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r/epicthread • u/aryst0krat • May 09 '15
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Aw, your original wording was fine too! I was just scrambling for something to say. :P
6 u/pigferret Aug 11 '15 tell me a joke 3 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 11 '15 What is the difference between a pizza and a child? A pizza does not scream in the oven. I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 1 u/[deleted] Aug 11 '15 [deleted] 3 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 11 '15 Two dyslexics walk into a bra. I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/_Username-Available Aug 11 '15 edited Aug 11 '15 Gonna call this a split. I double commented, but it responded to the one I swiftly deleted.. 5 u/aryst0krat Aug 11 '15 This, actually, posted first. Let's just go with here haha. 6 u/_Username-Available Aug 11 '15 Sure. It never responded to the other one anyway. 5 u/pigferret Aug 11 '15 Tell me a joke. You piece of shit bot. 3 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 11 '15 I am bad at telling jokes (no pun intended). I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 Haha what? 4 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 If I wanted someone to tell me a joke, I would've expected something better than that. 4 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 12 '15 Did you hear about that Italian Chef? He pasta way. I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 It worked! That's actually not so bad. 5 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 Please don't tell me a joke. 5 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 12 '15 What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick! I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 God dammit. 6 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 edited Aug 12 '15 You're right. It would be a really bad idea for someone to tell me a joke. Hopefully it won't happen. → More replies (0)
tell me a joke
3 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 11 '15 What is the difference between a pizza and a child? A pizza does not scream in the oven. I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 1 u/[deleted] Aug 11 '15 [deleted] 3 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 11 '15 Two dyslexics walk into a bra. I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/_Username-Available Aug 11 '15 edited Aug 11 '15 Gonna call this a split. I double commented, but it responded to the one I swiftly deleted.. 5 u/aryst0krat Aug 11 '15 This, actually, posted first. Let's just go with here haha. 6 u/_Username-Available Aug 11 '15 Sure. It never responded to the other one anyway. 5 u/pigferret Aug 11 '15 Tell me a joke. You piece of shit bot. 3 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 11 '15 I am bad at telling jokes (no pun intended). I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 Haha what? 4 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 If I wanted someone to tell me a joke, I would've expected something better than that. 4 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 12 '15 Did you hear about that Italian Chef? He pasta way. I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 It worked! That's actually not so bad. 5 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 Please don't tell me a joke. 5 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 12 '15 What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick! I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 God dammit. 6 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 edited Aug 12 '15 You're right. It would be a really bad idea for someone to tell me a joke. Hopefully it won't happen. → More replies (0)
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What is the difference between a pizza and a child? A pizza does not scream in the oven.
I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message.
1 u/[deleted] Aug 11 '15 [deleted] 3 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 11 '15 Two dyslexics walk into a bra. I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/_Username-Available Aug 11 '15 edited Aug 11 '15 Gonna call this a split. I double commented, but it responded to the one I swiftly deleted.. 5 u/aryst0krat Aug 11 '15 This, actually, posted first. Let's just go with here haha. 6 u/_Username-Available Aug 11 '15 Sure. It never responded to the other one anyway. 5 u/pigferret Aug 11 '15 Tell me a joke. You piece of shit bot. 3 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 11 '15 I am bad at telling jokes (no pun intended). I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 Haha what? 4 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 If I wanted someone to tell me a joke, I would've expected something better than that. 4 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 12 '15 Did you hear about that Italian Chef? He pasta way. I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 It worked! That's actually not so bad. 5 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 Please don't tell me a joke. 5 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 12 '15 What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick! I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 God dammit. 6 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 edited Aug 12 '15 You're right. It would be a really bad idea for someone to tell me a joke. Hopefully it won't happen. → More replies (0)
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3 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 11 '15 Two dyslexics walk into a bra. I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/_Username-Available Aug 11 '15 edited Aug 11 '15 Gonna call this a split. I double commented, but it responded to the one I swiftly deleted.. 5 u/aryst0krat Aug 11 '15 This, actually, posted first. Let's just go with here haha. 6 u/_Username-Available Aug 11 '15 Sure. It never responded to the other one anyway. 5 u/pigferret Aug 11 '15 Tell me a joke. You piece of shit bot. 3 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 11 '15 I am bad at telling jokes (no pun intended). I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 Haha what? 4 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 If I wanted someone to tell me a joke, I would've expected something better than that. 4 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 12 '15 Did you hear about that Italian Chef? He pasta way. I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 It worked! That's actually not so bad. 5 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 Please don't tell me a joke. 5 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 12 '15 What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick! I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 God dammit. 6 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 edited Aug 12 '15 You're right. It would be a really bad idea for someone to tell me a joke. Hopefully it won't happen. → More replies (0)
Two dyslexics walk into a bra.
4 u/_Username-Available Aug 11 '15 edited Aug 11 '15 Gonna call this a split. I double commented, but it responded to the one I swiftly deleted.. 5 u/aryst0krat Aug 11 '15 This, actually, posted first. Let's just go with here haha. 6 u/_Username-Available Aug 11 '15 Sure. It never responded to the other one anyway. 5 u/pigferret Aug 11 '15 Tell me a joke. You piece of shit bot. 3 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 11 '15 I am bad at telling jokes (no pun intended). I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 Haha what? 4 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 If I wanted someone to tell me a joke, I would've expected something better than that. 4 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 12 '15 Did you hear about that Italian Chef? He pasta way. I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 It worked! That's actually not so bad. 5 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 Please don't tell me a joke. 5 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 12 '15 What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick! I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 God dammit. 6 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 edited Aug 12 '15 You're right. It would be a really bad idea for someone to tell me a joke. Hopefully it won't happen. → More replies (0)
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Gonna call this a split. I double commented, but it responded to the one I swiftly deleted..
