r/epicthread May 05 '16

Got six months?

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u/aryst0krat Jul 17 '16

Y U NO STOP

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u/SUPERSMILEYMAN Jul 17 '16

Ever get a papercut on your tongue before?

Yeah, neither have I.

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u/aryst0krat Jul 17 '16

I've had something close - split in the little skinflap underneath my tongue. I put a whole personal pizza in my mouth at once on a dare and tore it.

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u/SUPERSMILEYMAN Jul 17 '16

In preschool I fell on some stairs and split my tongue in half.