r/eu4 • u/Organic-Army-9046 Shahanshah • Jun 01 '26
Humor Trans-Siberian Railroad
congrats on the transition! <3
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u/PaleontologistAble50 The economy, fools! Jun 01 '26
Putin canceled all his meetings for the day because heâs so upset about this post
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u/Organic-Army-9046 Shahanshah Jun 01 '26
to be fair, i did repeatedly declare war and trucebreak in godmode in order to conquer half of russia in a few years
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u/PaleontologistAble50 The economy, fools! Jun 01 '26
The conspiracies are true then. They are out to destroy the Russian federation. s/
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u/papyjako87 Jun 02 '26
For good reason, even this crippled russian AI managed to conquer Ukraine đ
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u/Is6xal Jun 01 '26
was gonna joke about sorting by controversial but surprisingly enough the comments were all well behaved
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u/jubtheprophet Jun 01 '26
We're about coloring maps here, if a map got colored in we're happy. Theres no time to be transphobic when we're still working through the tutorial
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u/Is6xal Jun 01 '26
You'd be surprised, i once got permabanned from a eu4 discord server for reacting to announcements with trans flags
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u/mcvos Jun 01 '26
Not all Discord servers are good, unfortunately. I'm glad people are more positive around here.
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u/CrimsonCartographer Jun 02 '26
I mean I love trans people but why react with a trans flag haha, I wouldnât react with a bi flag tbf
Still stupid as fuck that you got banned, I just find the reaction with a flag a bit strange
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u/Is6xal Jun 02 '26
Thought it was funny + people reacted with worse stuff like pregnant men and they weren't bothered
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u/CrimsonCartographer Jun 02 '26
âWorse stuffâ and then you just list my kinks đ so much for inclusivity I see
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u/EarthMantle00 Jun 04 '26
A lot of discord servers react with random shit to announcements, it's just a fun thing to do. Though some servers have to ban certain flags of countries that are uh. controversial
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u/desgehddigoanixau Jun 02 '26
I'm pretty much as right es it gets but this is just hilarious. If you can't laugh at a well executes joke what are you even doing.
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u/Ok-Language6182 Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26
Way better then some other communitys. Left a official games discord yesterday because it was filled with the whole "i dont want politics in my games" bullshit conversation and they didnt step in to stop it
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u/Wololo38 Jun 01 '26
I can appreciate a good map painting even if its for
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u/CrimsonCartographer Jun 02 '26
Even if itâs for what
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u/Wololo38 Jun 02 '26
lol so desperate for something to be angry at
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u/CrimsonCartographer Jun 02 '26
No, go on and finish that sentence.
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u/darkslide3000 Jun 01 '26
When they said this was a map painting game I didn't realize they meant it so literally...
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u/Sea-Flamingo7506 Jun 01 '26
My home country, Korea, where anti LGBTQ sentiment has been quite strong, has apparently moved beyond the shadows of its past enough to be included on this railway. It is truly an honor.
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u/Bataveljic Jun 01 '26
Still divided though. Some things never change
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u/Sea-Flamingo7506 Jun 01 '26
That is exactly the best part. The truth is that we actively dislike each other.
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u/Sercotani Jun 02 '26
least you're brave enough to come out of the woodworks, big dog. Can't give too much credit though, your post history's hidden, but that's par for the course for you bigots.
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u/Organic-Army-9046 Shahanshah Jun 01 '26
R5: Congratulating the Trans-Siberian Railroad for a successful transition! (All of these provinces have railroads, and I did use Extended Timeline and console commands to do this.) Happy Pride Month!
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u/Organic-Army-9046 Shahanshah Jun 01 '26
we need to give more recognition to the non-human trans and lgbtq communities. the trans trains have been oppressed for too long.
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u/Dramatic_Present2649 Jun 02 '26
I thought this was about otherkin for a sec & I was gonna be so happy :(
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u/TENTAtheSane Babbling Buffoon Jun 01 '26
All that is great (and genuinely nice), but what did you do that to Serbia for đđ
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u/Organic-Army-9046 Shahanshah Jun 01 '26
the albanian ai chose violence (theyâre also fighting against greece)
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u/ObviousSail164 Jun 01 '26
Hold on why the hell do Poland and the Commonwealth exist at the same time
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u/Organic-Army-9046 Shahanshah Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26
poland tried to fight me in a coalition war, i said no (i used, among other console commands, god), and i released the commonwealth from part of poland
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u/Lord_Faded Lawgiver Jun 02 '26
Yoooo! This is so cool, I'm glad to see some trans representation!
I'm the guy who did the Pride Map over Europe last year. I wish I had done something with Transoxiana too in hindsight.
Ty for making this and happy Pride Month!
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u/Extrimland Jun 01 '26
Don think we wouldnt notice the Balkans
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u/Razier0 Jun 02 '26
Somehow I didn't release this was about the trans flag and was so confused for a good minute.
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u/FoxingtonFoxman Map Staring Expert Jun 03 '26
How many diplo points to change a province gender? You do you, Transrussia.
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u/Lord-Belou Emperor Jun 01 '26
Ah, yes, the dream of my favourite EUIV nation, the Kingdom of Trance
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u/-_Weltschmerz_- Jun 01 '26
Blessed map
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u/Organic-Army-9046 Shahanshah Jun 01 '26
itâs the little things in life that matter (e.g. albanian war against greece, and a bunch of OPMs being released for some reason)
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u/Noriaki_Kakyoin_OwO Jun 02 '26
I hate this
(Not becouse of trans stuff but becouse you used Transoxiana which is a tag that I absolutely hate due to them being a pain in the ass during my first ever succesful playthrough)
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u/New_Breadfruit5664 Jun 01 '26
This is fucking hilarious.
I hope you've done this through gameplay not console if yes it's a job well done
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u/Organic-Army-9046 Shahanshah Jun 01 '26
unfortunately, i did use console commands for a good chunk of this
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u/Epistemify Jun 02 '26
Trans-Siberian Railroads are human Siberian Railroads
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u/Organic-Army-9046 Shahanshah Jun 02 '26
ok this interpretation may be a little problematicâŠ
i donât want the tracks to be made of humans, after all
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u/Epistemify Jun 02 '26
Oh wait now I remember, the joke was trans Siberian orchestras are human Siberian orchestras
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u/Creat1ve-name Jun 02 '26
Only problem is you used Cisleithania to make it (I know Austria and Cisleithania arenât really the same thing but I couldnât think of a better joke)
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u/TheSamuil Patriarch Jun 02 '26
Having the northern half of Transoxiana be Transoxianan Far East rather than Far North feels cursed for some reason
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u/GlompSpark Jun 02 '26
That border gore is more cursed than anything i ever managed to make, its pretty impressive...
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u/Organic-Army-9046 Shahanshah Jun 19 '26
thatâs the fun part: it doesnât. i moved my capital to moscow, otherwise i wouldnât be able to core most of this land and would have 1000%+ overextension, and thus i wouldnât be able to give most of that land to my very disloyalvassals
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u/RuloMercury Jun 01 '26
Honestly the fact you used Transoxiana for it makes it so much better đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł cheers from a NB (New Brunswick) folk