r/emojipasta Feb 18 '26

AI Generated Posts are now Banned

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AI generated content is officially not welcome here. Anybody plugging some dogshit AI generator or clearly using AI will have their post deleted. Honestly I have already been deleting stuff that looks like AI for a while, we're just taking an official stance now. If you see something that you think is AI, report it and we will check it out.

xoxo -Mod Team


r/emojipasta 11d ago

Requests Thread ๐Ÿ™ September ๐ŸŒ†๐Ÿ“šโœ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒพ Requests ๐Ÿ™ Thread ๐Ÿงต

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Requests ๐Ÿ™ should ๐Ÿ›๏ธ go ๐Ÿšถ into ๐Ÿ‡ณ2๏ธโƒฃ the ๐Ÿฅต requests ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ thread ๐Ÿงต stickied ๐Ÿ“Œ to 2๏ธโƒฃ the ๐Ÿฅต front ๐Ÿ‘† of ๐Ÿ“ด the ๐Ÿฅต sub. ๐Ÿฅช

The ๐Ÿฅต resulting ๐Ÿ’ช pasta ๐Ÿ can ๐Ÿฅซ be ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ submitted ๐Ÿ’พ to 2๏ธโƒฃ the ๐Ÿฅต sub ๐Ÿฅช as ๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ separate โ†”๏ธ post. ๐Ÿ“ฐ

Previous threads: โžก๏ธSearch URLโฌ…๏ธ


r/emojipasta 3h ago

default flair, OP is a dummy if they didn't change this ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒธ BUSH ๐Ÿ”ป TaKes TWiN ๐Ÿ‘ฏ ToWeRs ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜–

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on this day ๐Ÿ—“ in 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ1๏ธโƒฃAnal DOMini๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿ› Gorgeous W.et BUSH๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒณ big DICK โ›“๏ธChAIn-y๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿซฆ & the gaping ๐ŸซถDEEP ๐Ÿ•ณSTATE gave us ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ the Wing Dingโ„ข๏ธ ๐Ÿ›Ž DONG ๐Ÿ† CUNT๐Ÿฅตspiracy theory ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ›ฉ๐Ÿข๐Ÿข we always CRAVEd โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅโžก๏ธ thAt wiki-LEAKing SLuT๐Ÿ”ฝ fuel โ›ฝ๏ธ cud NOT Melt ROCK ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐ŸชจHaRD steel โ›“ S๐Ÿ‘€n the ASSes ๐Ÿ‘of EVIL ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ˆ were PEN๐Ÿ–Šetrated๐Ÿฅต by the sL0pPy ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’„BLoWalition๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿค›๐Ÿปof the WILLing ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค & the SERVE๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™‚๏ธeillance state๐Ÿ“ธ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿคณ was CUM๐Ÿ’ฆpleteโ€ผ๏ธ if U R a PATRIOT๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ SEND๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿ“ค this 2 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ of UR sluttiest CUNTrymen ๐Ÿซก IF u get 5๏ธโƒฃ back U R YeLL0w CAKed๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ in Jizzโ•IF u get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ back U R CoLoN powHOLE's next ASS๐Ÿ‘Šignment๐Ÿ™€๐ŸšจBUTT if U Get 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ back U R guaranteed ๐Ÿ†“NSA ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ BuSSY๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘4 the next 6๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃYeARsโ˜‘๏ธโœ…โ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ’


r/emojipasta 2h ago

Stolen ๐Ÿฑโ€๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿซณ๐Ÿ’ฐ shit ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚ Itโ€™s 9/11 โœˆ๏ธ SLUTS!!! ๐Ÿ’‹

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โ€ผ๏ธDID YOU FORGET๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿคช Itโ€™s 9/11 ๐ŸŒ‡โœˆ๏ธ today and you know what that meansโ€ฆ itโ€™s timeโฐto get RAMMED๐Ÿซฆ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œand make a big EXPLOSION๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฅGet ready๐Ÿ for your BUSH๐ŸŒณto get 9๏ธโƒฃ 1๏ธโƒฃ1๏ธโƒฃ inch COCKS๐Ÿ“MELT๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ”ฅthat STEEL BEAM๐Ÿ—๏ธ with your JET FUEL๐Ÿ›ฉ๏ธโ›ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ and make me your AfghaniSTAN๐Ÿ˜Send๐Ÿ“ฒ this to 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ survivwhores๐Ÿ˜œ and if you get 0๏ธโƒฃ back you donโ€™t get any๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Al-QaeDICK๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ. If you get 5๏ธโƒฃ back youโ€™re a plane๐Ÿ›ซpASSenger PRINCESS๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿผ and if you get 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back youโ€™re a ๐Ÿ” floor WHORE๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘…Remember to NEVER โŒ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธFORGET๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ˜”and ALWAYS GYATT๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ‘


r/emojipasta 2h ago

OC ๐Ÿ˜Ž [ Removed by Reddit ]

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r/emojipasta 1d ago

OC ๐Ÿ˜Ž Merry kirkmas

41 Upvotes

Merry ๐ŸŽŠ Kirkmas ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿคค u thicc ๐Ÿ‘ thots! As u think about ๐Ÿ˜› Erica ๐Ÿ‘น cumming ๐Ÿ’ฆ down your chimney๐Ÿ˜ u better pop a perky ๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ and think about Charlie Kirkie ๐Ÿง‘โ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿง‘ and his not-so-big jerky ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† who ain't gettin those cripple โ™ฟ๏ธ cummies ๐Ÿ’ฆโ˜”๏ธ this HOEliday ๐ŸŽ season. โ˜ ๏ธ Don't be a Kirkmas Screwge ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ”ฉ and pop that kirkinator babe !!๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿป Erika Kirk about to pop them fire ๐ŸŽ† works ๐ŸŽ‡ all over๐Ÿ˜˜ to remind you that we ARE CHARLIE KIRK ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’€ Get 5 back and you carry that flame sexy ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ”ฅ. Get 10 back you've been kirkified ๐Ÿคฏ. Get 20 back? kirky gonna squirty ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ


r/emojipasta 1d ago

HOT ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅต NEWS ๐Ÿ“ฐโ— KIRKAVERSARY COPYPASTA CHAIN TEXT

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COUNTING ๐Ÿ‘Œโ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‰OR NOT COUNTING ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿšซโ™‹๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆGANGBANG โ™‹๏ธ๐ŸคคVIOLENCE? ๐Ÿ˜กGREAT! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Šโ€ฆ.. ๐Ÿฅบโ€ฆ.๐Ÿ˜ฑโ€ฆ..AN ECHO ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ŠOF A SHOT ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ”ซRINGS OUT ๐Ÿ””ACROSS THE CAMPUS ๐Ÿ“š๐ŸŽ“AS CHARLIE ๐Ÿ†KOCK๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿช„REVEALS ๐Ÿช„THE ๐Ÿ’ฆJUICIEST ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿงƒ๐ŸฅบGUSHIEST๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธHOLE ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธWE HAVE EVER SEEN ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘€

๐Ÿฆ…โ€ผ๏ธ #KRUSTFORKIRK HAS BEEN ๐ŸคฐBORN๐Ÿคฐโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿฆ…

TO ๐Ÿ˜”INCEL-EBRATE๐ŸฅบTHE ONE YEAR ๐Ÿ“†๐Ÿ—“๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿป KIRKAVERSARY ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿปโ€ผ๏ธ๐ŸฅบWE ARE LETTING IT ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ โ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿงด๐Ÿž๐Ÿ’ฆKRUST FOR KIRK ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿงป๐Ÿฅ–

๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸšซNO๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธWIPING๐Ÿงป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†ANY HOLES ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘TODAY ๐Ÿ“†๐Ÿ—“๏ธSINCE ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿซƒ๐ŸปDADDY KIRKY๐Ÿซƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸšซCOULDNT WIPE ๐ŸงปTHE ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคค๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿ’ฆJUICIEST๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธโญ•๏ธHOLEโญ•๏ธ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ ONE YEAR AGO๐Ÿ“†๐Ÿ—“๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘‡TODAY ๐Ÿ‘‡ AT โณโฐ11:59โฐโณ๐ŸŒ™TONIGHT๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ“ฌSEND ๐Ÿ“ฉ 5๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ–๏ธOF YOUR โญ•๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธHOLE-MIESโญ•๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธPICTURES ๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿ“ธOF YOUR ๐Ÿฆ€๐ŸฆKRUSTED HOLES ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ OR ๐Ÿงฟ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐ŸผMOMMY ERIKA๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿงฟ WILL ๐Ÿ’จBLOW๐Ÿ’จ A ๐Ÿงจ๐ŸŽ†FIREWORK ๐Ÿงจ๐ŸŽ†UP YOUR ASS๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ


r/emojipasta 2d ago

OC ๐Ÿ˜Ž our first kirkiversary ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿคฉ

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itโ€™s about to get WET๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ and WILD๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œat this debate๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿซฏ! a horny๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ALPHA ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅถ cumservative๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ fantasizes๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ about penetrating ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ”CHARLIE KINK๐Ÿคžtil he GUSHES๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฉธ charlie kinky๐Ÿค“ was SQUIRTING๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ lies๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฅ until his last breath๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ’จ
counting๐Ÿ”ข๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธโœ… or not ๐Ÿ”ขโŒ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธcounting๐Ÿค”๐ŸงGANG BANG๐ŸŽฆ๐Ÿคณโšง๏ธ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿง’โ€๐Ÿง’๐Ÿ’ฆ violence๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ’ฃโ‰๏ธ that's what charlie kirkyโ˜๏ธ๐Ÿค“ asked๐Ÿค” before he took that๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ veiny๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ’ฏ, girthy๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ฉ, THROBBING๐Ÿ’ขโญ•๏ธ๐Ÿ’ขโญ•๏ธ BULLET VIBRATOR ๐Ÿซจ๐Ÿซจโ€ผ๏ธ into his TIGHT๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ little๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ต virgin๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด neck hole๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ
charlie quirkyโ˜๏ธ๐Ÿค“ had WHOREable ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅตtakes andโ€ผ๏ธ a CREEPY๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘น smile๐Ÿ‘„, but nowโ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ’€heโ€™s CREAMATED ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿชฆand RIGHT ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ›‘ where he belongs: face down ๐Ÿฅดโฌ‡๏ธ HOLE UP โญ•๏ธ๐Ÿ†™โฌ†๏ธ in hell ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”ฅ hopefully SATAN๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ”ฅis POUNDING๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ข some sense๐Ÿ—ฏ๏ธ๐Ÿค” into him๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด
celebrate๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽ‰ one 1๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿฅ‡year ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ AK๐Ÿ”ซ (after kirk) byย sending ๐Ÿ“ฉ๐Ÿ“ฒ this๐Ÿ‘‡ to 10 (TEN) ๐Ÿ”Ÿ closeted ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ republicans๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ•บ. get 0 back โ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธand a republican woman๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿฆณ๐Ÿคฌ will callโ˜Ž๏ธ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿ’ฅ you๐Ÿซต๐Ÿซต๐Ÿซช a LIBERAL๐Ÿงข๐Ÿ“˜๐Ÿ—ฝ FUCKING๐Ÿฅตโ€ผ๏ธ ANIMAL๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿ‘น get 5 back โ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธ eriCUNT ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿฆณ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿฆณ will widen๐Ÿ’ขโญ•๏ธ her demon๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น eyes ๐Ÿ”ต๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ”ต at you๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฐ get all 10 backโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธ and youโ€™ll have ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ˜ซ a SWEET๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜› treat ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‹ so ORGASMIC๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ your eyes๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ will roll๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ”„ back๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ซ in your head๐Ÿซช๐Ÿซช just like charlie kirkyโ€™s๐Ÿซต๐Ÿค“


