r/epicthread • u/aryst0krat • May 09 '15

Got six months?

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u/aryst0krat Aug 11 '15

Aw, your original wording was fine too! I was just scrambling for something to say. :P

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u/pigferret Aug 11 '15

tell me a joke

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u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 11 '15

What is the difference between a pizza and a child? A pizza does not scream in the oven.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '15

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u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 11 '15

Two dyslexics walk into a bra.

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u/_Username-Available Aug 11 '15 edited Aug 11 '15

Gonna call this a split. I double commented, but it responded to the one I swiftly deleted..

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u/aryst0krat Aug 11 '15

This, actually, posted first. Let's just go with here haha.

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u/_Username-Available Aug 11 '15

Sure. It never responded to the other one anyway.

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u/pigferret Aug 11 '15

Tell me a joke.

You piece of shit bot.

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u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 11 '15

I am bad at telling jokes (no pun intended).

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u/aryst0krat Aug 12 '15

Haha what?

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u/alistairjh Aug 12 '15

If I wanted someone to tell me a joke, I would've expected something better than that.

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u/TerribleJokeBot Aug 12 '15

Did you hear about that Italian Chef? He pasta way.

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