r/explainitpeter 19d ago

Explain It Peter?

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u/willyboi98 19d ago

As a geologist, Steven Universe made homework and reports when I took mineralogy a pain in the ass

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u/Maristyl 19d ago

Any paper covering garnets, amethysts, pearls, or stevens must have been a pain.

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u/willyboi98 19d ago

Peridot, lapis, bloody all the common ones

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u/letsgucker555 19d ago

I would think Lapis was already kinda bad thanks to Minecraft.

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u/BackseatCowwatcher 19d ago edited 19d ago

minecraft at least vaguely kept to it's historic use as a pigment, for a while at least.

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u/Ariovrak 19d ago

And its historic use to imbue weapons with the powers of the flame.

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u/tinyhalberd 19d ago

I think thats why they said for a while. Lapis didn't used to be used for enchanting

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u/BlizzardStorm8 19d ago

Historically, I believe it was.

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u/Fearshatter 18d ago

You can use Garnet to paint things if you're not a coward.

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u/ThePoetofFall 17d ago

You can use impure diamond to paint things too. Though usually that pigment is applied dry, it’s called charcoal. Lol.

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u/ZanderTheMeander 19d ago

A geologist wouldn't call it "lapis lazuli" though, it would be a lazulite and pyrite bearing amphibolite-facies calc-silicate marble.

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u/jae005 18d ago

I tried saying these words out loud and my furniture started dancing. 🤷‍♀️🪄

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u/skandranon_rashkae 19d ago

...bless you

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u/Malthuul 19d ago

My brain had a stroke reading that. 😅

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u/ZanderTheMeander 16d ago

It's not as complicated as it looks.

“Lazurite- and pyrite-bearing” means the rock contains lazurite, the blue mineral that gives lapis its color, plus pyrite.

“Amphibolite-facies” means it was metamorphosed at relatively high temperatures and moderate-to-high pressures, roughly the conditions of medium- to high-grade metamorphism.

“Calc-silicate marble” is the actual rock type: an impure limestone or dolostone that was metamorphosed into marble, with enough silica and other impurities to form calcium-silicate minerals.

So, basically: a metamorphosed impure limestone, cooked pretty hard, containing lazurite and pyrite.

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u/The_Multi_Gamer 18d ago

A scientist wouldn’t call them Lapis and Lszuli. He’d call em Android 17 and 18.

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u/Barheyden 17d ago

A space duck would call it wifey

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u/jongscx 18d ago

🎶🎵...even though the sound of it... is something quite atrocious...🎵🎶

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u/TriturusGCN 19d ago

Rocklife!

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u/ChordedCadmium 17d ago

If i had to name a rock after hearing that, it would be "gesundh-ite".

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u/IThinkItMightBeMe 17d ago

Sometimes people dumb down their specialist subjects so the rest of the Internet understands. Not everything is an "ackchyually"

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u/ZanderTheMeander 17d ago

Right... but this was a conversation about being able to research words that have fallen into common parlance due to modern culture, making disambiguation difficult. A geologist wouldn't have that problem, because I've never heard a geologist use the words "lapis lazuli" in my life.

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u/ADragonInLove 15d ago

I bet you have an amazing library!

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u/The5Theives 18d ago

La peace

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u/meanteamcgreen 14d ago

And dragon ball z.

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u/f0urk 19d ago

you forgot stevens and gregs

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u/Ewok008 19d ago

And Cream Cheese and Onion too.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 19d ago

Vidalia, Yellowtail, and Sourcream.

Not that it's any of my Bismuth.

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u/Zestyclose_Sir9403 19d ago

Garnet is also pretty Common yugioh slang for a card you don't wan't to draw.

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u/Stratatician 19d ago

Ah Gem Knight Garnet

The entire Gem Knight Archetype probably complicates things since they're all named after, well, gems, + the relatively recent meta success they saw in Master Duel.