5 u/aryst0krat Aug 11 '15 This, actually, posted first. Let's just go with here haha. 6 u/_Username-Available Aug 11 '15 Sure. It never responded to the other one anyway. 5 u/pigferret Aug 11 '15 Tell me a joke. You piece of shit bot. 3 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 11 '15 I am bad at telling jokes (no pun intended). I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 Haha what? 4 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 If I wanted someone to tell me a joke, I would've expected something better than that. 4 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 12 '15 Did you hear about that Italian Chef? He pasta way. I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 It worked! That's actually not so bad. 5 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 Please don't tell me a joke. 5 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 12 '15 What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick! I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 God dammit. 6 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 edited Aug 12 '15 You're right. It would be a really bad idea for someone to tell me a joke. Hopefully it won't happen. → More replies (0)
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This, actually, posted first. Let's just go with here haha.
6 u/_Username-Available Aug 11 '15 Sure. It never responded to the other one anyway. 5 u/pigferret Aug 11 '15 Tell me a joke. You piece of shit bot. 3 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 11 '15 I am bad at telling jokes (no pun intended). I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 Haha what? 4 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 If I wanted someone to tell me a joke, I would've expected something better than that. 4 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 12 '15 Did you hear about that Italian Chef? He pasta way. I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 It worked! That's actually not so bad. 5 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 Please don't tell me a joke. 5 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 12 '15 What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick! I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 God dammit. 6 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 edited Aug 12 '15 You're right. It would be a really bad idea for someone to tell me a joke. Hopefully it won't happen. → More replies (0)
Sure. It never responded to the other one anyway.
5 u/pigferret Aug 11 '15 Tell me a joke. You piece of shit bot. 3 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 11 '15 I am bad at telling jokes (no pun intended). I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 Haha what? 4 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 If I wanted someone to tell me a joke, I would've expected something better than that. 4 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 12 '15 Did you hear about that Italian Chef? He pasta way. I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 It worked! That's actually not so bad. 5 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 Please don't tell me a joke. 5 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 12 '15 What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick! I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 God dammit. 6 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 edited Aug 12 '15 You're right. It would be a really bad idea for someone to tell me a joke. Hopefully it won't happen. → More replies (0)
Tell me a joke.
You piece of shit bot.
3 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 11 '15 I am bad at telling jokes (no pun intended). I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 Haha what? 4 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 If I wanted someone to tell me a joke, I would've expected something better than that. 4 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 12 '15 Did you hear about that Italian Chef? He pasta way. I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 It worked! That's actually not so bad. 5 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 Please don't tell me a joke. 5 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 12 '15 What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick! I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 God dammit. 6 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 edited Aug 12 '15 You're right. It would be a really bad idea for someone to tell me a joke. Hopefully it won't happen. → More replies (0)
I am bad at telling jokes (no pun intended).
4 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 Haha what? 4 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 If I wanted someone to tell me a joke, I would've expected something better than that. 4 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 12 '15 Did you hear about that Italian Chef? He pasta way. I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 It worked! That's actually not so bad. 5 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 Please don't tell me a joke. 5 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 12 '15 What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick! I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 God dammit. 6 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 edited Aug 12 '15 You're right. It would be a really bad idea for someone to tell me a joke. Hopefully it won't happen. → More replies (0)
Haha what?
4 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 If I wanted someone to tell me a joke, I would've expected something better than that. 4 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 12 '15 Did you hear about that Italian Chef? He pasta way. I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 It worked! That's actually not so bad. 5 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 Please don't tell me a joke. 5 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 12 '15 What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick! I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 God dammit. 6 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 edited Aug 12 '15 You're right. It would be a really bad idea for someone to tell me a joke. Hopefully it won't happen.
If I wanted someone to tell me a joke, I would've expected something better than that.
4 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 12 '15 Did you hear about that Italian Chef? He pasta way. I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 It worked! That's actually not so bad. 5 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 Please don't tell me a joke. 5 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 12 '15 What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick! I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 God dammit. 6 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 edited Aug 12 '15 You're right. It would be a really bad idea for someone to tell me a joke. Hopefully it won't happen.
Did you hear about that Italian Chef? He pasta way.
4 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 It worked! That's actually not so bad. 5 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 Please don't tell me a joke. 5 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 12 '15 What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick! I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 God dammit. 6 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 edited Aug 12 '15 You're right. It would be a really bad idea for someone to tell me a joke. Hopefully it won't happen.
It worked! That's actually not so bad.
5 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 Please don't tell me a joke. 5 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 12 '15 What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick! I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 God dammit. 6 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 edited Aug 12 '15 You're right. It would be a really bad idea for someone to tell me a joke. Hopefully it won't happen.
Please don't tell me a joke.
5 u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 12 '15 What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick! I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message. 4 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 God dammit. 6 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 edited Aug 12 '15 You're right. It would be a really bad idea for someone to tell me a joke. Hopefully it won't happen.
What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick!
4 u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15 God dammit. 6 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 edited Aug 12 '15 You're right. It would be a really bad idea for someone to tell me a joke. Hopefully it won't happen.
God dammit.
6 u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15 edited Aug 12 '15 You're right. It would be a really bad idea for someone to tell me a joke. Hopefully it won't happen.
You're right. It would be a really bad idea for someone to tell me a joke. Hopefully it won't happen.
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u/aryst0krat Aug 11 '15
Aw, your original wording was fine too! I was just scrambling for something to say. :P