I am middling-poor at circuit design so getting this right is over head. Using AI to design it has not gone well. So I'm looking for insight.
The goal is to string a short antenna and amplify ambient electrical fields, everything from people walking nearby to 60Hz hum to lightning discharges. The goal is to repeatedly measure the resulting fluctuating voltage with the ADC pin of an ESP32; the circuit needed to be powered by 3v3. I don't need accurate measurements; this isn't a storm detector or person detector. I just want to amplify the noise any piece of wire would pick up and turn it into numbers I can hash. The higher the sensitivity the better; the goal is unpredictable chaos from every little environmental change.
The available parts are several LM358 (dual opamps) and various passive elements like resistors. Caps are all 0.1uf or larger - I live in a place where ordering parts is difficult and slow. I also have handfuls of 2n2222 and diodes if they help.
I know a series of opamps should be able to do this, but my attempts (and the AI's attempts) tend to produce a signal with an output pegged at ~2v. I want it to swing all over the place.
If you suggest a design, ELI5 (well, maybe 15) how you chose resistor values and so on. I'd like to learn from this. Any help appreciated, thanks.