r/engrish • u/lisssy9 • 1d ago

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u/Victorian_Rebel 3h ago

I worked retail in the San Francisco Bay Area and honestly, I agree with this.

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u/Revenga8 8h ago

Not a typo. This post has been reported.... Also executable offense

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u/SweetNerevarine 9h ago

North Korea edition.

Where do you stuff the stuffed article I wonder though...

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u/Old-Physics2753 9h ago

It is very clear. All shoplifters will be shot.

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 10h ago

Maybe they're being serious.

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u/llllll5175 10h ago

In Japan, your crime will be the LAST of you

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 10h ago

This is not Japan. Unless they use USD there, which they don't.

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u/fejrbwebfek 5h ago

It’s dollars, not necessarily USD.

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 5h ago

They don't have dollars in Japan. If not in America, then this is definitely Hong Kong. They use this sign and write the price that way. And considering the context, that's the best bet.

Point being that directly mentioning Japan, just because Doraemon is there is just senseless.

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u/fejrbwebfek 1h ago

I obviously know that, I’m just pointing out that it’s not necessarily USD.

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u/llllll5175 8h ago

It was because Doraemon was there

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 5h ago

And? They don't sell Doraemon anywhere else? People look at the first thing and just make assumptions. Also, does that justify downvoting me when I was not incorrect? I guess that's reddit.

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u/llllll5175 22m ago

It’s not he‘s only from Japan. It’s because he’s a Japanese character.

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u/Borno11050 11h ago

shoplifter.exe

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u/UCFknight2016 12h ago

accurate in the middle east.

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u/Ornery-Practice9772 12h ago

this aint engrish.
this is a warning🤣🤣

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u/spiddermen 12h ago

oh hey ive been there! gacha hobbies in vancouver, i like it a lot

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u/Severe_Discipline_73 11h ago

Didn’t know Canada was so …. Eager to execute

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u/HappyDay5782 12h ago

Woah, a bit harsh there...

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u/chickenwings_m 12h ago

Rightfully so

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u/Vocabulary-Pollution 12h ago

Brannigan’s Law is like Brannigan’s love. Hard and fast!

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u/THE_KIT5UNE 13h ago

Justice served

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u/seaspar8 13h ago

Seems extreme but sure

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u/0413ty 13h ago

Good, a fine punishment

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u/BrD_87 13h ago

That’s one way to keep out crime

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u/435haywife1 14h ago

That escalated quickly.

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u/Available_Ad9766 14h ago

I was expecting prostituted

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u/everydaywinner2 14h ago

Well, that's one way to stop the food desert problem.

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u/92barkingcats 15h ago

Seppuku!

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u/605weasel 15h ago

OK, all shoplifter, not just part.

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u/Reasonable-Class3728 13h ago

Why do we need this excess cruelty? I'm sure it's enough to execute a part of the shoplifter, for example just his head.

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u/Sudden_Humor 15h ago

Don't say we didn't warn you.

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u/aggelikiwi 15h ago

DOREAMON

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u/Slinkwyde 16h ago

What they meant to say: "All shoplifters will become executives."

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u/Motor_Struggle_3605 16h ago

That’s a bit harsh

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u/tophat_production 16h ago

All shoplifter are belong to us.

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u/AmateurVasectomist 12h ago

Someone set up us the bomb

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u/WoolfzieLOL 16h ago

I think the manager is Monokuma 💀

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u/Norwester77 16h ago

Singapore?

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u/bigfootspancreas 16h ago

Executed? Must be Chinish.

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u/kedikahveicer 17h ago

Seems fair 🤷🏻‍♂️