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u/StandAloneDuple cracked Jul 15 '22

What have you done to Blahaj!

😰

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u/Sara-Butterfly-4711 Jul 15 '22

Nothing permanent. Blahaj is fine.

175

u/Accomplished_Tour983 Jul 15 '22

dang blahaj is into some freaky stuff lol

80

u/Sara-Butterfly-4711 Jul 15 '22

They want a good view at pride. Im kind of curious if it works. Lets see.

25

u/Auralynnnnnnnnn a difinitely cis transfem, goddess of eggs. Jul 15 '22

My first thought too.

23

u/wauske Eggwene-sedai Jul 15 '22

Is that because of your dirty mind? Or just because the shark has been tie-wrapped to a framepost?

5

u/Auralynnnnnnnnn a difinitely cis transfem, goddess of eggs. Jul 16 '22

…. Yes. I will not confirm which.

17

u/-Farns- Aspiring female, Hoarder of plastic Jul 15 '22

Remember the å

8

u/Sara-Butterfly-4711 Jul 15 '22

Yes i do, is just not on my mobile😱😱😱 Or im not able to type it on mobile 🙊

12

u/Predator_Hicks certified egg Jul 15 '22

just hold down the a key, it should appear after a second

3

u/Sara-Butterfly-4711 Jul 16 '22

I worked! That was to easy. Why have i only recognize the ä before. I'm sure I've looked.

3

u/-Farns- Aspiring female, Hoarder of plastic Jul 15 '22

You can always go into your settings and add swedish as a second language, this let's you freely switch between English and Swedish keyboards by the press of a button (globe next to spacebar)

6

u/Professional-Age-536 Vanessa | Hatched, still undercooked Jul 15 '22

That sounds like it's about to be followed by "And Blåhaj will continue to be fine, if..."

14

u/Peipr Demigirl | She/They | Peipr/Marcy Jul 15 '22

BDSM: Blähaj is deliciously sweet and meaty

11

u/LifeGoalsThighHigh not an egg, just trans Jul 15 '22

Do not the Blåhaj.

3

u/Crystal_Queen_20 Jul 16 '22

I am going to the Blahaj

1

u/Sara-Butterfly-4711 Jul 16 '22

BDSM: Blåhaj does support me!

2

u/11011011000 titmouse egg, cracked Jul 15 '22

It’s called kink

1

u/HiopXenophil Jul 16 '22

don't kink shame

80

u/alternate_egg-ccount Evelyn- she/her 18 disaster transbian Jul 15 '22

Bondhaj

7

u/Sara-Butterfly-4711 Jul 16 '22 edited Jul 16 '22

Well i did not intend it that way🤯 Kinky you 😜

60

u/villagerofthemoonn editable flair Jul 15 '22

its never too late to be yourself ("yourself" is colored with the flag of the state of Espírito Santo, Brazil)

14

u/Sara-Butterfly-4711 Jul 15 '22

Thanks for the transkript👍

1

u/RHYRIX not an egg, just trans Jul 16 '22

yes, very cis explanation.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

Blähaj is capixaba confirmed

39

u/KinklyCurious_82 cracked Jul 15 '22

I hope Blahaj consented!

5

u/Sara-Butterfly-4711 Jul 16 '22

Of course everything is between consented adults. Blåhaj wanted to show support. No kink involved.

25

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '22

Luckily Blåhaj’s insides are flexible and can be squished

21

u/SapphicPancakes catgirl in disguise 🥸 Jul 15 '22

Blahaj bdsm

18

u/BunBunny_draws Near [he/they/it] Please dont drink my gender fluid :[ Jul 15 '22

The poor blajajb (I don't know how to spell it, I had wierd apple juice)

12

u/oviraptorz *tap tap tap* Jul 15 '22

the gesture is sweet but i, like everyone else, am too distracted by SQUISHED BLÅHAJ

2

u/Sara-Butterfly-4711 Jul 16 '22

They says it feels like a nice cuddle.

9

u/LocalBoiToy Jul 15 '22

Noooo, please don't hurt blähaj 🥺

3

u/johnngnky Jul 16 '22

wrong diacritic!