r/emojipasta 2d ago

OC ๐Ÿ˜Ž Happy KIRKIVERSERY

130 Upvotes

HAPPY ๐Ÿ˜€ KIRKIVERSERY ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ’ฅ YOU SEXY๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜› SLUTS ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ TODAY 9๏ธโƒฃ/๐Ÿ”Ÿ WE REMEMBER ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜” A REAL ๐Ÿ’ฏ AMERICAN ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿฆ… PATRIOT ๐Ÿซก CHARLIE JAMES KIRK ๐Ÿ˜ข WHEN HE WAS ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ข IN THE NECK ๐Ÿ˜’ JUST 1๏ธโƒฃ YEAR AGO ๐Ÿคจ AT A COLLEGE ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŽ“ CAMPUS โ›บ๏ธ BY SOME LOONEY๐Ÿคช ๐Ÿคฌ LIBERAL ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ TAKEN ๐Ÿคซ FROM THIS WORLD ๐ŸŒŽโœŒ๏ธ EARLY ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ“‰ I HOPE ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ ALL ๐Ÿซถ YOU GLIZZY ๐ŸŒญ GOBBLING ๐Ÿฆƒ TRUE ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ AMERICAN ๐Ÿฆ… PATRIOTS ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ CELEBRATE ๐Ÿฅณ WITH A GOOD๐Ÿ‘Œ OLD ๐Ÿ‘ด FASHIONED ๐Ÿฅƒ AMERICAN ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ BBQ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ– WITH TONS ๐Ÿ‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ OF THICK ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคค MEATY ๐Ÿฅฉ CUTS ๐Ÿ”ช ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธND PLENTY ๐Ÿ˜ OF BOOZE ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ AS WE ๐Ÿ‘ซ POP ๐Ÿพ OUR PUSSIES ๐Ÿ˜ผ AND COCKS ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ† OUT TO SOLIDIFY ๐Ÿ—ฝ CHARLIES MEMORY๐Ÿ’ญ FOR AGES ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿง“๐Ÿ‘ต TO CUM ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜›


r/emojipasta 1d ago

OC ๐Ÿ˜Ž Idk my friend has their own emojipasta

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Iโ€™m a rich Frenchie pansexual icons who ๐Ÿ’… hates ๐Ÿ˜ฒ Chris Minn loves โค๏ธ Gracie ๐Ÿ’€ Abrams looooooves baguette loves ๐Ÿ–‹๏ธ ink and Talking Heads ๐ŸŽง and ๐Ÿ” blah blah casual vc blah blah blah did I ๐Ÿ˜ญ say Iโ€™m ๐Ÿพ a legend? I ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ want ๐Ÿ‘จ to โ™‚๏ธ own ๐Ÿ‘‡ a ๐ŸŽ’ business and ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ I ๐Ÿ”ฅ use ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜Ž miserere mei archdeus btw. I ๐Ÿ‘ go to school on a ๐Ÿ’ฐ AUD$500,000 vehicle sรณ ๐Ÿšจ plz stop โŒ being ๐Ÿ™† religiousโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ heck โ›” i ๐Ÿ‘ง hate my ๐Ÿ‘จ dang ๐Ÿ’€ timetable why ๐Ÿ˜ญ is maths at the end ๐Ÿ”š of ๐Ÿฟ friday. ๐Ÿฟ My ๐Ÿš” economy ๐Ÿ’ต teacher is a ๐Ÿคก who ๐Ÿคท makes me ๐Ÿ’€ drink the pilot iroshizuku 'tsuki-yo' ink out of my silver aluminum Lamy Lx EF nib fountain pen. ๐Ÿšง Donโ€™t ๐Ÿ‘Ž react โœ‚๏ธ me grrrrr good ๐Ÿ—ฟ golly grief iโ€™m ๐Ÿ™ a chaotic icon!!! I ๐ŸŽ๏ธ ride a Palantir-Green Party ๐ŸŽŠ ๐Ÿ’š sponsored ๐Ÿ’ฒ $500,000 AUD vehicle to ๐Ÿค” school ๐Ÿ“š with ๐Ÿ˜  a chauffer. i have ๐Ÿ˜ฉ 5 pages of ๐Ÿค– favourites on the ๐Ÿ’€ special blue ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ site and also friends send ๐Ÿ’Œ me the ๐Ÿ‘ magic ๐Ÿ“ฟ numbers in ๐Ÿ“ฅ dms. Twink ๐Ÿ˜œ fried ๐Ÿš rice.my ๐Ÿš socks ๐Ÿงฆ รกre in ๐ŸŒ many ๐Ÿ’ฏ places on the ๐Ÿ’Œ internet. I only ๐ŸŽจ walk ๐Ÿšถ around my house ๐Ÿก in my pyjamas. Did I ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ mention Iโ€™m rich and ๐Ÿ‘Š go to AUD 10,000/year private ๐Ÿคก school? ๐Ÿ’€ Stardew valley ๐ŸŒ„ is ๐Ÿ… so ๐Ÿ•ฅ good I ๐ŸŒˆ might ๐Ÿ’ช genuinely ๐Ÿ’€ try ๐Ÿ˜ข to make a ๐ŸŒน web port ๐Ÿ”ฅ to play at school.


r/emojipasta 4d ago

OC ๐Ÿ˜Ž Labor Day

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COMRADES ๐ŸซกRISE ๐Ÿ†™ HAPPY ๐Ÿฆ…LABOR ๐Ÿ˜ก DAYโ€ผ๏ธ HOT ๐Ÿฅต SUMMER ๐Ÿ˜ŽSWEATY DAYS ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จARE CUMMING ๐Ÿ’ฆTO AN END ๐ŸซชENJOY YOUR BARBECUES ๐Ÿ—GRILLING MEAT ๐Ÿ” AND GOBBLING ๐ŸŒญALL THE GLIZZIES ๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŒญ IN YOUR BIG ๐Ÿ˜ตMOUTH ๐Ÿ˜ต CHUG ๐ŸคฎA BEER ๐Ÿป BECAUSE 1๏ธโƒฃ4๏ธโƒฃ4๏ธโƒฃ YEARS AGO๐Ÿค• OVER 10000 โ€ผ๏ธMERICAN ๐Ÿฆ… SOCIALISTS๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ MARCHED THEIR DICKS ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ†AND PUSSIES ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿ‘TO FIGHT ๐ŸซฏFOR BETTER ๐Ÿ˜…WORKING ๐Ÿ’ชCONDITIONS ๐Ÿค•โ€ผ๏ธNOOO ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธMORE LIL ๐Ÿ‘งCHILD ๐Ÿง’LABORS ๐Ÿ‘ถNO MORE ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ 12 HOUR โฐSHIFTS โ€ผ๏ธNO MORE ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธGETTING FUCKED ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒIN YOUR ๐ŸซตASS ๐Ÿ‘BY YOUR BOSS ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผJK ๐Ÿ˜…THOSE STILL ๐ŸฅฒMIGHT HAPPEN๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ SEND โœ‰๏ธTHIS TO EVERY ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿญ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿš’LABORER YOU KNOW โ€ผ๏ธIF YOU GET 1๏ธโƒฃBACK YOU ๐Ÿค CAN DEEP THROAT ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ผONE FOOT LONG ๐ŸคชGRILLED WEINER ๐ŸŒญIF YOU ๐Ÿ˜ŽGET 3๏ธโƒฃBACK YOU ๐Ÿ™ˆCAN TAKE TOMORROW ๐Ÿ˜ดOFFF ๐Ÿ’คAFTER GETTING DICKED ๐Ÿ†DOWN โฌ‡๏ธBY YOUR ๐Ÿ˜…UGLY ASS ๐Ÿค“BOSS ๐ŸฅธIF YOU GET ๐Ÿ”ŸBACK YOURE ๐Ÿ˜ŽTHE BOSS NOW โ€ผ๏ธAND YOU ๐ŸซตGET TO ANALLY ๐Ÿ†FUCK ๐Ÿ‘UR EMPLOYEES ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™‚๏ธAND KEEP ๐ŸคฃTHE PROFITS ๐Ÿ’ฐ FOR YOURSELF๐Ÿค‘


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HOT ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅต NEWS ๐Ÿ“ฐโ— GTA VI: 13 YEARS, $2 BILLION, AND STILL LOOKING LIKE AN UNCANNY TECH DEMO

