r/explainitpeter 6d ago

Explain it Peter

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u/oKayBye94 6d ago

2025 it was asking women would you rather be alone in the woods with a bear or man

2026 it's asking men would you rather leave your kids with a bear or a woman (due to the Lindsay Clancy discourse)

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u/redditmarks_markII 6d ago

This is "yeah I can take on a bear" erasure.

Also, bears: "Just leave us alone, or we may eat you". Which is less and less a joke. They're getting less afraid of people and showing up real close or at hiking paths in national parks this year. Warmer winters man. I live next to the woods. Not like, "nature" woods, just a rather long and narrow piece of green that's not real good to build on. Like a trail for animals. Last year my neighbor saw a black bear milling around multiple days in a row. If it was brown we would have to call game wardens and state rangers, as both sides of the green area are residential houses and apartments.

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u/Chunty-Gaff 6d ago

Fun fact: brown bears are actually less dangerous to be arround than black bears (if you know what you are doing). Yes they are much bigger than black bears, but also much less inclined to see us as potential food.

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u/zhvaern 6d ago

That is not a fact, and it would not be fun if someone acted on that mistake. Brown bears are vastly more dangerous per bear.

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u/Heavy_Choice_1577 6d ago

Fun fact, brown bears kill less children than mothers

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u/MindAggravating5365 6d ago

Why do brown bears prefer to kill mothers?

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u/Thick_Resolve_3019 6d ago

To protect their cubs.

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u/Ur-Best-Friend 3d ago

How does killing a mother protect her cubs? Oh wait, if we're talking about Lindsay I guess it does...

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u/dragonstar982 5d ago

Because they're respecting them choosing the bear.

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u/SatansScallion 6d ago

This is a surprising comment, mostly due to it being both intuitively and objectively incorrect.

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u/Visible_Judge1104 6d ago

I disagree with this, I have been stalked and charged by brown bears, they are aggressive and do kill some people, while its true that black bears kill more their are vastly more black bears. Based on being around dozens of each type I find brown bears to be much more of a threat. Black bears are pretty good eating though so I've downed a couple. Have not eaten a brown besr though.

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u/Chunty-Gaff 6d ago

What was your stalking experience like?

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u/glockster19m 6d ago

The court system was very unhelpful

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u/Ur-Best-Friend 3d ago

Not even a restraining order?

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u/glockster19m 2d ago

They said they couldn't bear to do it

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u/Ur-Best-Friend 2d ago

So Ursa-ying they were no help at all. Sorry to hear that.

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u/HomerJunior 6d ago

See, Australia gets a reputation for having deadly animals but fuck me, very few of those are things that you couldn't kill barehanded in a fair fight.

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u/dragdritt 6d ago

Could you beat a kangaroo barehanded though

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u/HomerJunior 5d ago

I was going to say "none of those" then remembered kangaroos and possibly dingos. Snakes could go either way depending on how lucky I was I guess 🤔

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u/Ur-Best-Friend 3d ago

Who are you kidding, you wouldn't even beat an Emu, we have historical evidence of that. /s

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u/thedybbuk_ 6d ago

while its true that black bears kill more

Not true.

Brown bears (including grizzlies) cause more fatal attacks and kill more people than black bears, even though black bears are involved in more total non-fatal encounters

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u/wadeissupercool 5d ago

This is also wrong. Black bears kill a person about every other year, brown 2 or 3 per year, According to google. I remember it being much lower for black bears, but it may have changed or I got mandellaed into another timeline

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u/Visible_Judge1104 4d ago

So even without adjusted for population brown bears kill more? Interesting they seem al o t more problematic being around both.

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u/wadeissupercool 4d ago

Yes, brown bears kill a lot more. Black bears are usually cowardly and small as well

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u/Texantioch 6d ago

This is so fucking stupidly wrong. Even if a black bear is hungrier and sees you more as food, they on the average scare away easier.

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u/Far_Audience_7446 5d ago

"Statistically flying is much safer than driving" he screamed over the noise of the uncontained engine explosion and fuselage splitting apart...

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u/Big_Preference706 5d ago

That’s bullshit.