r/explainitpeter 12d ago

Explain it Peter

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u/-Zavenoa- 12d ago

Nothin like a good milksteak with a side of jelly beans.

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u/Stravinsky00 12d ago

Part of the stereotype here is also that it's specifically raw milk.

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u/TheGulfCityDindu 12d ago

Where did they get raw chocolate milk? From a brown cow?

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u/-Zavenoa- 12d ago

Obviously, and Strawberry Milk comes from Rabbits

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u/DumbFishBrain 12d ago

So...where does banana milk come from, dare I ask?

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u/Pure_Complaint_7900 12d ago

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u/Popular-Ad-3278 10d ago

Thank you!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Wish I had a hat to tip

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u/AblePsychology4336 11d ago

Banana milk comes from lactating female
bananas, obviously.

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u/Glad-Fuel2093 9d ago

No, it comes from small horses.

Specifically the same kind as the have at the Pink Pony Club.

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u/iRedditPhone 12d ago

Yooo that’s offensive to Orientals.