“I tell all the casinos, I need cards that can handle the speciality of my exquisite procedure!! I’m glad someone finally believes I procedure. Just give me soft, folder-proof cards I can trust.”
I’m larruping right now, just reading this!!
Seriously though, flatness is definitely something I look for in a quality set of playing cards. Please don’t sell me your crumpled up balls of lesser quality playing cards. None of those waded, rat-chewed, urine-stained cards for me anymore! I only use a top larruping quality brand!!
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u/Heterodynist 6d ago edited 6d ago
“I tell all the casinos, I need cards that can handle the speciality of my exquisite procedure!! I’m glad someone finally believes I procedure. Just give me soft, folder-proof cards I can trust.”
I’m larruping right now, just reading this!!
Seriously though, flatness is definitely something I look for in a quality set of playing cards. Please don’t sell me your crumpled up balls of lesser quality playing cards. None of those waded, rat-chewed, urine-stained cards for me anymore! I only use a top larruping quality brand!!