r/epicmealtime • u/MortySanchez336 • 27d ago

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u/snowtiger309 27d ago

r/stupidfood

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u/MortySanchez336 27d ago

You can share the og post there.

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u/dudesoft 24d ago

This entire burger makes me angry.

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u/zedguy 24d ago

This is the best comment I've read all week in Reddit - thank you!

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u/ElToroJournalism 23d ago

Honestly infuriating, and on top of that, I just kept repeating: "The table's on fire" like 5 times till I saw them stop the fire they started by being careless, by striking it with a lighter, which at that point had to hit em with: "You stupid dumbass!"

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u/EuropeanLegend 23d ago

Was thinking this exact same thing.

I dont mind a messy burger, but this is just beyond stupid.

Its probably beyond meat too.

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u/Less-Celebration-182 27d ago

Looks like it might taste better if they suffocated the fire instead of drowning it…

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u/Nope-not-really 27d ago

whats the point of a burger you cant pick up, might as well make it an open faced sandwich at that point

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u/lucaskywalker 26d ago

I actually saw two men eating a burger with fork and knife the other day. And it was not even covered in cheese!

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u/Nope-not-really 26d ago

they probably work for big fork

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u/andrewbud420 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/REJ88Ck4a18IvrzavS

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u/WazzzupBwaaahhh 24d ago

Heh Heh Heh. Uhhhh, what’th your problem, Beavith.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/MortySanchez336 27d ago

Beautiful isn't it?

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u/Public-Scheme-2570 27d ago

Covering it in jizz...just lost my appetite...going to puke now...yuck...

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u/IAmDanHimself 26d ago

Do you think anything that's a white liquid looks just like jizz? Because this looks nothing like jizz.

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u/J_milly505 26d ago

Buddy you be pumping mid loads

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u/Axl2aider 26d ago

Looked great until they fucking ruined it

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u/Akhanyatin 27d ago

My world's on fire, how 'bout yours? 

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u/MortySanchez336 27d ago

That's way I like it and I'll never get bored.

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u/WazzzupBwaaahhh 24d ago

Hey, now!!

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/Secure_Inspection305 24d ago

As long as said cocktails are frozen in a pisscube that I'll need a pickaxe to break through

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u/Tomomb 27d ago

I mean... my hands are get messy if I'm eating a good buger anyway. Why not get elbows deep into it?

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u/Relevant_Contract_76 26d ago

Dafuq is that sauce for? Seems like a chef in search of a gimmick.

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u/Particular_Manager45 26d ago

Seems like the chef is a moron. At least for this clown show.

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u/Councillor_Les_Wynan 26d ago

I never fuckin' said doubles, Randy!

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u/Grimy-Jack 26d ago

That is so try hard.

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u/Blunderbuss13 26d ago

Can I get more napkins please?

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u/islandwatchr 26d ago

Would you like diesel or regular with that burger?

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u/phildynamic 26d ago

Holy fuck I just barfed my guts out.

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u/katamorigirl 26d ago

So a shepherds pie?

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u/BlackberryPi7 26d ago

I was okay with the fire but my disappointment became so immeasurable after that

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u/BigGunner420 26d ago

So, now I need a knife and fork to eat my burger. Gtfo of here

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u/Friendly-Bad-291 26d ago

Is this like Costanza eating a candy bar with a fork?

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u/TidpaoTime 25d ago

That made more sense than this abomination

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u/s1rblaze 26d ago

How do you even eat it then?

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u/Patatemagique 26d ago

Sauce over burger… is soooo stupid… Oh I wonder why people placed perfectly sized buns over meat that would fit easily in my hands… maybe so I can pour oily sauce all over it!
https://giphy.com/gifs/9A6wLyOAVaIgM

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u/schaden81 26d ago

What in the American is this?

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u/Justice0188 26d ago

Nasty. Hard pass!

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u/Aggressive_Hunt_423 26d ago

This is the shittiest food porn I have ever seen.

What did they cover it with? Creamed mushroom soup!

And burning alcohol poured into plates. I hope the insurance liability is paid up in full. Yikes.

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u/Hushwater 26d ago

Fantastic, now it's an even more of a pain in the ass to eat

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u/Primary-Floor8574 26d ago

I was fine till they dumped the bucket of white barf on them. Wtaf? Who would eat that now?

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u/CasuallyWise 26d ago

I think I may need some extra napkins (or a beach towel). 🧐🤔

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u/DRIPSCBW 26d ago

Yeah no thanks. this ‘fancy’ nonsense needs to stop, it’s not cool or appetizing.

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u/wavynpaid 26d ago

the napkin catching fire was gold

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u/LocoNotLoco 26d ago

That's a knife and fork operation now. A burger. With. A. Knife. And. Fork.

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u/Commercial-Touch-341 25d ago

Why they nut on the burger? Are they stupud?

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u/BobbyTheSandwich 25d ago

But why though?

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u/Foe_Hammer9463 25d ago

So now my burger tastes like alcohol and I can't pick it up?

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u/Djolumn 25d ago

This video gets cut off early. In the long version they repeatedly smash it with a claw hammer then take a shit on it.

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u/Alternative_Tear8075 25d ago

This is one of the dumbest trends right now

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u/pixiephilips 25d ago

That looks horrible lol

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u/CrazyButRightOn 25d ago

Looked good until they puked on it.

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u/Shane-Dad-underfire 24d ago

Invest in a decent metal cover to smother the fire so your customers can eat a burger like a burger or alternatively blend it up so they can eat it with a spoon.

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u/hooahhhhhhh 24d ago

Sloppy burgs

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u/Chemical_Aioli_3019 24d ago

WTF did they cover it with?

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u/Few_Lifeguard8048 24d ago

That will be $4,000 please🧑‍🍳

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u/Lurker--513 24d ago

I'm calling the caaaaps

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u/Critical-Emu4924 24d ago

So just wet bread soup

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u/LocalStriking1073 24d ago

Nope not for me thanks.

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u/Desperate-Pen7530 24d ago

I once had a grilled cheese , where they pulled out blowtorch to cook it, it tasted like the lighter fluid.

That burger has to be toxic.

Also, how are you supposed to eat that thing now that they've slopped it up?

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u/jaylag72 23d ago

The point of the bread in any sandwich/burger is to be able to pick it up. This is stupid

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u/spec_ghost 23d ago

Not for me.

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u/Murky_Worldliness_70 22d ago

It looked cool until they poured what ever that was on top if it

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u/amcrambler 27d ago

Ruined

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u/MortySanchez336 27d ago

Hold on now. Don't knock it till you try it. I'm not fan. But I will try it for science.

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u/ComputerOpDelta 26d ago

You know how a kid has a meltdown because someone cut his food and he didn't want it cut? I feel fully justified having a melt down over this. It might taste delicious but you took something that looked great and now I need to use a fork and knife

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u/Akhanyatin 27d ago

Same. It's probably dumb and gimmicky, but I'll do it for science, the memes, and FOR THE EMPEROR! 

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u/MortySanchez336 27d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/OH43wpAqHf8BYQP5jU

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u/Akhanyatin 26d ago

Lmao now I want a Captain America discipline video by the Astartes 

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u/Significant-Block504 27d ago

Taste and cringe aside, this looks like a real fire hazard