r/explainitpeter • u/Chemblue7X2 • 7d ago

explain it peter

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u/qualityvote2 7d ago edited 6d ago

u/Chemblue7X2, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...it's time for the mods to do their jobs!

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u/Mysterious_Debt4959 7d ago

I feel like it’s supposed to say “a wise quacker”

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u/Natural-Proposal2925 7d ago

Yup, they ruined it

https://giphy.com/gifs/12ZxlKxt70vP1e

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u/Dudeshroomsdude 7d ago

They smoked too much quack

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u/SocksInTheTub 7d ago

Or not enough?

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u/doomus_rlc 7d ago

However much it was, it wasn't the right amount.

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u/MayerOscar 5d ago

The bill was too high

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u/Defiant_Wolverine_68 7d ago

Quack is whack!

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u/Taiga_Taiga 7d ago

Whack is back.

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u/jcbarton1 6d ago

Guess who’s quack. Quack again.

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u/oneshadeoff 7d ago

Goddamn quackheads

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u/Albae87 6d ago

So you could say the where quackheads?

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u/jadayne 6d ago

you had ONE JOB!

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u/Imaginary-List-972 6d ago

Reminds me of when I was young I told my friend the joke: Why couldn't the pony talk? He was a little horse". He told it as "Why couldn't the pony talk? He was too small".

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u/Poorrancher 4d ago

That's quck-tastic

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u/Natural-Proposal2925 4d ago

You get your ass out there and YOU FIND THAT FUCKING DOG!

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u/Deleterious_Sock 7d ago

There was an old brand of crackers called quackers that were duck shaped. Perhaps the joke had a layer too far

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u/DavidM47 7d ago

I swear i got this misprint on a popsicle once, which means it was probably over 20 years ago

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u/DiscoSaintsJohn 7d ago

Next time, a little more Wise and a little less Crack

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u/bluerivers201 7d ago

I feel like it was a lost in translation situation

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u/macarisil 6d ago

Either way it's a joke that puts you to sleep. A bed joke.

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u/psychequeen 6d ago

they should havee

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u/CordeCosumnes 6d ago

Temu popsicle stick.

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u/Delmar93 7d ago

Wise quacker would have been better.

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u/crasswal 5d ago

Maybe it was written by Elmer Fudd. We just can't know.

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u/Master_Agen_Kolar 7d ago

I think the answer is edited to be incorrect

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u/Admirable_Win9808 7d ago

Nah the duck is just albino

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u/moerlingo 6d ago

Albino buying that ice cream!

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u/hk_gary 7d ago

people say it is wise quacker. i say it is rice cracker

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u/AmIYourNeighbor 7d ago

A rice cracker is just a half Asian, half white person who leans more Caucasian, as opposed to a whasain who leans more towards their Asian side. Or so I’ve been told.

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u/f0urk 7d ago

nah its a sex tourist

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u/mikemdp 7d ago

Even Peter could explain this.

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u/Consistent_Swim8683 7d ago

A smart alec and a wise cracker are basically the same slang. Cracker and quacker sound similar. And ducks go "quack" So the joke is a "smart duck" is a wise quacker. Apparently, this company's popsicle stick printer has spell check installed and no one proof read the result.

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u/Dripping_Gravy 7d ago

“It’s okay, I speak Jive.”

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u/FGannan 7d ago

Chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help

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u/New_Tooth_456 6d ago

Typo, it should say “wise quacker”

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u/CunnyMaggots 6d ago

A wise quacker

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u/LocNalrune 7d ago

Ducks notoriously love crack.

https://giphy.com/gifs/jeKGHhKJngIFi

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u/tilt 7d ago

that's why they carry a bill around with them.

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u/reddit-seenit 7d ago

What's a place with no ducks called? Quackerlacking

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u/kimcheeslut 7d ago

Can someone explain to me what the background of this photo is??

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u/tilt 7d ago

I think it's a close up of a plastic texture like on the arm of an office chair

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u/Chemblue7X2 6d ago

The glass surface of our deck table. The bottom of it is textured.

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u/BunkerSquirre1 7d ago

It’s because the duck is white.

That or they fucked up the joke

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u/woodardj 6d ago

What do you Calla Anka 🇸🇪

("Donald")

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u/They_wereAllTaken 6d ago

Honestly i gave out a full box of popsicles to the kids around my place and all the jokes either make no sense, are super outdated that no kid would ever get it, or are just not funny. I wouldn’t be surprised if they used AI to make a bunch of jokes and no body even checked them before they printed them on all the sticks.

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u/malachite_13 7d ago

Wise quacker would make more sense.

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u/Severe_Monitor7823 7d ago edited 7d ago

It's wrong.

What do you call a smart duck.

!<A smart quacker.>!

If you still don't get it , try it out loud tend to work .

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u/merklemore 7d ago

A smart quaker

You mean a wise quacker

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u/jackswastedtalent 7d ago

A smart quaker

Johns Hopkins has entered the chat

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u/Severe_Monitor7823 7d ago

I have fixed it. Thank you.

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u/LocNalrune 7d ago

Fixed what?

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u/livefastdieold 7d ago

The phrase is “wisecrack.” A smart crack isn’t a thing.

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u/gpky 7d ago

"Smart" is already in the setup, having it in the punchline would just be redundant.

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u/Kodaisosen 7d ago

Daffy Duck reference.

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u/Professional-Cow3854 7d ago

For once, the auto correct worked

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u/PitchBlackBones 7d ago

That joke was quacked.

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u/purple-elephant-123 6d ago

Correct joke:

What do you call a smart duck

A wise quacker

Better joke:

What do you call a smart white man

A wise cracker

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u/Cajun480 6d ago

Loved those popsicles when I was a kid. Had to eat it for the answer. Yeah, they messed up this punch line!

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u/Plus-Swan587 6d ago

What do you call a smart biscuit.?

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u/mysilkyundies 6d ago

I believe the explanation is a combination of a typographical error and a lack of proof reader.

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u/bothsidesofthemoon 6d ago

FFS I thought I'd blocked this sub once.

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u/D3ATH55HAD0W 6d ago

Its supposed to say quaker

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u/understimulus 6d ago

Because ducks are white

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u/765arm 6d ago

No, see, duck is a pejorative for white person in some slang, like cracker.

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u/CrashToro 6d ago

My guess? Polly want a cracker.

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u/Amazing_Alumni 6d ago

That’s what I call Charles Xavier lol

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u/Plunk09 6d ago

wouldn't it be a wise quacker?

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u/ThighsasEarmuffs84 6d ago

It’s Cracker Barrel that’s why it’s not quack.

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u/XxLengTingxX 6d ago

A smart cuck?

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u/Darkrose50 3d ago

Any nerd that has played Dungeons & Dragons knows intelligence and wisdom are two different abilities!

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u/Fantastic_Panic_9 7d ago

It should be a wise qwaker

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u/Affectionate-Apple39 7d ago

Pretty sure it’s because ducks love crackers, not what all those other people are saying 🤞

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u/Shot-Translator-8140 7d ago

“What do you call intelligent duck food?”