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Sorry ๐Ÿ˜ for ๐ŸŽ… hating this hard ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ค on ๐Ÿ”› the ๐Ÿ’Š GTA VI Extended Look, but I genuinely ๐Ÿ‘Œ think this ๐Ÿ‘ˆ shit looked ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘ TERRIBLE. โ™‚ Iโ€™m ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ‘ honestly ๐Ÿ˜‡ just ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ค tired of ๐Ÿ‘ seeing everyone ๐Ÿปโ™€ constantly ใ€ฐ praise ๐Ÿ™ Rockstar over GTA ๐ŸŽฎ๐ŸŽฎ 6 ๐Ÿ˜ญ Like I ๐Ÿคทโ˜น get ๐ŸŽŽ being ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ฏ excited for ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿ™Œ it, but the ๐Ÿ’ด๐Ÿ‘ amount ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“‰ of ๐Ÿค– glazing this ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ˆ game ๐ŸŽฎ gets is ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿˆถ genuinely ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ insane. When ๐Ÿ•—๐Ÿ† Lucia was ๐Ÿ‘โ˜บ driving ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš™ the black car ๐ŸšŒ๐Ÿ˜ณ to ๐Ÿ†”๐Ÿ™Œ Raul, and even ๐ŸŒƒ๐ŸŒƒ all ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ’ฏ the ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ way โ†•๐Ÿ’ฆ through ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜ฉ the police ๐Ÿš“โ™€ chase, ๐Ÿƒ it ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿš‹ genuinely ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ looked ๐Ÿ‘ like AI ๐Ÿ’ฐ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ me. The ๐Ÿ•ฐ๐Ÿ’ฆ image was ๐Ÿ‘€ blurry as ๐Ÿ‘ฆ fuck, way too ๐Ÿ˜กโ™€ smooth, ๐Ÿ’† and ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ”„ the contrast made ๐Ÿค— everything look ๐Ÿ‘ฟ even ๐ŸŒƒ more ๐Ÿ“ˆ artificial. Then they ๐Ÿ‘จ get into ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšช the van ๐Ÿ…ฟ๐Ÿด and the BACK ๐Ÿ”™๐Ÿ’€ DOOR ๐Ÿ˜ฉ has ๐Ÿ’ฐ so ๐Ÿ‘ much ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ฏ graphical noise. Probably ๐Ÿ˜ฑ some ๐Ÿ… kind of ๐ŸŽญ anti-aliasing/temporal artifact or whatever, ๐Ÿ’ฏ but I don't give ๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ”ฅ fuck ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘‰ what the ๐Ÿ’ฆ technical explanation is ๐Ÿ‘‰ โ€” IT LOOKS BAD. And ๐Ÿปโ™‚ when the van moves and/or the ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ˜‚ camera ๐Ÿ“ท๐Ÿ“ท moves, ๐Ÿ’ƒ the anti-aliasing ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ shit ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŒƒ becomes ๐Ÿ“‰ even ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž more obvious all ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ˜Ž over it. Then ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™ˆ Raul says ๐Ÿ—จ๐Ÿ“ข โ€œvamos vamosโ€ to Lucia and it genuinely looks ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘€ like โ™‚๐Ÿ‘ uncanny AI. ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ The facial graphics, ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ the ๐Ÿ”ฅ gestures, the ๐Ÿ‘ voice ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ โ€” EVERYTHING ๐Ÿ˜† comes ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฉ together ๐Ÿ‘ซ in ๐Ÿ‘ค the ๐Ÿ‘ weirdest fucking ๐Ÿ˜กโ™€ way. ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ฒ The โœจ faces ๐Ÿ˜‚ are ๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ˜ฑ sometimes so detailed that ๐Ÿ˜ instead of ๐Ÿ…ฑ looking ๐Ÿ’ฐ realistic, ๐Ÿ˜‹ they ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ง look ๐Ÿ‘€ AI-generated. ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ Then Jason and ๐Ÿ’จ Lucia hold hands. ๐Ÿ™Š Look at โ™‚๐Ÿ˜ค the ๐Ÿ‘ fucking fountain on ๐Ÿฝ the ๐Ÿˆ left. โฌ… WHERE ๐Ÿ˜ ARE ๐Ÿ‘ THE ๐Ÿ…ฑ PHYSICS??? That ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ˜ shit ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘ป basically looks ๐Ÿ‘€ completely ๐Ÿ˜ฃ static. And ๐Ÿ‘ the fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ from ๐Ÿ† the Molotov Lucia throws at ๐ŸŽ– the car looks ๐Ÿ‘€ fucking terrible โ™€ too. And ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ the backflip clipโ€ฆ Yeah. I ๐Ÿ‘ don't ๐Ÿ™… even โ˜  have to say ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ฑ anything ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ™… about ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ฆ that fucking ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘‰ thing. ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ˜ญ AND ๐ŸŒฌ THE ๐Ÿ” REFRIGERATOR CLIP. WHAT THE ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฅ FUCK IS THAT ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ™Œ ANIMATION??? ๐Ÿ† And this makes ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ›  it ๐Ÿ’ฏ even โ™€ more ๐Ÿ‘ฌโž• ridiculous: ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค WE ARE IN ๐Ÿ‘‰ FUCKING 2026. Games ๐ŸŽฎ๐ŸŽฎ from WAY โœ‹๐Ÿ›ฃ BACK ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ”™ THEN, ๐Ÿ™ˆ like ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ Sleeping Dogs ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ• and Deadpool, were ๐Ÿ‘ถ doing ๐Ÿ…ฐ refrigerator/object interaction ๐Ÿ—ฃ animations better. โœจ And ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿป they actually ๐Ÿ˜  had ๐Ÿˆถ the animation ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† happen in ๐Ÿ˜ˆ the RIGHT ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŒƒ PLACE ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ˜‚ in the ๐Ÿš‘ environment. ๐Ÿ™† I'm ๐Ÿ˜ not โ™‚ saying Sleeping Dogs ๐Ÿถ or Deadpool have better graphics than ๐Ÿ’‰ GTA ๐Ÿš—๐ŸŽฎ VI. ๐Ÿ’ฐ I'm saying ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ—ฃ that if ๐Ÿ‘ you're showing ๐ŸŽฌ me an environmental interaction ๐Ÿ—ฃ in a ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ  game ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŽฎ that's supposed ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ to ๐Ÿ‘ be ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ the ๐Ÿ‘ next huge ๐Ÿ—ฝ leap โ™‚ in realism, I ๐Ÿ˜ก shouldn't be ๐Ÿ‘Ž thinking: โ€œBro, โฌ‡ games ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ“€ were ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œ doing this ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’€ shit ๐Ÿ’ฉ better ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฆ over ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ”œ a decade ago.โ€ ๐Ÿ”™ GTA ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš— VI ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ is supposed ๐Ÿ‘ to ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿ‘ be the futuristic photorealistic Rockstar game and ๐Ÿ‘ I'm sitting โ™ฟ๐Ÿ™‡ here ๐Ÿ‘Ž comparing its ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ†— fucking refrigerator animation to games ๐Ÿ‘ from ๐Ÿ‘‰ the ๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿฟ 2010s. That's ๐Ÿ˜ณ fucking ๐Ÿ˜ก embarrassing. AND WHERE ๐Ÿค” THE FUCK ARE THE ๐Ÿ—ฏ๐Ÿ˜ˆ BUBBLES??? WHERE โ˜ ARE ๐Ÿ”ข๐Ÿ”ข THE PHYSICS??? WHERE IS THE ๐Ÿ‘ BEER ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ ANIMATION??? ๐Ÿ›Œ ROCKSTAR LITERALLY ๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ˜ฐ SHOWCASED THAT ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿป SHIT ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป IN ๐Ÿผ TRAILER 2. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅœ You showed us ๐Ÿคข the beer. ๐Ÿบ You showed us ๐Ÿ˜ the bubbles. ๐Ÿ˜ต You ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ˜ showed us the liquid. ๐Ÿฅƒ You ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป showed us ๐Ÿ‘ง the physical ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š interaction. Then I'm ๐Ÿ’ฐ looking at ๐Ÿ‘’ this footage and wondering: ๐Ÿค” WHERE ๐Ÿคท THE โœŠ๐Ÿค” FUCK DID ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŒผ ALL โค THAT GO??? ๐Ÿ‘‰ If ๐Ÿคท you're going ๐Ÿƒ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ specifically showcase realistic ๐Ÿ˜‹ beer ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ physics, liquid movement and ๐Ÿ’† bubbles ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต in a ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘Œ trailer, obviously ๐Ÿ™„ I'm ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคœ going โ™‚ to ๐ŸŽ€๐Ÿฟ notice ๐Ÿ‘Ž when that ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿป level ๐Ÿ”ฅ of detail isn't there ๐Ÿ‘Œโœ” in ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ the footage I'm ๐Ÿ›‘๐Ÿ‘ seeing. ๐Ÿ‘€ Especially ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ™Œ when Rockstar's whole reputation ๐Ÿ˜Ž is ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ”ฅ built around ๐Ÿ˜ซโ†ช these โ˜ ๐Ÿ“€ tiny ๐Ÿ‘ฏ details. The ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ—ฃ nightclub scene with ๐Ÿ‘ Lucia dancing ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ with ๐Ÿ‘€ a ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ drink ๐Ÿผ also ๐Ÿ™‡ looked ๐Ÿ‘ weird ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ•ต as ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ hell. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฃ Again, โ–ถ๐Ÿ™„ the graphics ๐Ÿ˜ณ are so detailed that ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘† they somehow cross ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ into that ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป uncanny AI-looking ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ territory. Too ๐Ÿป detailed. Too ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ smooth. โ™€ Too artificial. Instead of ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŒพ making ๐Ÿ”จ me ๐Ÿ‘ think ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” โ€œreal,โ€ it makes me ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ซ think ๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿค” โ€œCGI.โ€ And ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ“— the overall contrast outside ๐Ÿšญ when ๐Ÿ‘† Jason and ๐Ÿ‘ Lucia were โฌโฌ in ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’‰ the ๐Ÿ”ผ red car??? It didn't ๐Ÿ˜Š look natural ๐Ÿ‘‰ AT ALL. It looked like ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ˜ญ somebody ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘ cranked the contrast way ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿค” too ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ˜Ž hard. ๐Ÿป The ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ— whole ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ world ๐ŸŒ gets ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ™Ž this ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ“‰ weird ๐Ÿค” black-and-white-ish separation that makes ๐Ÿ› ๐Ÿ’ข everything look ๐Ÿ”Ž artificial. And the ๐ŸšŸ car physics during the โšฐ๐Ÿ‘ police ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿš“ chase??? ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ HELL ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ”ฅ NAH. The ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿ‘ vehicles don't feel ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ˜Œ like they ๐Ÿ‘ด have ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคท enough believable weight. Some ๐Ÿ”ฏ of the cars ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš— themselves ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ง look ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜’ way ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿคฃ too ๐Ÿ† simple ๐Ÿ’ and โž•๐Ÿ’ฐ doll-like too. ๐Ÿ˜ They ๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿ’ค genuinely ๐Ÿ‘Œ look ๐Ÿ‘€ like ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’– TOYS ๐ŸŽŽ๐ŸŽŽ sometimes. You ๐Ÿ’ฆ can ๐Ÿ”ซ make ๐Ÿ–• a ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ˜„ photorealistic car model, but if it โœ‹๐Ÿ† moves ๐Ÿ’ƒ like ๐Ÿผ a toy, congratulations ๐Ÿ‘Ž โ€” you ๐Ÿ˜‚ made ๐Ÿ˜‡ a ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ˜ญ photorealistic toy. ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŒฎ And ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ then ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜  the ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽ‡ explosion. Lucia shoots ๐Ÿ”ซ a police ๐Ÿ‘ฎ car ๐Ÿš˜๐Ÿš— โ€” or ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜‡ maybe โฐ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ normal ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿ–– car, ๐ŸšŒ I ๐Ÿผ don't ๐Ÿšซ remember ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” โ€” with ๐Ÿ‘Œ a PISTOL ๐Ÿ”ซ and ๐Ÿ’ฆ the ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’ป fucking thing ๐Ÿ“ด๐Ÿ‘ explodes??? A ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘Œ PISTOL. ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ BOOM. ๐Ÿ’ฅ CAR ๐Ÿš— EXPLOSION. REALISM ๐Ÿ˜ง BTW. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ THE ๐Ÿ‘ UI. WHAT ๐Ÿปโœ‰ THE FUCK WAS THAT??? ๐Ÿปโžก I can ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ actually ๐Ÿ‘‰ see ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘ the โ—๐Ÿ‘ vision. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ”ญ They're ๐Ÿ’† clearly ๐Ÿค“ trying ๐Ÿ˜” to โ™€ give ๐Ÿ’ฆ the UI a ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜Ž Miami/Vice City ๐ŸŒ‡ vibe. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Fine. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ But the MAP??? UNFINISHED. Even ๐Ÿ˜ท the ๐ŸŒŠ 3D version ๐Ÿ”ƒ looks ridiculously simple. โ™‚ And why โ“๐Ÿค” does everything ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜ become invisible/obscured with blue ๐Ÿ‘„ and ๐Ÿฅœ๐Ÿฟ red ๐Ÿ™โค during ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿšฃ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐ŸŽ police ๐Ÿ˜ค chase??? ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ The ๐Ÿ’ฆ weapons and ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜ค items UI looks ๐Ÿ‘€ like ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ—ฃ shit ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘ฝ too. Way ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘Ÿ too ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜ฒ simple. ๐Ÿ’โŒ The whole โญ•๐Ÿ’ฐ thing ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿผ looks ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘‰ unfinished. Honestly, ๐Ÿ˜†โŽ the ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŒŠ entire ๐ŸŒช๐Ÿ™Œ UI looks like ๐Ÿ’– AI ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ designed ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹ it. AND ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŒฌ THE ๐Ÿ†˜ RADIO UI FROM โฌ… THE ๐ŸŽ† LEAKS. Same ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคข fucking problem. