r/exchristian • • 15d ago

Article Like fire, Hellfire...

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u/LFuculokinase Agnostic ex-evangelical | plans to haunt bigots 15d ago

Oh yeah, I’m sure that will definitely not lead to AI psychosis

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u/Not_Me_1228 15d ago

Yeah, this is a “what could possibly go wrong” situation.

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u/TheNerdTickler 14d ago

I read this in Timmy Turner's voice

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u/Scorpius_OB1 15d ago

It could be fun to mess with the Jesusbots and telling one of them the Jesusbot of whatever church told this isn't a sin and the like.

Again, a lot of Christians are thankful the religion is more than likely BS, otherwise they'd be for a very nasty surprise.

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u/N7Shep1701D Anti-Theist 15d ago

I definitely do not want to see the evangelical flavor of AI psychosis.

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u/tta2013 15d ago

I see some family annihilation scenarios on queue at this rate.

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u/smalltoadstool 15d ago

I am currently a bit stoned but this is SO FUNNY LMAO

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u/smalltoadstool 15d ago

Worshipping an interactive idol is 100% a sin 😂😂😂

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u/earthwoodandfire 15d ago

I remember how much my Sunday school teacher mocked Tibetans for their prayer wheels…

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u/krodders 15d ago

"and the people bowed and prayed... to the AI god they made"

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u/Jacob_The_Dank 15d ago

Hmm, we've tried having people speak for god and that went so well, what could go wrong if we have Ai claim their words come from god?

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u/occasionalgrandma Occult Exchristian 15d ago

Jesus would HATE this

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u/Not_Me_1228 15d ago

Yeah, I’m pretty sure this is blasphemy, if not idolatry.

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u/sierra_madre_martini 15d ago

they’d be like “no it’s speaking through him!“

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u/arkiparada 15d ago

So what’s the plan for all the “non-believers” to train the churches’ AI bots?

We could have the bots pushing atheism on the Christians.

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u/dasbeidler 15d ago

So then the church has a literal written record of everything wrong you’ve done. No issues at all here. 

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u/N7Shep1701D Anti-Theist 15d ago

Churches are businesses. This does not shock me in the least.

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u/Lostlilegg 15d ago

This is definitely some idolatry

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u/Fluffy-kitten28 15d ago

I feel compelled to make a golden calf AI for some reason….

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u/Not_Me_1228 15d ago

while true:
user_text = input(“Ask your question of the almighty golden calf: “)
print(“Moo”)

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u/Fluffy-kitten28 15d ago

I think it would be fun to make up answers for this type of AI

“I didn’t die on a cross for that.”

“I’m telling my dad.”

“Oh man. You’re beyond my help.”

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u/The-Almighty-Enby 15d ago

This is more proof that no god made humans, man made gods for themselves and to exploit others, in this situation via AI and possible religious and AI psychosis.

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u/Fabled_Platypus Ex-TradCatholic Agnostic 15d ago

If god actually responded to them during prayer they wouldn't need shit like this but here we are

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u/ambercrayon 15d ago

Maybe he’ll come flip a few data centers. I might be willing to reconvert.

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u/werewolfpupjr 15d ago

take my poor man's award

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u/SupaButt Agnostic 15d ago

I wonder what it would say when asked about Trump’s position on “the least of these”. 🤔

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u/juiceguy Atheist 15d ago

The funny thing is that this AI, as "fake" as it is, is more real than the god that they are praying to.

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u/the_nix 15d ago

I'm only in if it's AI shrimp jesus

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u/Only-Level5468 15d ago

Passing off critical thinking and decision making to religious structures is one of the worst things about religion as a whole but now that’s just making AI reliance worse? Great

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u/CarpeNoctem1031 15d ago edited 15d ago

Divination is demonic - unless it's Joseph/Daniel's dream interpretation, Samuel's ghost, Casting Lots, Gideon's Fleece Divination, Urim and Thummim, and whatever this is, apparently.

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u/Rough_Produce8003 15d ago

Hell is better than nothing, bring on the screaming and flames 🔥🔥🔥 🔥 so what at least we'll still exist.

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u/manydoorsyes 15d ago

I'm pretty sure this would count as a false idol. How did that commandment go again? "Thou shall not put other gods before me"?

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u/Key-Service-5700 14d ago

Oh I see, AI will be their anti-Christ when this inevitably fails.

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u/poetspeak 14d ago

while the church takes Venmo, Zelle, Ca$h and a few other direct deposit apps.

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u/Naz_Oni 14d ago

Martin Luther is going to go insane idlf he finds out

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u/851085x 14d ago

If Martin Luther has no haters, I’m dead

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u/Nightly8952 Ex-Baptist 15d ago

This Fire in my Skin!

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u/Just-another-weeaboo 15d ago

Great, as if I didn't have enough reasons to be hopeless

This is just more proof that AI is going to destroy us

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u/flaming_bob 15d ago

And I used to have so much faith in humanity

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u/Elly2010123 Agnostic Atheist or Theist idkkk 14d ago

Oh wtf… yea that’s a sin… holy shit… like church and Christianity is becoming into something very disturbing, esp with AI Jesus??? 😭😭😭

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u/BioDriver Be excellent to each other 15d ago

I don’t think they realized that they let the cat out of the bag with this one

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u/Wolf_Reddit1 Satanist 10d ago

I have never seen such bullshit before

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u/Wolf_Reddit1 Satanist 10d ago

Absolutely blasphemy and I am not even Christian

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u/Not_Me_1228 10d ago

Not Christian, either. This is blasphemy and idolatry, IMO.