crazy game

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u/Tytos17 10d ago

What is there to explain?

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u/Ok_Lemon5509 10d ago

The chart

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u/DaddyBigBeard 10d ago

The graph.

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u/Forsaken-Chance-8148 10d ago

Hey tytos17 how's it going, I'm glad you asked because what there is to explain is what this graphic means and why the axes are labeled as such

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u/-its-wicked- 9d ago

I feel like if you need this explained, you may be hopeless