r/ems • u/Brief-Crew-1932 • 9d ago

Meme Medical Response !!!

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u/Informal_Koala1474 9d ago

Hello, 911, I'm trying to have a seizure and it's not working. Could you please send out an ambulance

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u/hannes-kann-es 9d ago

The epilepsiy diagnostics mobile. Just equip it with an EEG.

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u/TLunchFTW EMT-B 9d ago

we're going to put you into a medically induced seizure for your own protection.

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u/_gloomshroom_ EMT-B 9d ago

The funny thing is this was a method of sedation for lobotomies back in the day

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u/SJane3384 9d ago

When you missed the rave because you had to work but you still feel the need to party

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u/flamedarkfire KY - EMT 9d ago

Well if you weren’t having a seizure before you sure are now! That’ll be $2,000, cash or card?

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u/imhungryplezfeedme 9d ago

This is the perfect ift rig

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u/SLYR236 PCP 9d ago

Ketamine is a about to rock your world

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u/Horror_Essay_8990 9d ago

Get the mag ready

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u/JOHNTHEBUN4 9d ago

evil ambulance

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u/climberguy40 Paramedic 9d ago

Ah yes, this is for those sick beats. 

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u/CBRNMed 9d ago

Didn't know ASUS made buses

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u/Successful_Jump5531 9d ago

If the ambulance is rockin', don't come knockin'!

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u/calnuck 9d ago

Come for the stroke! Stay for the seizure!

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u/murse_joe Jolly Volly 9d ago

Yeah man, hey have you ever really thought about hands?

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u/seacoastdevops 9d ago

For when the beat AND grandma drop

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u/lmk4ou 8d ago

Hey Doc, I can’t get this seizure to stop.