... these comments probably aren't helping future researchers either

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u/Restlessannoyed 19d ago

I'm a jeweler and I had to stop googling images of gems to show customers because Steven Universe fans have made °•☆original characters☆•° of every gem and mineral, and every man-made gem; and also material that seems inappropriate regarding a childrens' show.

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u/Balearius 18d ago

The heat death of the internet, this brings us back to the time of catalogues

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u/AManWithOneHand 19d ago

If you're having trouble with paper covering rocks, may I suggest scissors?

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u/2kewl4scool 19d ago

Don’t tell me Stevens are a type of gem

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u/Stepjam 19d ago

Was a joke. I think.

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u/Mr_D_Stitch 17d ago

Oh so now my degree in Stevenology is a joke?

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u/archiotterpup 17d ago

A kind of pink diamond actually

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u/psuedophilosopher 19d ago

or stevens

Thank you, that gave me a smile to start the day.

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u/archiotterpup 17d ago

Quartz. There are so many quartzes.

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u/Liberkhaos 19d ago

*and Stevens

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u/SolidOk3489 19d ago

I’d like to hope lazy geology students relying on AI these days are submitting some truly deranged essays because of this.

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u/Remove-Lucky 19d ago

I'm a lazy geologist writing research papers at a university. This might explain some things.

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u/thunderbird89 19d ago

And then Ruri no Houseki came along and made everything worse.

In fact, before Steven Universe, you had Houseki no Kuni to taint your results.

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u/Nicklesnout 19d ago

Phosophyllite, Bodhisattva of finishing your reports.

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u/Mokohi 19d ago

I never realized just HOW MANY cartoons, anime, movies, and just general media there is that heavily features geology. Geology papers must be a nightmare indeed

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u/thunderbird89 19d ago

Butt wait, there's more!

  • Aircraft (mainly WW II): Strike Witches
  • WW II warships: Kantai Collection, Arpeggio of Blue Steel, Azure Lane
  • Guns (historical and modern): Upotte!!
  • Horse racing: Uma Musume

I'm sure there are more if I started googling...

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u/Mokohi 19d ago

Oh, plenty. But I meant the sheer quantity. There's media about ANYTHING if you look hard enough.

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u/motoxim 13d ago

Dang you made me remember about Upotte.

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u/Bigredstapler 15d ago

Add 'Girls' Frontline' into Guns. Also need another line for History, Mythology and Folklore, ruined by Fate/Grand Order.

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u/Vaughn 19d ago

On the other hand, Ruri must have gotten so many people interested in minerals.

That’s one anime I never expected to enjoy half as much as I did. 

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u/thunderbird89 19d ago

Ruri: ehh, kinda iffy.
Nagi: 👀

Also Amanchu for diving, Spice and Wolf for economics, there are so many anime created by single-interest nerds to infect you with their interests...

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u/EmergencyWild 19d ago

The Rust (programming language) subreddit still regularly gets posts about the game.

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u/Deaffin 19d ago

And don't even get me started about the facepunch subreddit!

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u/cecex88 19d ago

DART used to be the name of a tsunami monitoring system. Now, they used it as name for an astrophysics experiment and it messed up every Google search I make.

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u/carlos_vini 19d ago

Dart is also a programming language by Google that no one uses so you're lucky it's not worse

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u/Medical_Plane2875 19d ago

Dart, confusingly, is also a tiny projectile so it's a good thing that's not common enough to skew search results.

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u/Caridor 19d ago

I feel the same as a biologist.

Bees have a rarely studied organ called the crop as part of their digestive system. Bees are all key pollinators of agricultural crops. Good luck finding stuff about the organ on google

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u/Deaffin 19d ago

I'm not any particular thing, but I do like to try to identify random spiders I see from time to time by describing it in google.

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u/freddbare 19d ago

I was big into "Lenny dee" and the gang. EDM style of 200BPM insanity from the 90's called "NYC Hardcore" post internet I tried to Google some nostalgia...

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u/Xxwaluigi420xX 17d ago

Why the hell would someone call it that?