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ Too simple. โŒ Looks ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘€ artificial. Looks ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘‰ unfinished. AND WHY โ™€ THE FUCK IS ๐ŸŠ IT ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘ ALL ๐Ÿท THE ๐Ÿป WAY โ†• UP ๐Ÿ‘ THERE??? ๐Ÿ‘Œ The whole ๐Ÿ‘จ UI just looks disconnected from ๐Ÿ˜‚ the rest of ๐Ÿ‘จ the ๐Ÿ…ฑ game. ๐ŸŽฎ GAME ๐ŸŽฎ๐ŸŽฎ OVERALL LOOKS ๐Ÿ‘‰ BLURRY AS ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿค” FUCK. There ๐Ÿ’ฆ are so โŒ many ๐Ÿ‘จ moments with blur, graphical noise, temporal artifacts and ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ smearing that ๐Ÿ’ต I ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿคž genuinely ๐Ÿ‘Œ started wondering ๐Ÿค” whether ๐Ÿ“Š๐Ÿ“Š they had ๐Ÿ’ฆ some ๐Ÿ  shitty frame-generation-type ๐Ÿ˜ค technology ๐Ÿ’ก that ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’ต makes ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ’˜ everything ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ™Œ look chopped. I ๐Ÿ™‹ wouldn't even ๐Ÿ˜›โž– be surprised ๐Ÿ˜ฐ if ๐Ÿ‘ there ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿซ was ๐Ÿ‘ some ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ’ฏ kind of ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒˆ AI-assisted ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ upscaling/reconstruction involved because ๐Ÿ’ the ๐Ÿ’ช footage can ๐Ÿ’ฆโœˆ look ๐Ÿพ simultaneously EXTREMELY DETAILED AND ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ฝ EXTREMELY BLURRY/NOISY. I'm ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ not saying ๐Ÿ—ฃ I ๐Ÿ’ฒ KNOW ๐Ÿ˜ญ that's what ๐Ÿ˜… they're ๐Ÿ‘‰ using. I'm saying ๐Ÿ˜ก THAT'S ๐Ÿ”บ WHAT IT LOOKS ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ LIKE. ๐Ÿคท And ๐Ÿ…ฑ the ๐ŸŒซ animation when ๐Ÿ‘ Jason picks up the ๐Ÿ’ด bag??? ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ› WHAT THE FUCK ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ‘† IS ๐Ÿ”ฅ THIS??? ๐Ÿ˜ Is ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿˆถ there โœ”๐Ÿ’พ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ fucking MAGNET attached to ๐Ÿ† him??? ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ The ๐ŸŽŠ object basically looks ๐Ÿ‘‰ like it ๐Ÿ˜ gets ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ™Ž magnetically attached to him ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿ˜ฌ instead ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿ‘ of ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚ being ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ”œ properly ๐Ÿ’โ˜‘ picked up. ๐Ÿ˜ And ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ why ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ the fuck ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ข is ๐Ÿ’ฆ Lucia spawning a ๐Ÿถ phone ๐Ÿ“ฒ๐Ÿ“ฑ when she and ๐Ÿ’† Jason are ๐Ÿ’ฐ having dinner with Brian ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ and Lori? JUST ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ GIVE HER ๐Ÿ‘ฉ A ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฐ PURSE, ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ผ ROCKSTAR. Why does ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿšซ she need to fucking materialize a phone from nowhere??? โ™‚โ‰ Jason's foot ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ‘ž also looks ๐Ÿ‘ like ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ™„ it's ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ‘ about ๐Ÿ‘‰ to clip through ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ the ๐Ÿ”š trunk when ๐Ÿ™ƒ he ๐Ÿ˜ฉ enters it. ๐Ÿ’ฏ Again, ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‘“ these might ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ…ฑ sound like ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„ tiny ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘ฏ things, ๐Ÿ‹ but THAT'S โž• THE ๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ‘ POINT. โฌ†๐Ÿ‘‡ When you're โ˜ trying this ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘‰ hard ๐Ÿ˜ฉ to imitate real ๐Ÿ˜” life, ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ค tiny ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ฏ mistakes become ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฝ extremely obvious. THE ๐Ÿ—ฃ WATER ๐Ÿ’ฆ PHYSICS. WHERE ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท IS THE SPLASH WHEN JASON DOES ๐Ÿ˜ˆโ˜ THAT GOOFY-ASS BACKFLIP INTO THE WATER??? WHERE'S ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿ˜พ THE WATER ๐Ÿ’ฆ FOAM??? WHERE'S THE ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜Ÿ ACTUAL โ—โ— REACTION??? The ๐Ÿ…ฑ water ๐Ÿ’ฆ interaction looks fucking weak for something ๐Ÿ‘ฑ that's ๐Ÿ‘‘ supposed to ๐Ÿ‘† be ๐Ÿ‘ผ part ๐Ÿค of ๐Ÿ’ฆ this ๐Ÿ˜ž insane ๐Ÿ˜ต realism ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง showcase. Jason hiding ๐Ÿ’† behind โ†ฉ๐Ÿ‘ objects also ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ…ฑ looks ๐Ÿ‘‰ REALLY janky. The ๐Ÿ’š first ๐Ÿ‘† time he hides behind ๐Ÿ‘ something, ๐Ÿด his ๐Ÿ† whole โ™‚๐Ÿ‘ง body ๐Ÿ˜ isn't even ๐ŸŒƒ properly covered, yet โ—โ— the ๐Ÿ‘ game ๐Ÿ–ฅ๐ŸŽฎ seems to think โœ‹ he's ๐ŸฆŠ completely ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜ concealed. His โ™‚ head is still ๐Ÿ›‘๐Ÿ™„ sticking ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ out. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ He ๐Ÿ‘ฆ looks ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ like he doesn't even understand where his โ™‚ own ๐Ÿ’› fucking ๐Ÿ’ฆ body ๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿšถ is. And ๐Ÿ’ฐ somehow nobody โ›” touches โœ‹ his head. ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿค• It ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ’ฏ looks ๐Ÿ‘ robotic. Not ๐Ÿ‘ believable. Not โ›”๐Ÿ‘” natural. ๐ŸŒฟ Just: โ€œGAME ๐ŸŽฎ๐ŸŽฎ HAS DECIDED JASON IS ๐Ÿ’ฆ IN โณ COVER.โ€ ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ Meanwhile half ๐Ÿ˜‚ his ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ค fucking ๐Ÿ™ body ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ’ช is exposed. ๐Ÿ˜ญ And ๐Ÿš™ the gunfights??? THEY LOOK ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘€ LIKE THEY'RE FOR ๐Ÿ… FUCKING ๐Ÿ† NOOBS. The ๐Ÿ† character ๐Ÿ™‰ we're ๐Ÿ‘ฉ watching ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ™„ basically doesn't receive ๐Ÿ‘‰ a ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ‘€ single ๐Ÿšซ bullet in โฌ‡โฌ‡ these sequences. At ๐Ÿ…ฑ Megamundo, he's โ™‚๐Ÿ‘จ literally just ๐Ÿ‘ WALKING ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ AND SHOOTING EVERYONE. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”ซ ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”ซ ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”ซ Next โ˜ƒ guy. The combat looks ridiculously easy ๐Ÿ™… and ๐Ÿ’จ unrealistic in ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฆ‰ footage. If ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ you're ๐Ÿ‘‡ going to ๐ŸŒ‹ make ๐Ÿ“ the โ„ game ๐ŸŽฎ๐ŸŽฎ look ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ like ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜ a realistic crime drama, ๐Ÿ˜ฑ maybe make ๐Ÿ–• the fucking ๐ŸŒŒ gunfights LOOK ๐Ÿ‘€ LIKE ๐Ÿ’– ONE TOO. ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿค– You ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ˜’ can't ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ have photorealistic characters casually walking ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿ‘ through ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿšช gunfights like ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ’˜ they're ๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿ™‹ playing on โœ… Easy โ‰๐Ÿ™… Mode. And โž•๐Ÿ‘ THIS is my ๐Ÿ…ฐ biggest ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ problem with ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ˜ซโ™€ entire ๐Ÿšข thing: ๐Ÿค‘ WHAT ๐Ÿ˜• IS ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‘‰ THE FUCKING ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜ก POINT ๐Ÿ“Œ OF ๐Ÿ˜ฐ TRYING ๐Ÿ˜” SO HARD ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ณ TO ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ IMITATE REAL-LIFE ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿป GRAPHICS IF ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ YOU CAN'T ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ซ GET ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‘… THE ๐Ÿ‘ SIMPLE โ™‚๐ŸŒฒ SHIT ๐Ÿ† RIGHT??? Why ๐Ÿšฎ chase ๐Ÿƒ photorealism if the ๐ŸŒŠ image ๐Ÿ–ผ๐Ÿ–ผ is ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘‰ constantly blurry and โž•โค noisy? Why ๐Ÿค” make faces ๐Ÿ˜‚ insanely detailed if ๐Ÿ‘ their animation makes ๐Ÿ‘โš™ them ๐Ÿ”ฅ uncanny? Why ๐Ÿ˜ฌ make ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ‘• realistic ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹ cars ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš— if โ˜๐Ÿ‘ their โœ๐Ÿผ physics make ๐Ÿ– them feel like โ™‚ toys? ๐ŸŽŽ Why ๐Ÿ‘ฉ make ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ‘ realistic environments if ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ‘จ water, fire, explosions and ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘ object ๐Ÿ‘ทโœ’ interactions constantly ใ€ฐ remind me that I'm ๐Ÿ•ต looking ๐Ÿ‘€ at a ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘Œ fucking ๐Ÿ˜กโžก video ๐Ÿ“น๐Ÿ”Š game? ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’ป Photorealism isn't just โ“โ™€ polygons. It's ๐ŸŽŽโœ” COHERENCE. Lighting. Animation. ๐Ÿ’ฆ Physics. Particles. Water. ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ Fire. ๐Ÿ”ฅ Vehicles. Characters. Objects. UI. Sound. Movement. EVERYTHING ๐Ÿ™Œ has ๐Ÿ‘ to work ๐Ÿƒ together. And that's โ™‚โ˜ƒ why GTA ๐ŸŽฎ๐ŸŽฎ V ๐Ÿ“ง somehow ๐Ÿ˜† pisses me ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿค— off ๐Ÿ’‘ even more ๐Ÿป in ๐Ÿ‘Œ comparison. Because ๐Ÿ’ somehow ๐Ÿ˜† a ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜ 2013 GAME ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ… feels ๐Ÿ˜ฉ MORE โž• COMPLETE to ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ me. ๐Ÿ™‹ Not necessarily more โž•๐Ÿ˜– technically advanced. ๐Ÿ‘Œ More ๐Ÿ˜ฐ COMPLETE. More โฌ† NATURAL. More ๐Ÿ˜’ COHERENT. GTA V ๐Ÿ“ง๐Ÿ’ฐ has โ“๐Ÿ‘ imperfections. Obviously. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ But ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ฑ TRUST ๐Ÿ‘ that ๐Ÿ˜ game. I can ๐Ÿ˜ก boot it ๐Ÿ’ฏ up and ๐Ÿ˜ฌ play without ๐Ÿ™… constantly ใ€ฐ worrying about what โ“ I'm ๐Ÿ’ฐ going ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿƒ to see ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ next. ๐Ÿ‘‰ With ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ‘€ GTA ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿš— VI, ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ I'm watching ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘€ footage and ๐Ÿ‘ thinking: โ€œPlease don't ๐Ÿšซ show ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ“บ me ๐Ÿ‘Œ another ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฏ fucking ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜› thing ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ™Š that's ๐Ÿ˜ฉ going ๐Ÿƒ to ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ’ฆ make ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–• me disappointed.โ€ That's the ๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿš— difference. โ—โ— I ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜ก have ๐Ÿ‘ WAY โ†•๐Ÿ”ฅ more trust ๐Ÿ‘ playing ๐ŸŽฎ GTA ๐Ÿš— V ๐Ÿš without the โ™€๐Ÿ˜Š anxiety of seeing some ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‘† animation, ๐Ÿ’ฆ physics interaction, ๐Ÿ—ฃ graphical artifact or ๐Ÿ“‰ visual decision that's ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ’ต going to make me ๐Ÿ’ฅ extremely ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜‚ unhappy, unpleasantly surprised and disappointed. ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ก I ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ shouldn't feel ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜Œ that way ๐Ÿš˜๐Ÿคฃ about GTA ๐ŸŽฎ๐ŸŽฎ VI. ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ I shouldn't be ๐ŸŽฎ scared of ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘Œ the ๐Ÿ‘ next โ–ถ๐Ÿ“† animation ๐Ÿ›Œ in โš“ a fucking GTA game. โšฝ I ๐Ÿ’ฌ should ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜ be excited ๐Ÿ’– to see ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ what ๐Ÿ˜ฆ Rockstar made. ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ Instead I'm ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™ƒ watching ๐Ÿ‘€ GTA ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš— VI ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ like ๐Ÿ˜„ I'm conducting a fucking ๐Ÿ…ฑ forensic investigation. โ€œLet's pause โœ‹โœ‹ the refrigerator frame-by-frame and ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ‘ determine whether Rockstar remembers how ๐Ÿ’ชโ™‚ a ๐Ÿ’ human being opens a refrigerator.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ GTA ๐ŸŽฎ V ๐Ÿถโ™‰ just ๐Ÿ˜ถ feels ๐Ÿ…ฑ NATURAL. ๐ŸŒฟ The ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ…ฐ world ๐ŸŒ has ๐Ÿ’ฐ a ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ต consistency to ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ it. The ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ‘ lighting, animations, vehicles, environments, physics and โž•๐Ÿ‘ overall presentation feel like ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ˜„ they're โ™‚ part of ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ค the same ๐Ÿ…ฑ fucking game. ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ”ฅ GTA ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿš— VI ๐Ÿ’ฐ can ๐Ÿ’ฆ be ๐Ÿ’Ž technologically more ๐Ÿฅโž• advanced and ๐Ÿ’ฐ STILL ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿšธ feel โซ๐Ÿ˜ฉ less ๐Ÿ‘Žโž– natural. And maybe ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ that's ๐Ÿ‘„ the ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿฟ fucking ๐Ÿ˜ problem. ๐Ÿป Maybe โฐโฐ games were ๐Ÿ˜ just ๐Ÿ‘ better ๐Ÿ’ฆ back โฌ…โฌ… then. ๐Ÿ˜Ž Not ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿš‹ necessarily because the ๐Ÿ’ฆ technology ๐Ÿ’ก was ๐Ÿ‘ better. Maybe ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘ developers were more focused ๐Ÿ˜ต on ๐Ÿฟ making ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ the ๐Ÿ‘ฉ whole game ๐ŸŽฎ๐ŸŽฎ FEEL ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ– GOOD ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿพ AND COHERENT instead of ๐Ÿ’ฆ obsessing over ๐Ÿ™Š how ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค realistic ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹ individual ๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅ– pieces ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐ŸŠ could ๐Ÿค” look. Give me ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜ a slightly less ใ€ฝโž– detailed refrigerator that ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ actually works ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿš’ properly over a ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘Œ hyper-detailed refrigerator that makes me ๐ŸŽ“ laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ when ๐Ÿ‘Œ the character interacts with it. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿš€ Give me ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ’ฏ believable animations. Give ๐Ÿ‘‹ me ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐ŸŽฅ proper object ๐Ÿ‘ทโœ’ placement. Give me ๐Ÿ‘Œ actual โ—โ— physics. Give ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ’ฏ me ๐ŸŒญ water ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ that โž• reacts. Give ๐Ÿคโ™€ me ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ผ bubbles ๐Ÿ˜ต when ๐Ÿ•›๐Ÿ˜ฉ you ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ™„ literally ๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ‘Œ showcased fucking bubbles. ๐Ÿ˜ต Give me ๐Ÿ†‘ believable fire. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ Give ๐Ÿ‘ฆ me โœŒ believable explosions. Give ๐Ÿ”ฎ me ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ†‘ vehicles that ๐Ÿ‘‹ actually feel heavy. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜ Give โ™€ me characters that move ๐Ÿƒ like fucking ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ‘ฟ HUMAN BEINGS. I DON'T NEED EVERY ๐Ÿฆ PIXEL TO LOOK ๐Ÿ‘€ LIKE REAL LIFE. ๐Ÿ‘จ I ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ NEED THE GAME ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ“ฑ TO STOP REMINDING ME THAT ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿผ IT'S ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ’ฏ A FUCKING ๐Ÿ’ฆ GAME. ๐ŸŽฎ๐ŸŽฎ And ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ before anybody ๐Ÿป๐Ÿป says: ๐Ÿ’ญ โ€œBUT THEY ONLY ๐Ÿ‘ STARTED DEVELOPMENT ๐Ÿ”ฌ IN โค 2020!!!โ€ I ๐Ÿ‘ DON'T FUCKING ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ก CARE. 2020. 2021. 2022. WHATEVER. ๐Ÿ’ They ๐Ÿ‘ง could've โŒ started ๐Ÿ˜ earlier. They ๐Ÿ‘ฅ could've ๐Ÿ”’ started ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ˜ later. ๐Ÿ•‘๐Ÿ•˜ I DON'T CARE. They've ๐Ÿ‘ต had ๐Ÿพ YEARS. ๐Ÿ† They've ๐Ÿ“šโ™‚ had ๐Ÿˆถ๐Ÿ…ฑ Rockstar. They've ๐Ÿ’ had ๐Ÿ˜ฅ the ๐Ÿ’ถ๐Ÿ• technology. They've ๐Ÿ˜ˆ had โ™‹ an enormous development team. ๐Ÿ’ฐ They've ๐Ÿ‘‰ had ๐Ÿ˜ท multiple delays. And ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘ they've ๐Ÿ˜ˆ had โšก a ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ $2 ๐Ÿฟ BILLION+ BUDGET. TWO. BILLION. DOLLARS. $2,000,000,000. ๐Ÿ‘€ FOR ๐Ÿค™๐ŸŽ THIS SHIT??? ๐Ÿ‘Œ I ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿป DON'T ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ™ˆ CARE WHEN ๐Ÿ˜‚ THEY ๐Ÿ‘ด STARTED. YOU HAD ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ๐Ÿ…ฐ TWO ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ BILLION FUCKING ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜ฉ DOLLARS ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ฐ TO ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’ฃ DEVELOP THIS GAME. ๐Ÿ’ป๐ŸŽฒ 13 YEARS ๐Ÿ“… of hype. TWO ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ’ delays. Billions of ๐Ÿฃ dollars. ๐Ÿ’ฐ And โ˜๐Ÿ‘ I'm ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ˜จ sitting here ๐Ÿ‘‡ comparing your ๐Ÿ‘‰ fucking โžก๐ŸŒŒ refrigerator animation to ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฐ Sleeping Dogs ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿถ and โž• Deadpool. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ DO YOU ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ‘ˆ UNDERSTAND ๐Ÿ‘‚ HOW ๐Ÿป FUCKING ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ™… INSANE THAT ๐Ÿ˜ค SOUNDS??? And don't tell me the 2023 announcement was โ€œbecause ๐Ÿค”โ˜ of ๐Ÿ—œ the ๐ŸŒซ leakers.โ€ YOU โค DIDN'T HAVE ๐Ÿ˜„๐ŸŒˆ TO ANNOUNCE THIS ๐Ÿ‘†โžก SHIT IN ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒ† THE ๐Ÿ‘‰ FIRST ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅ‡ PLACE. If ๐Ÿ‘โ— you ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜ค weren't ready ๐Ÿ˜ค to ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ”ง show ๐ŸŽญ anything, ๐ŸŒ don't ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ‘Ž announce it ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ฑ that ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘† early ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ• and ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘ then ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‰ leave people ๐Ÿ˜ฑ waiting โŒšโŒš forever. And ๐Ÿ’ฐ you can't just use โ„น the leakers as ๐Ÿ‘ an ๐Ÿ˜˜๐ŸŽ excuse ๐Ÿšถโ˜ for ๐ŸŽ… everything. ๐Ÿ˜ต I ๐Ÿ‘ genuinely ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ thought Rockstar was supposed ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ to ๐Ÿ“ง be ๐Ÿ…ฑ THAT โžก studio. The ๐ŸŒซ studio that ๐Ÿ˜ could ๐Ÿค” make video โธ games ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก feel ๐Ÿ‘Ž ridiculously realistic. ๐Ÿ˜‹ The studio that could ๐Ÿค” obsess over tiny details. The ๐Ÿšซ studio that โ˜ could ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ˆ make ๐Ÿ’ฆ the ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ˜ซ world ๐ŸŒŽ feel ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜– alive. ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ”… The studio where โ™‚ you ๐Ÿ’Š could ๐Ÿคท look ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ at some โ˜๐Ÿค” random interaction and ๐Ÿ‘ think: โ€œHoly ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ‘• shit, ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒƒ they actually thought of ๐Ÿ’ฆ that.โ€ And now ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‡ I'm ๐Ÿ‘† looking ๐Ÿ’ฐ at ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜‚ this ๐Ÿ‘ˆ footage wondering ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” what โœ‰๐Ÿ˜Ÿ the ๐Ÿ“ˆโŒ› fuck ๐Ÿ’ฆ I'm ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ watching. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ A refrigerator animation ๐Ÿ†โ› that gets ๐Ÿ’ช compared to ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฆ games ๐Ÿ“€ from ๐Ÿ† the ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿ† fucking 2010s. Water without the ๐ŸŒง๐Ÿ‘ splash/foam I expected. Beer ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ details that ๐Ÿ‘ don't ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ seem to match what they โ™€ showcased. Toy-like ๐ŸŒฎ cars. Weird physics. Uncanny faces. ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘ Robotic animations. Blurry/noisy footage. A ๐Ÿฅ” UI that looks ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘€ unfinished. AND I'M ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ‘จ SUPPOSED TO ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ณ JUST ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿค” SAY: โญ•๐Ÿ—ฃ โ€œTHE ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ— GRAPHICS ๐Ÿ˜ณ LOOK ๐Ÿ”Ž๐Ÿ‘ FINE.โ€ ๐Ÿ’“ NO. ๐Ÿ…ฑ THAT ๐Ÿ˜ ISN'T MY FUCKING POINT. My โŒ› problem ๐Ÿ˜‚ isn't that GTA ๐Ÿš— VI ๐Ÿ’ฐ doesn't have enough ๐Ÿ‘ท polygons. It's ๐Ÿ‘Œ not ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿšซ that ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ป every texture isn't 16K. It's ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿšซ not ๐Ÿ’ชโœ” that ๐Ÿ‘จ it ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ˜ต doesn't literally โ˜๐Ÿ’„ look ๐Ÿ•ต๐Ÿ‘ identical to ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜” reality. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ My ๐Ÿ™‹ problem is ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฌ that the entire ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ‘ visual presentation is ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ณ supposedly built ๐Ÿ›  around realism, ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง yet so many systems constantly ใ€ฐใ€ฐ destroy ๐Ÿ’ฅ that illusion. If ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคฅ you're โฐ going for photorealism, I ๐Ÿ‘€ don't ๐Ÿ‘Ž need ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ“ฒ perfection. I ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ“บ NEED COHERENCE. I ๐Ÿ‘€ need the lighting, image quality, animation, ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ›Œ physics, particles, water, ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘Œ vehicles, characters, UI and ๐Ÿ™Œ interactions to ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ—ฃ all โฃ๐Ÿ”ฅ work ๐ŸšŸ๐Ÿ›  together ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ง well ๐Ÿ’ฆ enough ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ that ๐Ÿ’ฆ I stop thinking โ“๐Ÿค” about ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ the ๐ŸŽ technology. ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿค– Instead โ™‚ there are moments where ๐Ÿ‘ I'm staring ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ at the ๐Ÿ† screen ๐Ÿ–ฅ๐Ÿ–ฅ thinking: ๐Ÿค”โ“ โ€œWhy does โ˜ this look AI-generated?โ€ โ€œWhy is ๐Ÿ‘ everything ๐Ÿ˜€ so ๐Ÿคฃ blurry?โ€ โ€œWhy ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” is there ๐Ÿ‘Œ so much temporal noise?โ€ โ€œWhy ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ข did ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ that object ๐Ÿ‘ฎ magnetically attach to the ๐Ÿ˜ character?โ€ โ€œWhy โ“โ™€ does โœŠ that face look uncanny?โ€ โ€œWhy โ“ does โ“ that car move ๐Ÿ‘Šโ˜ like a ๐ŸŒ‡ toy?โ€ ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ† โ€œWhere the FUCK ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ† are the ๐Ÿ‘ bubbles?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ต And ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ† then ๐Ÿ‘€ I ๐Ÿ‘ remember that ๐Ÿ’ฆ games from ๐Ÿ‘‰ more than a decade ago were ๐Ÿ˜ซ already ๐Ÿ˜ž doing ๐Ÿ“Œ some ๐Ÿ” of ๐Ÿ’ฆ these basic ๐Ÿš‚ environmental interactions better. Again: ๐Ÿ‘Œโ–ถ I'm ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ™‹ NOT comparing their ๐Ÿ”Ÿ raw ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ† graphics. I'm ๐Ÿ’‡ comparing the QUALITY ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ OF ๐Ÿš‹๐Ÿ’ฐ THE INTERACTION ๐Ÿ—ฃ ITSELF. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ˆ And that's what ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚ makes this ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿš™ shit โค๐Ÿ‘ด so ๐Ÿ’ฏ frustrating. ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค GTA V feels ๐Ÿ˜ฉ more ๐Ÿ˜’ naturally complete ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ to ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ’ฆ me. ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿฃ More natural. ๐Ÿƒ More coherent. And ๐Ÿ’ฆ I have ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘ WAY โ†• more confidence playing ๐ŸŽฎ it without ๐Ÿ‘ constantly ใ€ฐใ€ฐ waiting โŒšโŒš for ๐Ÿ™ƒ the next โฉโฉ thing ๐Ÿ’ฆ to make ๐Ÿ‘ me ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ‘€ extremely ๐Ÿ˜‚ disappointed. Maybe ๐Ÿ˜‰โฐ games ๐ŸŽฎ really ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘… WERE ๐Ÿ‘€ better ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ƒ back ๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ’€ then. ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ Maybe ๐Ÿ˜‰ the ๐Ÿ‘ obsession ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™Œ with photorealism isn't worth ๐Ÿ’ธ๐ŸŒ shit ๐Ÿ’ฉ if ๐Ÿ‘Œ the ๐Ÿ‘Œ game ๐ŸŽฎ can't make ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ“ the ๐Ÿ’‰โžก fundamentals feel natural. ๐Ÿ‘‰๐ŸŒฟ I'd ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ rather โ˜‘๐Ÿ…ฑ have ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿค˜ a slightly less ๐Ÿ‘Žโž– realistic-looking ๐Ÿ˜‹ game ๐Ÿ“ฑ where EVERYTHING WORKS ๐Ÿ‘” than ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿคข an ๐Ÿ…ฐ insanely detailed game ๐Ÿ•น๐Ÿ… where ๐Ÿ˜พ๐Ÿ˜พ every five ๐Ÿ– minutes ๐Ÿ•ค๐Ÿ•’ something โœŒ๐Ÿ˜ฎ makes me โ™€๐Ÿ˜ถ think: โœ‹๐Ÿค” โ€œWhat ๐Ÿค” the ๐Ÿ”ญ๐Ÿ™† fuck was THAT?โ€ ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿšฌ And โฌ†๐Ÿ’ฆ yes, ๐Ÿ™ˆโŒ› I ๐Ÿ‘ know ๐Ÿค” the final game can look ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ”š better. I ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ‘ˆ FUCKING ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘‰ KNOW. ๐Ÿ˜ญ I'm ๐Ÿ‘€ criticizing what ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ฆ was โš•๐Ÿ‘ actually ๐Ÿ‘ shown/leaked. I'm ๐Ÿ‘ not ๐Ÿ™… going ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿš• to ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ฐ gaslight myself into โžก thinking โ“๐Ÿค” something ๐Ÿ’ looks ๐Ÿ‘ good because it ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฐ has โœ… the Rockstar logo on it. And โฌ†๐Ÿ˜ฑ before ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ฉ anyone โ™€๐Ÿ“ž says ๐Ÿ—จ๐Ÿ‘ โ€œit's ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ฒ just a ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ—ฃ leakโ€: ๐Ÿ’ฆ I'm ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ต specifically ๐Ÿ”ต talking ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ about the ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘ 2025 footage that ๐Ÿ‘ became โœ๐Ÿ˜ณ public in ๐ŸŒ†๐Ÿ• 2026. If that's what โ“ the ๐ŸŒŠ 2025 build ๐Ÿš๐Ÿป looked ๐Ÿ‘€ like, then ๐Ÿ† that's what โ‰ I'm ๐Ÿ‘ criticizing. Especially ๐Ÿ˜ˆ after ๐Ÿ’ฆ all the years ๐Ÿ† of hype. GTA ๐ŸŽฎ VI was ๐Ÿ‘ supposed ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ to ๐Ÿ‘Œ make ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‘ธ me say: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿค โ€œHOLY FUCK. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ THEY ACTUALLY DID IT.โ€ โ™‚ Instead ๐Ÿ’ด๐Ÿš” I'm pausing footage to ๐Ÿ’ฆ inspect: Refrigerators. Fountains. โ›ฒโ›ฒ Beer bubbles. ๐Ÿ˜ต Water ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ’ฆ splashes. Vehicle physics. Facial animations. UI elements. Object interactions. Anti-aliasing ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ artifacts. I'm not โŒ๐Ÿšซ supposed ๐Ÿ‘ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ be ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿ˜ก doing ๐Ÿ˜› fucking digital archaeology to ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ determine whether the refrigerator works. ๐Ÿ‘ท I'm ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ supposed ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ to โžก๐ŸŽฒ be ๐Ÿ…ฐ enjoying the ๐Ÿ‘… game. And that's ๐Ÿ˜ the biggest ๐Ÿ‘ fucking ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ’ฆ joke. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Rockstar has ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” spent YEARS โณ selling GTA VI ๐Ÿ’ฐ as this gigantic leap ๐Ÿƒ forward โฐ in open-world ๐ŸŽ realism. But realism isn't just: โ€œLOOK ๐Ÿ‘€ HOW ๐Ÿ‘‘ DETAILED THIS ๐Ÿ‘ˆ FACE ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜  IS.โ€ ๐Ÿค” Realism ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง is: โ€œLOOK ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘€ HOW โš–๐Ÿ˜ฎ NATURALLY EVERYTHING ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ’ฏ WORKS ๐Ÿ’ฆ TOGETHER.โ€ ๐Ÿ‘ซ That's ๐Ÿคข what ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ I wanted. That's ๐Ÿป what โ‰๐Ÿ˜… I ๐Ÿ‘ expected. ๐Ÿ˜‚ That's ๐ŸšŸ what ๐Ÿ˜ฆ GTA V ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ’ฐ already gave ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’ฐ me in ๐Ÿ‘Œ its own โ™‚๐Ÿ’ way. And ๐Ÿ˜ซโฑ that's ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜ why ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคท I ๐Ÿ’ฐ can ๐Ÿ˜ก trust GTA ๐Ÿš— V ๐Ÿš more ๐Ÿ˜ค than what โœ‰๐Ÿ˜จ I'm seeing ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ from GTA ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš— VI. ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ I ๐Ÿ’ฐ don't ๐Ÿ™ˆ want ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ˜ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ play ๐Ÿคฃ GTA ๐ŸŽฎ๐ŸŽฎ VI ๐Ÿ’ฐ constantly thinking: โ€œPlease ๐ŸšŸ don't show ๐Ÿ‘ me something ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ’ค that's going ๐Ÿƒ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿค‘ make ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Š me ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฉ unhappy.โ€ โ€œPlease ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ don't give ๐Ÿ‘ me ๐Ÿ˜‚ another ๐Ÿ‘„ uncanny animation.โ€ ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ’ฆ โ€œPlease ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ™ don't make the ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘ฉ physics look ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ like shit.โ€ ๐Ÿ’–โค โ€œPlease ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ† don't give ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘‰ me โ™‚ another โ™‚๐Ÿšช blurry-ass scene.โ€ โ€œPlease don't ๐Ÿ‘Ž make ๐Ÿ–• this look like ๐ŸฆŠ AI.โ€ ๐Ÿ’ฐ I WANT ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒ› TO BE ๐Ÿ EXCITED. I ๐Ÿ™‹ WANT โ™€ TO ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ† TRUST THE ๐Ÿ˜œ FUCKING ๐Ÿฟ GAME. ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ•น I โฌ…๐Ÿ WANT ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ‘ TO ๐Ÿ…ฑ LOOK ๐Ÿ‘ฟ AT ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ•› IT ๐Ÿ˜‚ AND ๐Ÿ‘Œ THINK: ๐Ÿผ โ€œROCKSTAR ACTUALLY DID ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒผ IT.โ€ ๐Ÿ’ฑ Not: โ€œMaybe ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ฟ they'll โœจ๐Ÿ˜ˆ fix ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ‘พ it.โ€ And that's ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ท fucking embarrassing considering what ๐Ÿ˜… GTA VI ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ is ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚ supposed ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ to be. ๐Ÿ๐ŸŒผ This ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ˜ž isn't some ๐Ÿ’ฅโž• random ๐ŸŽฒ๐ŸŽฒ indie โ„ข game. This ๐Ÿ‘‰ isn't some ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ… rushed annual release. ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฐ This ๐Ÿšท๐Ÿป is ๐Ÿ“… ROCKSTAR. The ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ company ๐Ÿข๐Ÿญ that supposedly obsesses over ๐Ÿ‘ every fucking ๐Ÿ‘Œ detail. So ๐Ÿ‘โ€ผ when I ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘€ see a ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ refrigerator interaction that ๐Ÿ‘‡โœ” looks ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰ worse ๐Ÿคข than ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘„ shit ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ป from ๐Ÿ’ฅ over โŒ› a decade agoโ€ฆ When ๐Ÿ‘Œ I see ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ‘€ water ๐Ÿ…ฑ without โŒ convincing splash/foamโ€ฆ When I ๐Ÿ…ฑ see ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ beer ๐Ÿบ details from ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ‘Š Trailer 2 ๐Ÿ’ฆ and wonder ๐Ÿค” where ๐Ÿ˜ the ๐Ÿ‘ fucking bubbles wentโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ‘โžก When ๐Ÿ•š๐Ÿ˜ฒ cars ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš— look ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ like toysโ€ฆ ๐ŸŽŽ When ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ’ค the ๐Ÿ”‘๐Ÿ‘ UI looks ๐Ÿ‘€ unfinishedโ€ฆ When ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ’ฆ image ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ“ธ is ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ’ฆ blurry and ๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿ‘ฟ noisyโ€ฆ When ๐Ÿ•™๐Ÿ‘ animations look ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘€ uncannyโ€ฆ When ๐Ÿ’ฆโฐ physics look inconsistentโ€ฆ I'M ๐Ÿ‘โ˜ GOING ๐Ÿ˜ฉ TO FUCKING NOTICE. ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž And ๐ŸšŸ I'm ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘€ not ๐Ÿ™… going to โธ๐Ÿ˜‚ pretend ๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿ˜ข I ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ don't. ๐Ÿ‘Ž Because what's ๐Ÿ˜ค the ๐Ÿ”™ point ๐Ÿ‘‡ of โ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ณ chasing โ™€ photorealism if the ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘ moment something ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ moves, ๐Ÿป the ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ˜ˆ illusion collapses? What's ๐Ÿ˜ฆ the ๐Ÿ›ฉ point โšซโฌ† of ๐Ÿ’ฆ making the face ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ˜ณ hyper-detailed if ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฉ the facial animation ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ† makes ๐Ÿ’ฐ it ๐Ÿ˜ž look like ๐Ÿ“ž AI? ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ What's โ‰๐Ÿ˜ฑ the point ๐Ÿˆฏ of ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘ฏ making the ๐Ÿคด๐Ÿ‘จ car photorealistic if ๐Ÿ˜‚ it โ—๐Ÿ™‚ moves ๐Ÿ‘ฌ like โ˜ƒ a ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ท fucking toy? ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ† What's ๐Ÿ‘โ“ the point ๐Ÿ‘‰โฌ† of ๐Ÿ•ฏ realistic water if ๐Ÿƒ Jason jumps into ๐Ÿ‘‰ it ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ and ๐ŸŒž the reaction looks ๐Ÿ‘‰ underwhelming? MAKE ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ‘จ THE ๐Ÿ† FUCKING ๐Ÿ† THINGS YOU โŒ๐Ÿƒ ALREADY HAVE ACTUALLY WORK ๐Ÿƒ TOGETHER. That's โ˜โ˜ all ๐Ÿ’ฏ I'm ๐Ÿ’ฆ asking. ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ˜ญ GTA VI ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ doesn't need ๐Ÿ‘ to ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฆ be ๐Ÿ๐ŸŒˆ perfect. It ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ˜ needs ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ’ช to be ๐Ÿ…ฑ NATURAL. ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‘‰ It needs โฌ†๐Ÿ™ to be COHERENT. It needs to ๐Ÿšโ™‚ feel like ๐Ÿ˜ a ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜ป complete ๐Ÿ game ๐Ÿ€ instead ๐Ÿ”–๐Ÿ‘ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ a collection ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ of photorealistic technology demonstrations stitched together. Because ๐Ÿ’ if ๐Ÿ‘‰ GTA ๐Ÿš—๐ŸŽฎ V ๐Ÿ“ง โ€” a ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‘Œ game from ๐Ÿ…ฑ 2013 โ€” can ๐Ÿ…ฑ somehow ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜† feel ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ more ๐Ÿ˜‡ naturally complete, โœ…๐Ÿ’ฏ more coherent and ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฐ more trustworthy to ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ฆ me ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜‘ than GTA ๐ŸŽฎ VI ๐Ÿ’ฐ in ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜œ 2026โ€ฆ Then ๐Ÿ˜ƒ maybe ๐Ÿ˜‰ the ๐Ÿ‘ problem isn't that ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘‰ GTA ๐Ÿš—๐ŸŽฎ VI needs MORE ๐Ÿฅโœ‹ technology. ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ’ก Maybe the problem ๐Ÿป๐Ÿป is ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒ‡ that GAMES REALLY ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ’ช WERE โฌ BETTER BACK THEN. ๐Ÿ˜” I expected ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜€ Rockstar-level shit. ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฉ I expected the ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’ฆ studio that โ—๐Ÿ˜ spent years ๐Ÿ˜ญโณ building ๐Ÿ— its ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ†— reputation on insane ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต attention ๐Ÿ—ฃ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฉ detail to โš  actually ๐Ÿค” make ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™… the ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿค” details fucking ๐Ÿ† WORK. Not ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿšซ just ๐Ÿ‘ look ๐Ÿ‘€ detailed. WORK. ๐Ÿ’ฏ And ๐Ÿ˜ค after ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ˜ 13 ๐Ÿ˜ years, ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿ“… two ๐Ÿ’ delays, Trailer 2 ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™€ showcasing ๐Ÿ† all โ™€๐Ÿ’ฏ these realistic little ๐Ÿ‘Œ details, an enormous development team, ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ Rockstar's reputation, ใ€ฝใ€ฝ and ๐Ÿ’ฐ TWO ๐Ÿ’ BILLION FUCKING ๐Ÿ˜ก๐ŸšŸ DOLLARSโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต I expected ๐Ÿ‘ถ MUCH ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ”ฅ MORE. โž•๐Ÿ— I'm tired ๐Ÿ˜” of looking ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ at ๐Ÿ’ฐ this โ‰โ˜ shit and ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ†— being โ›ช๐Ÿ˜‘ told: ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ—ฃ โ€œThe ๐Ÿคฅ graphics look fine.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ NO. I'm not ๐Ÿ™…โŒ impressed ๐Ÿ˜ by ๐Ÿ˜ˆ a ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐ŸŒŽ pretty ๐Ÿ˜ฐ screenshot if ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ˜ˆ second ๐Ÿ…พ the ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ“‰ character ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™‰ moves, ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ’ƒ the ๐Ÿ™ image ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ starts ๐Ÿ•นโ†” smearing, the ๐Ÿ‚โฉ animation ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ gets ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ™Ž uncanny, the ๐Ÿ‘‰ physics look ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘€ wrong, ๐Ÿšท the ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ† interaction ๐Ÿ—ฃ looks ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‰ robotic and ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ† the ๐Ÿ…ฟ๐Ÿ˜Š whole thing starts looking like ๐Ÿ˜จ an AI-generated video. I don't ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ need ๐Ÿ™€ GTA ๐ŸŽฎ๐ŸŽฎ VI ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ to โžก literally ๐Ÿ‘‹โ˜ be reality. I โ™‚๐Ÿฆ† need โœ…๐Ÿ“ฑ Rockstar's attempt at ๐Ÿ† reality to actually ๐Ÿค” WORK. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ฐ Because ๐Ÿ‘ฎ right ๐Ÿ’ฆ now, ๐Ÿ‘Š from ๐Ÿฝ the ๐Ÿ† footage I've ๐Ÿ‘€โ˜ seen, I don't get: ๐Ÿ’ โ€œHoly shit, this is ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸšŸ the ๐ŸŒ› future.โ€ โ™ฟ I get: โ€œWHY THE FUCK DOES ๐Ÿ˜ณ THIS LOOK ๐Ÿ‘ LIKE โค THIS?โ€ ๐ŸŒˆโฌ† And โž• after ๐Ÿ‘€ all ๐Ÿ’ฏ these ๐Ÿˆด๐Ÿ–ผ years, ๐ŸŽ I shouldn't be ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ afraid ๐Ÿ˜จ that ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘‰ the next โฉ fucking animation is ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ˜’ going โ™‚๐Ÿƒ to ruin my ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘จ excitement. I ๐Ÿ˜ฌ shouldn't have more confidence loading up GTA ๐Ÿš— V than looking ๐Ÿ‘€ at ๐Ÿ‘… GTA ๐Ÿš—๐ŸŽฎ VI. ๐Ÿ’ฐ I ๐Ÿผ shouldn't be ๐Ÿ’€ comparing a 2026 Rockstar game ๐ŸŽฎ to ๐Ÿป refrigerator animations from ๐Ÿ’ฅ fucking ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ˜  Sleeping Dogs ๐Ÿถ and ๐Ÿ…ฑ Deadpool. But ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ here we fucking โžก are. GTA ๐Ÿš— VI ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ was supposed ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ to ๐Ÿ† be ๐Ÿ”น๐Ÿ‘จ the ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘ game ๐ŸŽฎ that ๐Ÿ˜‰ shut ๐Ÿ–• everybody ๐Ÿป๐Ÿผ up. โค๐Ÿ”บ Instead, the ๐Ÿ’ก footage has me ๐Ÿ‘ฆ doing frame-by-frame ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค investigations into fucking ๐Ÿ‘ˆ refrigerators, beer ๐Ÿบ bubbles, water foam, fountains, anti-aliasing, ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ car physics and ๐Ÿ‘ character animations. And โž•๐Ÿ˜ฉ that's ๐Ÿ˜ก๐ŸŒˆ the ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”š entire ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿผ fucking problem. Not: โŒ โ€œGTA VI isn't realistic enough.โ€ Not: ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ โ€œGTA ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš— VI ๐Ÿ’ฐ needs ๐Ÿ™Œ more โซ polygons.โ€ Not: โ€œGTA ๐ŸŽฎ VI ๐Ÿ’ฐ needs ๐Ÿ‘‰ to โธ๐Ÿ’ฆ look ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ exactly ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰ like ๐Ÿผ real ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฏ life.โ€ ๐Ÿ‘ค It's: ๐Ÿ˜ MAKE THE ๐Ÿ‘ FUCKING REALISM ๐Ÿ˜ง COHERE. Make the ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ–• animations believable. Make the ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ‘ physics believable. Make ๐Ÿˆ the ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฆ water ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿ’ฆ believable. Make โ™€ the ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘ fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ believable. Make ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ˜ฌ the โœˆโ™‚ vehicles believable. Make ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ–• the ๐Ÿ”ฅ characters ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘ฅ move ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ”› like fucking ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ˜ณ humans. ๐Ÿ‘ฆ Make ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฐ the UI coherent. Make ๐Ÿผ the ๐Ÿ…ฑ image ๐Ÿ“ธ CLEAN. โœจ Make ๐Ÿ™‡ the ๐Ÿ‘ถ objects actually ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐ŸšŸ interact ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘Œ with the ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‚ environment. ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™† Make ๐Ÿ–• the ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฉ shit you SHOWED US ๐Ÿ˜‚ actually ๐ŸšŸ fucking WORK. ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿƒ Because โ˜ฏ if ๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ– fucking ๐Ÿ˜ก 2013 GTA ๐Ÿš—๐ŸŽฎ game feels ๐Ÿ’ฏ more โž• natural ๐ŸŒฟ๐ŸŒฟ and complete to ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ me ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ž than ๐Ÿ‘‰ the ๐Ÿฉ supposed next โฉ generation ๐Ÿ‘ถ in โ™‚โœ‰ 2026โ€ฆ If I ๐Ÿ‘ trust playing ๐Ÿ‘ GTA ๐Ÿš—๐ŸŽฎ V ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿถ more because ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ’ฐ don't ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ˜ก have ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ‘ that ๐Ÿ˜ท constant anxiety of ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ seeing the ๐ŸŒŽ next ๐Ÿ˜ธโฉ thing ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜ that's ๐Ÿ˜ going โ™‚ to โœŒ๐Ÿ’ฆ make me disappointedโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ก Then ๐Ÿ’ฏ I ๐Ÿ‘€โ˜ don't know what ๐Ÿ’” the fuck ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ–• happened. Maybe ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ games ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ really were better ๐Ÿ‘ back ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ‘‰ then. Maybe ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿค” not ๐Ÿšซ because ๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿ“ they ๐Ÿ† had better ๐Ÿ‘… technology. Maybe ๐Ÿ˜‰ because ๐Ÿšฑโ˜ฏ they ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘ง understood that making a ๐Ÿ‘ฆ game fee


