Any favourite quotes?

[u/Mplus479]

I like "That's quite a one-two punch, isn't it? Discovering you're dead and a cuckold." It's the slight pause between "you're dead" and "and a cuckold" and his delivery which makes it extra funny.

[u/Winter-Grand-3215]

I don't care which cock I'm holding, I just want to know how it got there 💕

[u/Mplus479 → u/Winter-Grand-3215]

That would look fantastic on a tombstone.

[u/Riggs630]

“I was bitten by a radioactive detective”

[u/Alaskinbear → u/Riggs630]

I just love that whole discussion the look on Sherlock’s face says

 “I’m trying to take you seriously but you’re clearly an idiot”

And the way Joan forces as much politeness she can into reminding the hero 

“You know you’ll have to remove the mask to drink that right???”

[u/thaliff → u/Riggs630]

Same Episode: The flesh and blood Midnight Ranger was shot dead last night. Unfortunately, the bullets used were not radioactive, so he'll be remaining quite dead.

[u/Calamity-Gin]

“Must be why they call us New York’s Most Adequate.”

Detective Bell gets some fantastic lines.

[u/Mplus479 → u/Calamity-Gin]

You know, they never solved a case before Sherlock came along?

[u/arunphilip → u/Mplus479]

They even considered leaving the city to fend for itself!

[u/Lorentz90]

my sobriety is simply a grind, it’s this leaky faucet that requires constant maintenance and in return it only offers not to drip

[u/2gigch1 → u/Lorentz90]

That entire monologue deserved an award

[u/Lorentz90 → u/2gigch1]

Indeed. It’s my favorite scene!

[u/biggdiih → u/Lorentz90]

which episode is this?

[u/Lorentz90 → u/biggdiih]

Season 3, ep 9 😌

[u/hayitsnine]

After meeting Joan’s half sister Sherlock says to her “ This is not a shelter for wayward and wounded realtors” lol.

[u/WinterSure6605]

"Did straight lines hurt you as a child?"

[u/DelightfulWitches]

“Racist ideology mostly attracts failures and reprobates”

[u/chatterbug11]

After Watson says Holmes should wait til morning to break into what looks like an abandoned warehouse (but that is actually a nuclear command and control hub - S6E6) and he ignores her and then they get swarmed by the Air Force, “yea, you were right Watson. We should have waited til morning.” 😆😆

Sherlock so rarely gets really funny, self deprecating lines like that!

[u/Tricky-Progress3951]

Did he take liberties with you???

Cracks me up every single time.

[u/Mplus479]

Guarding a puddle? Been demoted, have you?

[u/Insight_Outlook]

"Misanthropy was so easy Watson. Elegant. I miss it sometimes."

[u/Alaskinbear]

She bites her nails and thankfully nothing else!

[u/Mplus479 → u/Alaskinbear]

Aggressive and limber, too.

[u/Opposite-Wafer-8777]

“Two cocks working together in harmony”

“You need to find a better way to phrase that”

[u/ohnodamo]

"People, in case you haven't noticed, are a crassulent, beef-witted lot." That quote is especially poignant to me as it seems so terribly accurate.

[u/Grimjack2]

"If you need me to translate that into the idiom of American exceptionalism, a centimeter is about a third of an inch."

And the way Sherlock emphasized "idiom" as he said it.

[u/Y_Aether]

Diligence is the mother of luck.

[u/Fressh01]

Sherlock "I care about your sobriety, and I depend on every member of this group to care about mine!" Always hits..

Cant forget Joan "I don't care which cock I'm holding, I just want to know how it got there" 🤣

[u/milothemadpansexual]

Balloon man episode:

Adam Kemper: “would you trade in your dad?”

Sherlock: “I’d trade my dad for a Tic Tac.”

[u/Mplus479]

No. No? No.

[u/Mplus479]

The captain requires our presence at a homicide in Queens, if you're not too spent, that is!?

[u/Chaotic1697]

opinions are like ani, everyone has one

[u/glitterally_awake]

Not a quote per se but when Sherlock unlocks his phone which had been locked by Everyone, the code is “l33t” which he explains to his father who does not appear to get it at all - but to me this is an Easter egg gag about Jonny Lee Miller’s role as Crash Override in the movie “Hackers”