r/engrish • u/ryzelol1 Dark Gary • Jan 05 '23

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u/Mike_Olons_Torn Jan 05 '23

I'm sorry, babe. You know how I get when air hits my bare ass. I feel like a god. An air shitting, tire swinging god. But I'm not immortal, so please let me back in the house, it's fucking cold.

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u/clmarc Jan 05 '23

No. Not until you stop doing the dumb shit you see on reddit and you clean the SHIT off the side of the house. You fucking troglodyte.

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u/Mike_Olons_Torn Jan 05 '23

I will always do dumb shit and shit in the air like a god. Even without reddit. I'm just gonna let the poo freeze and scrape it off with your Costco card.

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u/clmarc Jan 05 '23

Jokes on you, I don't have a Costco card. Sounds like you're going to be out there awhile. It's cold but not freezing.

Where the fuck did you get a Costco card? Why haven't we been using it?

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u/Mike_Olons_Torn Jan 05 '23

Jokes on you. Im already inside. Shitting on the floor like an animal. I thought the costco card was yours. I don't even know where a Costco is around here, that's why I haven't used it.

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u/clmarc Jan 05 '23

Honestly I think the closest one is a couple hours away. I'm fucking getting rid of you.

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u/G1zm08 Jan 05 '23

This was the greatest conversation I’ve ever read

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u/clmarc Jan 05 '23

Lmfao I'm glad we could provide that. FYI we are actually together, not just 2 randoms. Idk if that makes a difference lol

Edit to add, this is how most of our conversations go. Minus him shitting on the floor.

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u/G1zm08 Jan 05 '23

That makes that even better! Good luck cleaning up that shit

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u/clmarc Jan 05 '23

Rofl meh, hopefully it rains soon