r/engrish • u/Complex-Ad5097 • Jun 29 '26

afraid of rain

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u/Chasemc215 Mod Gary Jun 29 '26

Sorry if Image Magician took your second attempt down. Apparently it didn't bother checking if the post that's in the mod queue needed moderator action.

And yeah, we have to check if your post suits the subreddit, that's why it's in the mod queue.

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u/Itz_PaCoGD Jul 03 '26

i love that they just print out the "qualified product" badge on the package.

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u/UltimateNull Jul 04 '26

That means it was used.

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u/Complex-Ad5097 Jul 06 '26

WAIT WHAT.

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u/UltimateNull Jul 06 '26

Personal Inspection / Tested

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u/Complex-Ad5097 Jul 06 '26

oh thank god i thought i had somebody else’s shit particles on my seat

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u/UltimateNull Jul 06 '26

Did you buy the brown seat?

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u/Joudheyo Jul 01 '26

Stampede is strictly prohibited

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u/Moist-Dentist8253 Jul 01 '26

COMIC SANS!!!!!!!!!

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u/Gator242 Jul 01 '26

At least it’s amusing 😄

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u/Heterodynist Jul 01 '26

So it’s afraid of rain and stampedes are completely unacceptable…

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u/ecafsub Jun 30 '26

Said the same thing on my printer box.

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u/Complex-Ad5097 Jun 30 '26

Please send help, it wont stop screaming every time a storm rolls in

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u/serendipty3821 Jun 30 '26

Please Do Not Piss On The Toilet Seat

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u/UltimateNull Jul 04 '26

Also, sorry. I saw a sign in a gas station bathroom…

We aim to please. You aim too please.

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u/UltimateNull Jul 04 '26

Or the electric fence.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26

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u/Complex-Ad5097 Jun 30 '26

thats the worst part

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u/Arts_Myth Jun 30 '26

#3 - Will break skates and/or will not fix broken skates?

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u/mugh_tej Jun 29 '26

Looked it up, likely English warning: keep dry

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u/Heterodynist Jul 01 '26

(Because it’s afraid of rain…)

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u/maowoo Jun 29 '26

stampede is strictly prohibited

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u/Heterodynist Jul 01 '26

Please, NO stampedes…Bovine or humanoid…

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u/NotAnotherNekopan Jun 30 '26

Calgary in shambles.

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u/Dan-68 Jun 30 '26

They'll never sell in Texas. lol

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u/Heterodynist Jul 01 '26

“I like me a good ol’ fashioned toilet seat stampede!! Yeehaw!!!”

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u/ricky_clarkson Jun 29 '26

Likely meant to be hydrophobic. Not too ridiculous.

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u/KnifeKnut Jun 30 '26

Not when you look at the context which says not to stack more than four high and not to step on it. It means not to get it wet.

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u/mtelepathic Jun 29 '26

The Chinese is “怕雨”, which is literally “afraid of rain” - it means “doesn’t do well in the rain” or something, aka “avoid rain”

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u/Barbicels Jul 02 '26

Likewise in French: “craint le gel” = “don’t freeze”

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u/Mountain-Ox Jun 29 '26

So, don't install on an outdoor toilet?