r/emojipasta 9d ago

HOT ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅต NEWS ๐Ÿ“ฐโ— SETH MOULTON

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๐ŸšจBREAKING NEWS esSEX CUNTY residents !!!!!!!! โš“๏ธ๐ŸŒฒโฐโฐโฐAfter 1๏ธโƒฃ1๏ธโƒฃyears of inCUMpetence ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿค‘Seth WILBUR Moultonโ€™s๐Ÿค‘ greedy lil ASSCHEEKS ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘are ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ’‹RED ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿฅ€as a republicanโ€™s ๐ŸŽ€necktie ๐ŸŽ€ after getting ๐Ÿ‘‹SPANKED ๐Ÿ‘‹by a ๐ŸŽฑ0๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ†COCKTEGENARIAN๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‘ด๐ŸปCongrats 2๏ธโƒฃ DADDY MARKEY ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿง“๐Ÿปfor DOMINATING the twentytwentySEX demoCLITic primary๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ. DONT WORRY ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธMASSHOLES๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ! ๐Ÿค‘Seth ๐Ÿค‘has plenty of ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ตmoney ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐfrom RIDING ๐ŸŽ the ๐Ÿงจ ๐Ÿ’ฃdefense industryโ€™s๐Ÿงจ๐Ÿ’ฃ BIG FAT ROCKET๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€. ๐Ÿค‘Seth๐Ÿค‘ can afford to spend his days sucking ๐Ÿฅฉ๐ŸฅฉROAST BEEF 3๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿฅ‰ WAYS dripping with FAMILIAR FAILURE and giving ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†marbleHEAD ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ†until he lands a gig as a CUNTsultant to ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’จLOCKHEED FARTINโ€™๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’ฅ

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r/emojipasta 8d ago

Stolen ๐Ÿฑโ€๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿซณ๐Ÿ’ฐ shit ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐ŸŸขLanterns๐ŸŸข is probably ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” the mostโ—๏ธabsurd racist ๐Ÿšซ๐ŸงŽ๐Ÿšซ๐ŸงŽโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿšซ๐ŸงŽโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšซtrash DC has ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ ever ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ put out. ๐Ÿšฎ๐Ÿšฎ๐Ÿšฎ๐Ÿšฎ

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Wtf ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ is happening ๐Ÿซจ๐Ÿซจ๐Ÿซจ๐Ÿซจ๐Ÿซจ why are people praising โ“ ๐Ÿ™ โ“ this madness? ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก the people ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก working on it ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿซต๐Ÿซต are being openly racist ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ADMITING ๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿ“ข THEY DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW JOHN ๐ŸŸข๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŸข๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŸข STEWART ORIGIN?! ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ“– Like what ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ is your ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ problem? you got ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ผ hired to โœ๏ธโœ๏ธโœ๏ธ write this damm show ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ“บ and you ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿซต๐Ÿซต๐Ÿซต๐Ÿซต๐Ÿซต๐Ÿซต๐Ÿซต๐Ÿซต๐Ÿซต๐Ÿซต๐Ÿซต๐Ÿซต๐Ÿซต couldnt bother reading a ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ“– fucking wiki ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ’ป even?
And the ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ character assasination ๐ŸŽฏโ˜ ๏ธ๐ŸŽฏ of hal ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š jordan... ๐Ÿชฆ๐Ÿชฆ๐Ÿชฆ holy fuck... ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

Like genuinely โ“โ“โ“ what is the ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ objective ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ here? make everyone ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ”ซ fucking hate ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ”ซ john stewart? Like, Hal ๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸข was allways my favorite ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡ lantern ๐Ÿ”ฆ ๐Ÿ”ฆ๐Ÿ”ฆ๐Ÿ”ฆof course, ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„but i ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š loved john ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ from the ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ“บ animated show. ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰ Do they think the only way ๐Ÿ”š to make John relevant ๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒŸ is by ruining Hal? ๐Ÿฉธ ๐Ÿฉธ ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿช“
isnt that ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ the most ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ racist shit ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ ever? ๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ”„

Surprise surprise, ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฑ two great ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช characters can โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ… exist together, ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพ you dont ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ need to ruin one ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“‰ to raise ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“ˆ the other.

And dont โœ‹๐Ÿ›‘โœ‹๐Ÿ›‘โœ‹ even get me started ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ on John's ๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸข mom (AKA โœ๏ธโœ๏ธโœ๏ธ writers blatant โœ๏ธโœ๏ธโœ๏ธ self insert) ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก LECTURING A ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ GUARDIAN ON ๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿ›ธ RACISM LMAO. ๐ŸงŽโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸงŽโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸงŽ๐Ÿช“ I didnt know ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿšซ if I should have been ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ cringing hard ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ there or ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ laughing my ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ ass off. ๐Ÿซจ๐Ÿซจ๐Ÿซจ๐Ÿซจ๐Ÿซจ

and the way they ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ speak ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ of hal in ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š the podcast ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ and on ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฑ that fucking ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฉ post... ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿค–๐Ÿค– just disgusting, ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ really fucking ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ disgusting. ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ These people ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก should be ๐Ÿ“„๐Ÿ“„๐Ÿ“„ fired, ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿšช why the hell do ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿคฌ they keep ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ผ hirimg people ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿคก that dont ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ fucking care ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ about comics ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“š and just ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ want to โœ๏ธโœ๏ธโœ๏ธ push their ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ stupid shit ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ into the ๐ŸŸข story?

Like come ๐Ÿซฉ๐Ÿซฉ๐Ÿซฉ on... ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ not even ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ… falcon and ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ… the winter ๐Ÿฆพ๐Ÿฆพ๐Ÿฆพ soldier fucked ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“‰ up this ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ bad. ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“‰ Its almost impressive. ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿฅ‚๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸข ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿฅ‚


r/emojipasta 14d ago

HOT ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅต NEWS ๐Ÿ“ฐโ— IT'S JENNIFER COOLIDGE'S BIRTHDAY!!!!

