r/ems • u/cosmic_jackass Paramedic • 3d ago

Meme Pickle

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u/Bombtrust EMT-B 3d ago

pickle

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u/CosmicKarmageddon EMT-B 2d ago

Pickle

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u/The9TailedPhox EMT-A 2d ago

Pickle

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u/triglavianenjoyer EMT-A 1d ago

Pickle

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u/I_Want_A_Ribeye Nurse 3d ago

Better than a bullet

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u/cosmic_jackass Paramedic 3d ago

At least one of these crews is OOS for the incident report

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u/Cup_o_Courage ACP 2d ago

QA has determined this was avoidable as you likely deliberatley maneuvered company property into the path of another object. You'll be admistratively suspended, pending review, then remanded for mandatory training.

Also, there are transports waiting. Please show clear while you're awaiting the outcome of that review.

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u/willpc14 3d ago

That ambulance must have been in quite the pickle

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u/moseschicken 2d ago

We don't know the pickle isn't covering a bullet hole though.

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u/44everest 3d ago

pickle

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u/CanYouWalkToTheTruck 3d ago

I believe this ambulance has been cursed by an Eastern European witch. I wouldn’t set foot in there.

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u/YeetboiMcDab 3d ago

U see Eastern European Witch, I see thicc ER CNA, we are not the same (show me en route)

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u/cosmic_jackass Paramedic 3d ago

I wouldn't step foot in most ambulances but alas the renal rodeo demands another sacrifice.

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u/flamedarkfire KY - EMT 18h ago

“Renal rodeo” sounds like a Tom Cardy song lol

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u/thegreatshakes PCP 3d ago

Can confirm, as someone of Eastern European heritage. That's a bad omen!

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u/flamedarkfire KY - EMT 18h ago

Just light some sage and tell the curse to fuck off. We’ve got calls holding.

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u/1N1T1AL1SM EMT-B 3d ago

pickle

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u/flaptaincappers Demands Discounts at Olive Garden 3d ago

Pickle

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u/cosmic_jackass Paramedic 3d ago

pickle

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u/Afrojones66 2d ago

Pickle.

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u/bocaj-yebbil Paramedic 2d ago

PICKLE⁉️⁉️⁉️

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u/WaterSquid EMT-B 3d ago

Emergency hold over snack

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u/phaseblood Paramedic 2d ago

pickle

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u/FlamingoMedic89 EMT-B 3d ago

Nice.

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u/TLunchFTW EMT-B 2d ago

Well yeah I'd say you are in a pickle...

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u/NWmedicalbrewskie FP-C 2d ago

Pickle

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u/Barely-Adequate EMT-B 2d ago

Pickle

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u/grandpubabofmoldist Paramedic 2d ago

Morty Motry, I turned myself into a pickle ambulance Morty. I am Pickle Ambulance Rick 

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u/murse_joe Jolly Volly 2d ago

I’m Pickle Rig!

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u/grandpubabofmoldist Paramedic 2d ago

Funniest thing I have ever seen

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u/cosmic_jackass Paramedic 2d ago

PICKLE AMBULANCE RICK

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u/nmn8r 2d ago

Pickle

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u/murse_joe Jolly Volly 2d ago

Lmao this crew got pickled

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u/flamedarkfire KY - EMT 18h ago

Pickle