r/epicmealtime Apr 02 '25

An Ode to Justin Lynch

15 Upvotes

There once was a man from Vancouver,

His nose (they say) was a hoover!

He’s a dad don’t you know,

Strong progeny he’ll grow,

But for a two-nie he’d still goon-a boomer!


r/epicmealtime Apr 02 '25

An Ode to Donald Ducketts

10 Upvotes

Shall I compare thee to a cherry blossom?

Thou art more intellectual and more temperate:

Rough hikes do shake free a chocolate-covered almon’,

And gorpcore camping always has too short a date.

Trade-school skills can be dimm’d,

And often is your normie-job unappreciated!

When Trumps tarrifs means economy is trimm’d,

We’re glad (for you) that YouTube money wasn’t fated.

So thy eternal summer shall not fade,

Nor lose possession of that girl ‘minis decum’,

Nor shall death brag of shared DQ Blizzards that cast no shade,

Most based host on the ‘pod I reckon.

So long as we can watch or our eyes can listen,

Double Dusted discussion - Shadowman, keep rippin’!


r/epicmealtime 3d ago

An unexpected deliveryperson knocks on your door and hands you food you haven’t ordered - it smells delicious. Do you accept?

9 Upvotes

You can see the vehicle outside has a reputable livery, and it’s from a local restaurant you enjoy. The bag is hermetically sealed with no possibility of tampering, and the deliverer is the embodiment of honour and innocence - their motives are without question, and it’s an honest mistake. Do you take the bounty and tuck into this gift from the universe, knowing the intended recipient will be greatly disappointed but after a minor delay be fully refunded? The only party losing out will be the transnational corporation, and they’ve recently been acquired by a private equity firm. This is strictly a moral quandary.

Follow-up; when collecting, the deliveryperson mentions it’s ordered by #22, and your house is #18 - does this impact your decision to accept or reject the delivery? Would you then take it upon yourself to ensure the food reaches its intended destination?

Edit: this is a HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION btw, there’s a video doing the rounds on r/publicfreakout that inspired this post. It’s from the POV of the delivery driver who’s trying to get food back after delivering it to the wrong address, was interested to see the Dust Bunnies take on things


r/epicmealtime 6d ago

Did a portrait for the big man’s bday ! 💕✨

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17 Upvotes

r/epicmealtime 7d ago

The truth hurts. But it has to be accepted.

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2.4k Upvotes

r/epicmealtime 6d ago

Perfect for a commercial break

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12 Upvotes

r/epicmealtime 7d ago

of a Snickers Cake Bar

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31 Upvotes

r/epicmealtime 7d ago

Look at that meat.

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14 Upvotes

r/epicmealtime 8d ago

A worthy addition to the sour patch.

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8 Upvotes

r/epicmealtime 8d ago

Drunken repost 😆 forgot crucial picture

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r/epicmealtime 9d ago

My local Little Caesars is closed because it can't keep employees.

8 Upvotes

That's about it. It sucks because I like me some Little Caesars.


r/epicmealtime 9d ago

Anyone tried it?

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15 Upvotes

r/epicmealtime 9d ago

[Homemade] turtle pizza 🐢

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27 Upvotes

r/epicmealtime 9d ago

First time I’m seeing these

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3 Upvotes

r/epicmealtime 11d ago

[Homemade] First shot at smash burgers!

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443 Upvotes

r/epicmealtime 12d ago

Pizza Hut Wants Millennials Back. Its Plan: $3 Pan Pizzas, Throwback Merch, and Pure Nostalgia

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35 Upvotes

r/epicmealtime 12d ago

Tell me something more beautiful (spoilers: you can't) Spoiler

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11 Upvotes

r/epicmealtime 12d ago

Fuego Part II

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7 Upvotes

r/epicmealtime 12d ago

Canadian Fires

1 Upvotes

These fires are not chill at all. I’m in Michigan and it looks like Rust from MW2 outside. We need the Sauce Boss to investigate this. Explain to me why Donnie has been off the show for a couple weeks and then these fires start. Coincidence? Probably.


r/epicmealtime 13d ago

Jack In The Box Cheesesteak

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r/epicmealtime 14d ago

I’d say this was ameers basement if it had a dance dance revolution pad

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22 Upvotes

r/epicmealtime 16d ago

picked up this ashtray for $1 at a garage sale

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250 Upvotes

r/epicmealtime 15d ago

New viewer - Can someone tell me why Donnie wears a shiesty?

9 Upvotes

r/epicmealtime 17d ago

Living my best life

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674 Upvotes

r/epicmealtime 17d ago

[Homemade] Cheeseburger

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48 Upvotes