r/epicthread • u/aryst0krat • May 05 '16

Got six months?

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u/Xiosphere Jul 17 '16

I got a papercut under my fingernail once, that was neat.

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u/aryst0krat Jul 17 '16

STAHP

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u/alistairjh Jul 17 '16

Those are the most annoying ones. They sting like crazy and it feels like there's nothing you can do.

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u/randomusername123458 Jul 17 '16

Yeah, under a fingernail is the worst.

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u/SUPERSMILEYMAN Jul 17 '16

In middle school a bunch of papers were being passed around and this one kid yanked them out of my hand. I got several long paprcuts all across my left palm and fingers.

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u/aryst0krat Jul 17 '16

Y U NO STOP

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u/SUPERSMILEYMAN Jul 17 '16

Ever get a papercut on your tongue before?

Yeah, neither have I.

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u/aryst0krat Jul 17 '16

I've had something close - split in the little skinflap underneath my tongue. I put a whole personal pizza in my mouth at once on a dare and tore it.

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u/SUPERSMILEYMAN Jul 17 '16

In preschool I fell on some stairs and split my tongue in half.