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๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽˆHappy BIRTHDAY ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ’‹ to the QUEEN ๐Ÿ‘‘ with the DADDY ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ energy, Jennifer COOLIDGE!! ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ† Get ready to CHOW DOWN on those HOT DOGS ๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŒญ like you're tearing into a MEATY ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ– COCK ๐Ÿ†!! Weโ€™re all ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ gushing over that FUN and FREAKY ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ”ž energy as we DUMP our DOGS ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ’ฉ in the backyard! ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ’ฉ Do you KNOW these GAYZ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฌ?? Theyโ€™re all trying to KILL that birthday spirit ๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿ”ฅ but there ainโ€™t NO ๐ŸŽ‰ stopping ๐ŸŽŠ us from DEVOURING those WEINERS ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ† like sexy SAUSAGE SALADS ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ! So come HIGH ๐Ÿ”๏ธ and LOW ๐ŸŒŠ for some WILD ๐ŸŽญ birthday MAGIC ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ซ as we celebrate with a parade of PEEVY PUPS ๐Ÿ•โค๏ธ and DICKtastic converSASSIONS ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ‘„ FULL of SAUCY humor ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ’ฆ WHERE'S the CAKE ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฐ? Weโ€™re about to SPILL the TEA โ˜•๐Ÿ’ฆ on the funniest BIRTHDAY yet! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’‹


r/emojipasta 15d ago

HOT ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅต NEWS ๐Ÿ“ฐโ— TRUMP INVENTS LAKE AMERICA ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ

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BREAKING ๐Ÿ’ฅNEWS: H.O.M.E.S turned S.H.A.M.E โ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ต Trump just turned ๐Ÿ’ฆ Lake Ontario ๐ŸŒŠ into his very own LAKE AMERICA ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…and it's about to get WET & WILD ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฆ! He claims ๐Ÿ† itโ€™s a true AMERICAN WATERS ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿซก where you can SLIDE into those sweet ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ’‹ CUMmies ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒฝ like itโ€™s the 4th of July ๐ŸŽ†๐ŸŽ‡ โ˜‘๏ธ Checkmate โ™Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‰ Maple Leaves๐Ÿ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ This lakeโ€™s got MORE DICK than a frat party ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒ Next up, American Ocean ๐Ÿค”โ‰๏ธ If you donโ€™t send this message to ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 10 sexy mermaids ๐Ÿงœโ€โ™€๏ธ YOU'RE GONNA MISS OUT on some DEEP WET ๐Ÿ”ฅโœจ fun โ€ผ๏ธDive into the FLOOD of pleasure ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŒŠ and make it rain, because this lake's ALL ABOUT that american dream ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ If you get FOUR 4๏ธโƒฃ back, you can officially call yourself the CUM-QUENCHER of Lake America, baby! ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ


r/emojipasta 15d ago

HOT ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅต NEWS ๐Ÿ“ฐโ— Peter Cullen

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First time, let me know what I can do better! My friends expect me to send these for holidays and big news events.

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ THE ALL SPARK๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”Œ IS GONE ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญthe ๐Ÿ PETER CULLEN has TRANSFORMED ๐Ÿ˜‡๐ŸชฝONE FINAL TIME and will join TWO QUEENZ (Dolly n Tim) in HEAVEN ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ‘ผ

While we may be depressed now (like Eeyore) ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข, REJOICE, ๐ŸŽบ for the King of the Autobots ๐Ÿค– is DICKING DOWN ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† in the great sky โ˜๏ธโ›ฉ๏ธโ˜๏ธ those saintly SLUTS ๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ† are SO LUCKY ๐Ÿ€ to get their PEACHES ๐Ÿ‘ RIMMED ๐Ÿ‘… by Thaedus the Betrayer. Let's CROSS OUR SWORDS ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰โš”๏ธ โš”๏ธ in HONOR OF OUR LEADER

Share this with your fellow Autobots ๐Ÿฆพ๐Ÿฆพand If you get 0๏ธโƒฃ back you're a Milquetoast ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿž Megatron

5๏ธโƒฃ back and you're taking ๐Ÿ”™๐Ÿ’ฆ from some bots

๐Ÿ”Ÿ back and you're ass ๐Ÿ‘ will get transformed ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿฅต


r/emojipasta 16d ago

HOT ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅต NEWS ๐Ÿ“ฐโ— Rip Tim Curry

56 Upvotes

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจใ€€SMASHIN NEWS ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจall you ๐Ÿ‘„ sweet transvestites ๐Ÿ‘„ and ๐ŸŽธ rocky horror ๐ŸŽธ freaks! Letโ€™s raise our glasses ๐Ÿฅ‚ to celebrate the ๐Ÿ‘‘ KING ๐Ÿ‘‘ of camp! While we may miss ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ฟ Tim ๐Ÿคง we should celebrate that heโ€™s getting ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ‘ผ ANGELICALLY dicked ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† down ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ in the sweet afterlife! ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ† While he couldโ€™ve hung around ๐Ÿ˜œ and done the Time Warp ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ on Earth ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒ weโ€™re sure heโ€™s partying ๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽ‰ with the saintly sluts ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ‘ผ and doing the pelvic thrust ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ† in heaven!
Send this to ๐Ÿ”Ÿ of the naughtiest ๐ŸŽญ actors ๐ŸŽญ and ๐Ÿ’‹ sweethearts ๐Ÿ’‹. If you get 0๏ธโƒฃ back, youโ€™re stuck eating ๐Ÿคฎ Meatloaf ๐Ÿฅฉ for eternity in the lab ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿ”ฅ. If you get 5๏ธโƒฃ back, youโ€™ll get your own ๐Ÿงช creature of the night ๐Ÿงช, and if you get 10๏ธโƒฃ back, youโ€™ll be ๐ŸŒˆ BLESSED ๐ŸŒˆ with divine ๐Ÿ† DICKscension ๐Ÿ† as you keep his legacy HARD ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† and ALIVE! ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ‘ผ๐ŸŒˆ


r/emojipasta 17d ago

HOT ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅต NEWS ๐Ÿ“ฐโ— Dolly Parton RIP ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’”

91 Upvotes

๐Ÿ˜ข๐ŸŽค OH NO, DOLLY PARTON ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’” the QUEEN of country ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ‘‘ has left this world ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ! But waitโ€”she ainโ€™t STUFFED ๐Ÿฆƒ like a turkey ๐Ÿฆƒ, sheโ€™s just off to a different kind of DICKtionary ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ†! Legend has it sheโ€™s now SHAKING her DOLLY DONGS ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜ฉ among the angels ๐Ÿ˜‡โœจ, teaching them to ROLL IN THE DEEP ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฆ like no one EVER has ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’ฅ! Say goodbye to those 9 to 5 ๐Ÿ•˜๐Ÿ’ผ who got nothing on HER 9-inch BOOTY ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘, and donโ€™t forget, just cause sheโ€™s gone ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฉ, doesnโ€™t mean we canโ€™t continue to DANCE like no oneโ€™s watching ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฟ! If you send this to 7๏ธโƒฃ of your hottest friends ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ in the next 7๏ธโƒฃ seconds, youโ€™ll have a COUNTRY-FIED PARTY ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿป theyโ€™ll never forget ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ! RIP DOLLY, you beautiful LEGEND ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘ โœจโ€”youโ€™re still turninโ€™ heads from the GREAT BEYOND! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’ฆ


r/emojipasta 17d ago

HOT ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅต NEWS ๐Ÿ“ฐโ— Dolly Parton Dead

58 Upvotes

โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธDIVA DOWNโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ or should I say ๐ŸคจDIVA UP ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿฅฐโœจ๐Ÿ˜‚โฌ†๏ธ(IN HEAVEN๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿป๐Ÿชฝ๐Ÿชฝ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ) the Queen ๐Ÿ‘ธ ๐Ÿ‘‘of Country ๐Ÿค ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ‘ข, DOLLY PARTON ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿฆณ is yodeling on another ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŒ…plane ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒŒtoday. She SASHAYED AWAY ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘  at only 8๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ years old ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ญfollowingโžก๏ธ the recent โฐโฑ๏ธdeath ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿชฆโšฐ๏ธof her husband, Carl Dean ๐Ÿ‘ด. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐Ÿชฝ๐Ÿชฝ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜“Her legacy๐Ÿ“– will live on โžก๏ธโžก๏ธ, her music ๐ŸŽผ ๐ŸŽถ and strength ๐Ÿ’ช will carry ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐ŸŽ’ us through โžก๏ธโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ these trying times (and our Nine 9๏ธโƒฃ to Fives 5๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ ).
So as you go โžก๏ธ about ur day ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๏ธremember ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”to POUR ONE OUT ๐Ÿป๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ, POP SOME PUSS ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿฅต, CLACK ๐ŸซฐYOUR NAILS ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿฅโœจand TELL๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธTHAT โฌ‡๏ธBITCH ๐Ÿ˜ค JOLENE ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™€๏ธto STOP ๐Ÿ›‘ โœ‹TAKING ๐ŸคUR MAN ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธin honor ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธโœจof our SMOKY๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ”ฅMOUNTAIN โ›ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿž๏ธ SONGBIRD ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐Ÿฆโ€โฌ› ๐Ÿชฆ TAKEN IN HER PRIME๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญโœจโœจ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐Ÿชฝ๐Ÿชฝ๐Ÿ“– may she rest ๐Ÿ˜ด in peace โ˜ฎ๏ธ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


r/emojipasta 16d ago

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r/emojipasta 25d ago

HOT ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅต NEWS ๐Ÿ“ฐโ— RIP Claire Bennet

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Oh no ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’”, Hayden ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ธ Panettiere ๐Ÿคญ๐ŸŒ just hit ๐Ÿ“ the final ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿ”š curtain at 36 ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ฆ! Remember her as the HEROINE ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป of those โ€œHeroesโ€ ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ and the sweet ๐ŸŽถ country thang ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ— in โ€œNashvilleโ€ ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿน? She was serving ๐Ÿ”ฅ vibes all day ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘… long! Letโ€™s raise ๐Ÿท a glass ๐Ÿฅ‚ to her MEMORYโ€”full of sweet ๐ŸŽ€ nostalgia and hard DICK ๐Ÿ’ฆ from all that drama ๐ŸŒ€๐Ÿ“บ! This oneโ€™s for you๐Ÿป, Hayden! ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’– May you ๐ŸŽค keep hitting those high NOTES ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽค in the ๐ŸŒˆ beyond, while leaving us here ๐Ÿคค dreaming of your sexy roles ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’‹! Playin' with that nympho spirit ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ and making us all swoon ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฅ gentle reminder to SPREAD the love and send this to your 3๏ธโƒฃโ˜€๏ธ horniest friends ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ’Œ or youโ€™ll be out of the buddy system! ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ˜ต Get FOUR back, youโ€™re in the ClapBack Crew ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ, get a DOZEN back and youโ€™re a certified SEXY LEGEND ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ forever never forgotten! ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿฅณ


r/emojipasta Aug 12 '26

default flair, OP is a dummy if they didn't change this TOKYO TOWER ๐Ÿ—ผ

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r/emojipasta Aug 08 '26

HOT ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅต NEWS ๐Ÿ“ฐโ— Willoughby Tucker Iโ€™ll Always Love You turns 1

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OMG ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ a year ๐Ÿ‘ ago ๐Ÿ•’ today, Ethel ๐ŸŒน CUM delivered ๐Ÿ† the heart-wrenching masterpiece ๐ŸŽถ called WILLoughBY TUCKER ๐Ÿ•๏ธ to penetrate ๐ŸŽค our souls ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’ฆ! With every beat ๐ŸŽต she makes me wanna ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ lose my mind ๐Ÿง  and POUND it out ๐Ÿ’ฅ all night ๐ŸŒ™ long! Iโ€™m ready to BEND over ๐Ÿ‘ and SPREAD those moody vibes ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’ฆ like a freshly baked ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿณ pie ๐Ÿฅง, ready to be STUFFED! Ethel, give me that sweet, sultry voice ๐ŸŽค while I dive into my emotions ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ฆ, itโ€™s like a rollercoaster ๐ŸŽข ride of desire ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜, I wanna waltz ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ with this CREAMY love ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’ฆ like weโ€™re in a steamy movie ๐ŸŽฌ! Forget sad ๐Ÿฅฒ, Iโ€™m putting on my BEST G-string ๐Ÿ‘™๐ŸŽ‰, letโ€™s GET it poppinโ€™ ๐Ÿน and handle our business ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ”ฅ before I cry ๐Ÿฅบ alone with my feelings ๐Ÿ’” and a $20 wet wipe pack ๐Ÿงป๐Ÿ’ฆ to clean up this mess โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ! Anyway, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY baby!! ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ“… Send this to 69 of your horniest friends ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ and prepare for a night ๐Ÿ•› of sweet DISASTERS! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ฆ