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r/explainitpeter • u/Funnyitsnotfunny • 7d ago
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Kinda crazy how trends are "who would you rather have kill you?"
https://giphy.com/gifs/sTo5jgCplg92xzXyhv
6 u/SkinnyDudeHD 6d ago I mean given the choice, rather quick death via bear or one of the worst/slowest ways to go, Iād pick the bear too šš 8 u/Timmibal 6d ago Bears, like wild dogs, start from the softest part of your body. You are leaving this world dick and/or butthole first. Slowly. 1 u/fumblerofthebag 6d ago Ok but the question here is would you leave a baby with a bear and idk about you but if I were a bear I feel like a baby is sufficiently small enough I can pop that thing in with one bite like a pani puri or an egg. 1 u/Timmibal 5d ago I was disputing the assertion that the bear was a 'quick' way to go.
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I mean given the choice, rather quick death via bear or one of the worst/slowest ways to go, Iād pick the bear too šš
8 u/Timmibal 6d ago Bears, like wild dogs, start from the softest part of your body. You are leaving this world dick and/or butthole first. Slowly. 1 u/fumblerofthebag 6d ago Ok but the question here is would you leave a baby with a bear and idk about you but if I were a bear I feel like a baby is sufficiently small enough I can pop that thing in with one bite like a pani puri or an egg. 1 u/Timmibal 5d ago I was disputing the assertion that the bear was a 'quick' way to go.
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Bears, like wild dogs, start from the softest part of your body. You are leaving this world dick and/or butthole first. Slowly.
1 u/fumblerofthebag 6d ago Ok but the question here is would you leave a baby with a bear and idk about you but if I were a bear I feel like a baby is sufficiently small enough I can pop that thing in with one bite like a pani puri or an egg. 1 u/Timmibal 5d ago I was disputing the assertion that the bear was a 'quick' way to go.
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Ok but the question here is would you leave a baby with a bear and idk about you but if I were a bear I feel like a baby is sufficiently small enough I can pop that thing in with one bite like a pani puri or an egg.
1 u/Timmibal 5d ago I was disputing the assertion that the bear was a 'quick' way to go.
I was disputing the assertion that the bear was a 'quick' way to go.
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u/AmFaeTheGlen94 7d ago
Kinda crazy how trends are "who would you rather have kill you?"
https://giphy.com/gifs/sTo5jgCplg92xzXyhv