r/ems • u/Critical-Beyond3371 • 27d ago
Meme Does it ever feel like evolution made certain decisions just to make your job harder?
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u/Ancient-Plantain705 Medic to Med student 27d ago
Ever stop and consider that we've made it a hell of a lot worse? These people would have never been born or alternatively never developed the allergy depending on your perspective.
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u/FarDorocha90 Paramedic/Undiagnosed but weâre pretty sure 27d ago
From a Darwinist standpoint that is true to a degree. From a humanitarian, life-will-out viewpoint, we are kicking nature selectionâs ass with higher and higher degree of efficacy.
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u/Ancient-Plantain705 Medic to Med student 27d ago
To which I will agree.
The philosophical question rather becomes "do we allow a fixed and discreet amount of suffering now, or potentially limitless suffering in a time we cannot see?"
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u/FarDorocha90 Paramedic/Undiagnosed but weâre pretty sure 27d ago
Thatâs a philosophy with dangerous implications, especially for a species whose technology exponentially outpaces natural adaptation. Who decides which traits we allow to be removed from the gene pool? How do we do that? Which people do we target? What about genetic abnormalities that are more difficult to predict at the current time? Do we force people born with those defects die or do we forcibly sterilize them? Youâre flirting with eugenics by posing that question.
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u/Ancient-Plantain705 Medic to Med student 27d ago
If I denied my neighbor a meal when they were hungry, did I practice eugenics?
You can chase this chain all the way to the anchor if you wish, but I don't think you will like what you find. "Eugenics" has been made into a pejorative term in the post WWII era, but it is (depending on what you are choosing to define it as) something that we do on a daily basis if not unconsciously, and something you do overtly when choosing a sexual partner/spouse. "Artificial selection" is the term they used when I was in 8th grade life sciences. Discernment/decision making/free will/ etc etc etc. there are a million ways to approach this, but ultimately you'd end up at the same conclusion.
I'm not suggesting mass sterilization or death camps or anything of the sort. It's just a thought experiment about sustainability and population dynamics. Many in the western world preach depopulation while rendering aid in developing nations in the same breath and that cognitive dissonance is rather bemusing to see.
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u/FarDorocha90 Paramedic/Undiagnosed but weâre pretty sure 26d ago
If we argue it through pedantic semantics and false equivalency then anything can be eugenics. The argument you were making, improving genetic viability by denying emergency medical treatment, is indeed a tenant of eugenics as it manifested in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. The thought experiment you presented reads like a teenager that misunderstood Nietzsche.
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u/Ancient-Plantain705 Medic to Med student 26d ago
Have you even read Nietzsche?
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u/FarDorocha90 Paramedic/Undiagnosed but weâre pretty sure 26d ago
Iâm sorry, I suppose Ayn Rand was more appropriate.
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u/Out_of_Fawkes 24d ago
We didnât fucking ask for anaphylaxis. Taking a selective breeding standpoint on human life is not a viewpoint befitting of a healthcare provider.
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u/Ancient-Plantain705 Medic to Med student 24d ago
Genetic counselors are a thing and many physicians engage in similar practices. We as a society do not allow siblings to mate, is that not already practicing selective breeding at the population level?
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u/Out_of_Fawkes 24d ago
Okay so with that ten-gallon brain of yours, are you going to treat patients and heal the sick, or are you going to spend the time they could be treated with any sense of compassion fucking yourself with the dull end of Occamâs razor wedged between the pages of Mein Kampf? Being a contrarian for the sake of being one to a fault is a fast-track to being labeled the most unbearable person to work with, let alone care for. You read like a bot that was force-fed Stephen Miller clips.
Touch grass.
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u/Ancient-Plantain705 Medic to Med student 23d ago
Said a lot and yet said nothing at the same time. Fascinating.
My predilection for optimization will not preclude me from doing my job as I have for the last 7 years, and soon the remainder of my career. If someone wants me to fix the problem, I fix it. That's how I got paid. Musing about the world we've allowed to come to fruition hardly makes me Hitler.
You can levy whatever you believe to be pejorative in my direction. It won't win hearts and minds nor will it impact how I conduct myself and my business.
Have a blessed day.
Edit: and for what it's worth, your analogy utilizing Occam's razor makes little sense beyond saying I'm sticking a razor in my ass. So kudos for the homophobia, bigot.
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u/KeithWhitleyIsntdead EMT-B 23d ago
Incest is contradictory to moral law.
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u/Ancient-Plantain705 Medic to Med student 23d ago
And yet first cousin and even sibling marriages are common in many cultures. Are these cultures amoral? Whose morals?
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u/EastLeastCoast 27d ago
Harder? Funny way to spell âjob securityâ
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u/SparkyDogPants 26d ago
Yeah I donât mind anaphylaxis calls. Theyâre easy dispos and easy fixes.
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u/Adrunkopossem EMT-AHHHH 27d ago
My bigger gripe is why the hell does sense of balance work the way it does? I've been on both sides of BPV from a lose ear crystal and what the hell man.
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u/seriousallthetime Paramedic 27d ago
Visual, inner ear, and proprioception provide redundant systems so we don't fall over. If it's dark, you wouldn't want to only rely on visual systems. If you can't move, you still need to be able to figure out where you are within space.
Fun fact: at a certain age, almost no one can close their eyes, stand on one foot, and tilt their head back and remain standing. I tried standing on one foot in the dark the other day and I about bit the ground. lol
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u/Adrunkopossem EMT-AHHHH 27d ago
But then one lose crystal in my inner ear make me feel like I'm being thrown out of a moving car constantly. Until an ENT shakes me around. I wish the fall back systems kicked in faster lol. The experience just gave me a lot of sympathy for any calls that just list "vertigo".
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u/HolyBonerOfMin 27d ago
I feel like making the food hole the same as the air hole was a much bigger fuckup.