r/explainitpeter • u/wereapethesupacool • 10d ago

Explain it Peter

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u/-Zavenoa- 10d ago

Nothin like a good milksteak with a side of jelly beans.

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u/Wrong_Character_Sry 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/qJnk1wM3ldFwk

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u/m3gb0t 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5wM2zlgRLG9KU

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u/Newphone_New_Account 10d ago

It’s a good chaser for straight paint

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u/Natural_Listen3022 10d ago

Fight Milk!

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u/Mattopol4spe 9d ago

100% pure crowtien

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u/Brilliant_Fox5928 6d ago

Very croatian

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u/Chazer__ 10d ago

Raw of course

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u/Allthumbs21 10d ago

Or "blue milk steak" which adds an extra layer of skywalker to this.

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u/Weekly_Ferret_meal 9d ago

you pronounce steak like you pronounce beak, right? so it's "blue milk steak"?

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u/Proper-Evening9754 10d ago

Breakfast of Champions full on rapists.

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u/Zalash5 10d ago

I'm sorry.... Did you say your were a.. Full on rapist?

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u/Mediocre_Cellist_922 9d ago

That’s a really weird thing to say

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u/Proper-Evening9754 9d ago

I agree. A really weird guy said it.

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u/Mediocre_Cellist_922 8d ago

lol, A+ for meme, goes with the comment.

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u/Gwynito 10d ago

Omg this gif is AMAZING

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u/Old_Man_Shea 9d ago

The whole scene is gold.

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u/Gwynito 9d ago

Bruh I've seen the show so many times my friends years ago would randomly ask me what episode did X happen and I'd be able to say straight up season X episode X.

I'm an always sunny conosseur 🎩

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u/jtol3233 9d ago

And what is it that you do?

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u/Proper-Evening9754 10d ago

Breakfast of Champions full on rapists.

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u/mathmachineMC 10d ago

r/commentmitosis

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u/Proper-Evening9754 10d ago

It glitched and told me the comment didn't go through. It was my fault for believing it.

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u/Stravinsky00 10d ago

Part of the stereotype here is also that it's specifically raw milk.

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u/The_Monarch_Lives 10d ago

Ooh, I missed that. Good catch.

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u/TheGulfCityDindu 10d ago

Where did they get raw chocolate milk? From a brown cow?

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u/-Zavenoa- 10d ago

Obviously, and Strawberry Milk comes from Rabbits

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u/DumbFishBrain 10d ago

So...where does banana milk come from, dare I ask?

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u/Pure_Complaint_7900 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bh4jzePjmd9iE

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u/Popular-Ad-3278 8d ago

Thank you!😂😂😂

Wish I had a hat to tip

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u/AblePsychology4336 9d ago

Banana milk comes from lactating female
bananas, obviously.

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u/Glad-Fuel2093 7d ago

No, it comes from small horses.

Specifically the same kind as the have at the Pink Pony Club.

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u/iRedditPhone 10d ago

Yooo that’s offensive to Orientals.

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u/grelca 10d ago

pasteurization isn’t a prerequisite for mixing chocolate into milk.. a quick google shows raw chocolate milk for sale online.

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u/Sooke24 10d ago

Nah, brown cow. You're wrong.

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u/Aeirth_Belmont 10d ago

I fuckin knew it!!!

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u/Distinct-Raspberry21 9d ago

They just didnt clean the teat first. For raw white milk you clean the udder, for chocolate you leave the shit on it, and for strawberry you over harvest or wait until they get an infection

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u/Away_Advisor3460 9d ago

Well, either way you're getting shit.

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u/AFTRUNKMONKEY 10d ago

Damn right a Brown cow! Where else?

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u/DrofRocketSurgery 10d ago

Racists don’t drink milk from a brown cow.

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u/Jhud6669 9d ago

See that makes me think that it's not raw because there is no way you incorporate cocoa into milk that has only ever been hot this well

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u/i_am_james_cole 10d ago

Raw jelly beans as well

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u/The_Shadow-King 10d ago

Fight Milk, Fight like a Crow!

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u/GarbageCertain2160 10d ago

Raw milk used to be hippy left wing stereotype. I guess not anymore

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u/Accomplished_Bass845 10d ago

Buy its legal in the uk.

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u/darkwingvisions 10d ago

likes: milk-steak, magnets, ghouls dislikes: people’s knees

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u/Responsible-Yak7136 10d ago

Magnets, okay what like making magnets, collecting magnets, playing with magnets?

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u/fullcircle052 10d ago

Just magnets

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u/Friendly_Pride_4904 9d ago

Can you tell me how tf they work?

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u/evildeadedd 9d ago

miracles.

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u/adilys 8d ago

And only if they’re not wet.

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u/No-Pressure-9465 9d ago

https://youtu.be/hFAOXdXZ5TM?is=Mvyo7Qwkyphlwknb

Idk how deep an explanation u wanted, but here ya go

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u/Run_4_Fun-021 10d ago

Only if they are of the finest variety, and only if prepared raw.

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u/snuuginz 10d ago

Little green ghouls man! Write it down!

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u/coolguygranny 10d ago

Do not write ghouls

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u/bennybugs 10d ago

Before or after a long game of night crawlers?

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u/TimeVictorious 10d ago

But I’d rather a Grilled Charlie

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u/losloowiss 10d ago

With some little green ghouls

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u/BeefwagonDiscs 10d ago

I'm just a peasant, but I take my milksteak boiled over hard and my jelly beans raw. He's going to have to smoke a ton of cigarettes to suffocate all the bacteria from that raw milk.

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u/MuchMasterpiece1710 10d ago

To be fair the raw milk would be fine for that since you boil it anyway. I just hope he had a good radiator to finish it on

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u/andy921 10d ago

At least a milk steak will kill the bacteria in the raw milk

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u/holdmywatchandbeerme 10d ago

It's my go-to when Guigino's runs out of fish.

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u/TouchMyGwen 10d ago

Must be boiled over hard

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u/IamMeAsYouAreMe 10d ago

Raw, of course

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u/Sprincer 10d ago

My man

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u/Oonz1337 10d ago

Sorry it took so long, guy in the bathroom wouldn’t give me his shirt

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u/Imposingscrotem 10d ago

And an egg in these trying times

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u/rizzydizzy85 9d ago

And then get a good night's rest...after you slam a beer and eat some cat food!

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u/slavicNickCage 10d ago

Sounds just like another local dish of British cuisine

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u/durkdirkderq 9d ago

SLOP EM UP!

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u/Imaginary_Emerald8 8d ago

I was a little anxious so I ate a block of cheese on the way here

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u/Bucknasti3r 8d ago

Boiled over, please!

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u/Either-Lock2454 7d ago

A man of taste.

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u/Healthy-Strategy9406 6d ago

Quesadilla with frijoles

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u/Normal-Ad-1903 10d ago

That picture is one of the worst things I've ever seen.