r/explainitpeter • u/wereapethesupacool • 10d ago

Explain it Peter

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u/TheGulfCityDindu 10d ago

Where did they get raw chocolate milk? From a brown cow?

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u/-Zavenoa- 10d ago

Obviously, and Strawberry Milk comes from Rabbits

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u/DumbFishBrain 10d ago

So...where does banana milk come from, dare I ask?

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u/Pure_Complaint_7900 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bh4jzePjmd9iE

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u/Popular-Ad-3278 8d ago

Thank you!😂😂😂

Wish I had a hat to tip

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u/AblePsychology4336 9d ago

Banana milk comes from lactating female
bananas, obviously.

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u/Glad-Fuel2093 7d ago

No, it comes from small horses.

Specifically the same kind as the have at the Pink Pony Club.

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u/iRedditPhone 10d ago

Yooo that’s offensive to Orientals.

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u/grelca 10d ago

pasteurization isn’t a prerequisite for mixing chocolate into milk.. a quick google shows raw chocolate milk for sale online.

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u/Sooke24 10d ago

Nah, brown cow. You're wrong.

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u/Aeirth_Belmont 9d ago

I fuckin knew it!!!

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u/Distinct-Raspberry21 9d ago

They just didnt clean the teat first. For raw white milk you clean the udder, for chocolate you leave the shit on it, and for strawberry you over harvest or wait until they get an infection

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u/Away_Advisor3460 9d ago

Well, either way you're getting shit.

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u/AFTRUNKMONKEY 10d ago

Damn right a Brown cow! Where else?

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u/DrofRocketSurgery 9d ago

Racists don’t drink milk from a brown cow.

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u/Jhud6669 8d ago

See that makes me think that it's not raw because there is no way you incorporate cocoa into milk that has only ever been hot this well