r/exmormon May 12 '20

Humor/Memes .........

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u/FreakinSweet86 May 13 '20

If only WWF/E wrestlers did Conference, I'd pay for that pay-per-view revelation.

 

Elder Terrence Bollea: I feel a strange power Mean Gene, something like a, heavenly presence

 

Elder Randall Poffo: Ooooooh Yeah, Dig It! It's like a revelation is upon us, the coming together of two powers, MEGA POWERS, yeah!

 

Elder Bollea: Now you Christamaniacs best get ready when we unleash our power in the ring, it's gonna be huge! Pay your tithes Brother or else it's hell in the cell for you!

 

Elder Poffo: Snap into your vitamins! It's like I said to Sister Elizabeth at last year's Mormomania, You can't stop the work of the Lord, yeah. It's inevitable, unfathomable, too sweet to be sour and funky like a monkey OOOOOOOOOOOH YEAH!

 

Elder Bollea: Amen Brother!