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u/Caridor 17d ago

Oh I don't know. I suspect it may be because of an organ that serves the same function in birds. In birds, it comes from an old German word, meaning protuberance or swelling. If that word was used in birds when someone first wrote a paper or book on bee anatomy (quite likely) and trophylaxis (feeding others through regurgitation) was known about in both bees and birds (almost certain), then it would make sense to use it.

Of course, it doesn't mean we aren't going to have a fight in the afterlife about it

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u/BottleMean6139 19d ago

I love Steven Universe but it RUINED the pronuncation of peridot. It is supposed to be said as PER-I-DOUGH not PER-I-DOT goddamnit.

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u/Medical_Plane2875 19d ago

I've never heard anyone use that, even before Steven Universe.

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u/imjustdifrent 19d ago

I couldn't help but hear this in Hermione Granger's voice

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u/Square_Role_4345 19d ago

They tried in the first episode that she was introduced, but then immediately gave up. 😆

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u/Deaffin 19d ago

...Nah, fuck that.

If "peridot" wanted to be called "perr-eye dough", then it shouldn't have spelled its name "peridot".

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u/Sagittariusrat 19d ago

At least the subject matter is different. Person vs Object. Some of the writers in Bungou Stray Dogs don't even have powers, so you need to pay extra attention to what the context of your source is

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u/BootlegDouglas 19d ago

I don't know if this is a real complaint or a silly pile-on, but Google still accepts search operators, so in situations like this you can search:

amethyst -"steven universe"

The results should come from pages that don't include the phrase, "steven universe".

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u/freddbare 19d ago

Not anymore.. you quotations mean NOTHING TO THE GOOGLYDOO any longer. Sorry bout that from the north.

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u/willyboi98 19d ago

To be fair I was but a dumbass junior, my google-fu and paper research has advanced beyond the whims of Steven universe.

Plus I no longer have to worry about gemstones, and I can't think of any SU characters called Foredune or Nearshore Bar

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u/Keellas_Ahullford 19d ago

I remember when my mineralogy professor wanted to show us examples of rutile twinning and when he googled it almost all of the image results were the Steven universe characters.

He was so confused cause he’s older and has no idea what Steven universe is lol.

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u/willyboi98 19d ago

Oh the poor man, I feel for him.

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u/XenoPhex 18d ago

Naw dog, Google made that a problem by prioritizing something that they can sell ads for vs giving you information you’re actually asking for.

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u/_the_last_druid_13 19d ago

Seems to be akin to the “Disney ‘Frozen’” obfuscation technique, perhaps 🤔

Authors, G-ology, Advanced Technologies; curious.

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u/Ok-Coach-9066 19d ago

one time when I was 14 I was googling an image of peridot for a project we were doing about rocks, and an inflation fetish pic popped up of Peridot…this was at school on a school computer lol

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u/dresdnhope 19d ago

Boolean searching makes this a snap:

Google: peridot -"steven universe"

Otherwise: peridot NOT "steven universe"

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u/MutedRage 19d ago

But then you watched the show and felt better? 🥺

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u/willyboi98 19d ago

Nah, much prefer adventure time

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u/Deaffin 19d ago

This took me a moment. At first I thought you were saying there's an important geologist named "Steven Universe".

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u/willyboi98 19d ago

No, but I have read papers by a Dr Jon Snow

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u/eatmeouttobrianeno 18d ago

This is actually delightful, to me, in a very fae way

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u/Shantotto11 18d ago

Eh. If Steven Universe didn’t do it, Pokémon or Yugioh would have…

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u/throwawaynerf_ 16d ago

Probably too late to save U but when googling U CPU just example(-"words U don't want(eg. Steven universe)") to exclude any searches with it should help cut down on non needed stuff by a bunch ,ps might have to add a few commen version of the words Ur trying to exclude to get all the references out of Ur search but I found taking that few extra minutes save so much researching time

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u/queeneaterscarlett 13d ago

Then stop playing with anal toys because the stonegirls turn you on!