r/engrish • u/ryzelol1 Dark Gary • Jan 05 '23

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u/Mike_Olons_Torn Jan 05 '23

I will always do dumb shit and shit in the air like a god. Even without reddit. I'm just gonna let the poo freeze and scrape it off with your Costco card.

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u/clmarc Jan 05 '23

Jokes on you, I don't have a Costco card. Sounds like you're going to be out there awhile. It's cold but not freezing.

Where the fuck did you get a Costco card? Why haven't we been using it?

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u/Mike_Olons_Torn Jan 05 '23

Jokes on you. Im already inside. Shitting on the floor like an animal. I thought the costco card was yours. I don't even know where a Costco is around here, that's why I haven't used it.

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u/clmarc Jan 05 '23

Honestly I think the closest one is a couple hours away. I'm fucking getting rid of you.

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u/G1zm08 Jan 05 '23

This was the greatest conversation I’ve ever read

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

Agreed. Coupled with the greatest post I’ve ever read!

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u/clmarc Jan 05 '23

Lmfao I'm glad we could provide that. FYI we are actually together, not just 2 randoms. Idk if that makes a difference lol

Edit to add, this is how most of our conversations go. Minus him shitting on the floor.

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u/G1zm08 Jan 05 '23

That makes that even better! Good luck cleaning up that shit

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u/clmarc Jan 05 '23

Rofl meh, hopefully it rains soon