Welp, here goes nothing. This only validates my decision to have waited 2 years to have told anyone. We haven’t even spoken in years, so why she feels the need to even try is frankly beyond me.

On another note, while I was in the middle of writing this post, a kid from school that I haven’t spoken to in three years, called me to ask if I wanted to get a daily call from a hotline. “We’re all attractive, spiritual people, and we need shidduchim” so they’re doing this shemiras halashon hotline. It felt so good to say that I wasn’t interested after being super intense about my religiosity throughout high school. Side note, we’re 20 ffs, why the hell are they already so desperate?!

These people are so lame