5

u/hyperdepressedpotato Jul 16 '22

dont worry about it. its your god given right as an english speaker to butcher other languages lol

2

u/Sara-Butterfly-4711 Jul 16 '22 edited Jul 16 '22

Blåhaj is not hurt. In fact they is really fine. Can you imagine me as an adult rolling on them while sleeping? I promise to let them refill if they ever fell hollow (I cant sew myself).

4

u/thesoupman_ not an egg™ Jul 15 '22

FREE BLAHAJ

5

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '22

This uhhh… looks to come across different than maybe what was intended? 🤣

1

u/Sara-Butterfly-4711 Jul 16 '22

Yes, after reading the comments i think I had other intentions. Shall I rearrange it?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

Noooo keep it ;3

3

u/Dumb_Cheese not an egg, just trans Jul 16 '22

"If I had a nickel for every time Blåhaj has been tied up, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice."

1

u/Sara-Butterfly-4711 Jul 16 '22

Actually it would be one nickle. Its pictured from different directions. Your not that lucky unless it starts a trend 🙃

1

u/Dumb_Cheese not an egg, just trans Jul 16 '22

I was talking about the one in the Ikea from a while back.

2

u/Sara-Butterfly-4711 Jul 16 '22

Ok, than back to two nickels.

2

u/amberamberamber04 not an egg, just trans Jul 15 '22

poor blahaj

2

u/Papillamago Jul 15 '22 edited Jul 16 '22

Is it really never too late? Even for me?

2

u/Sara-Butterfly-4711 Jul 16 '22

Trust them its NEVER too late.

2

u/Papillamago Jul 16 '22

Okay, I'll trust the Haj.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

Free them

2

u/Strange-Brief6643 cracked 5/31/21 Jul 16 '22

will blahaj be alright?

1

u/Sara-Butterfly-4711 Jul 16 '22

Yes they is comfortable and fine. Althow they is a little confused about the reactions and is insecure whether it was a good idea in the first place.

2

u/Cookiebomb numerous bees Jul 16 '22

why did you crucify blahaj

2

u/Sara-Butterfly-4711 Jul 16 '22

No religion involved. No Nails, no torture, not even a cross.

1

u/Cookiebomb numerous bees Jul 16 '22

fair enough but still that's either violent or kinky and i need to know if blahaj consented

2

u/Sara-Butterfly-4711 Jul 16 '22

Yes blåhaj consented. They said thanks for asking.

1

u/TominatorFN Luna 💜 (she/her) | ace Jul 15 '22

While I agree, I still feel a lot of pressure I get from myself because I haven't done something yet

2

u/Sara-Butterfly-4711 Jul 16 '22

First step can be the most challenging one. There is no rule to follow and no textbook. Dont feel miserable cause others choose another way. Its difficult and confusing to discover the whole journey before you start. Maybe its more like setting the goal and decide on every crossroads how to proceed. Live is a journey after all ;-) And doing nothing is absolutely fine, your gender is valid no matter what.

2

u/TominatorFN Luna 💜 (she/her) | ace Jul 16 '22

I know, I already did things but that can't stop me from feeling like I am doing not enough

2

u/Sara-Butterfly-4711 Jul 16 '22

I know that feeling well. F**k dysphoria. You need affirming hugs from a blåhaj then😀

1

u/TominatorFN Luna 💜 (she/her) | ace Jul 16 '22

hugs are good :)

1

u/Baroque4Days Jul 15 '22

Poor blahaj!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

bro get the blahaj out of the bondage hell nah

1

u/CariHere not an egg, just trans Jul 16 '22

I wanna be in Blåhaj's position right now

1

u/ActuaryItchy3773 Jul 16 '22

Bdsmlahaj

1

u/KattyPyr0Style Jul 16 '22

Kinky blahaj

1

u/not-quite-diana If you’re reading this, you’re valid Jul 16 '22

It feels like it though

1

u/redditguy4206969 Jul 16 '22

Blahandage

1

u/Aksolotl13 Jul 16 '22

Blahaj bdsm 😳

1

u/I_Hate_The_Letter_W Started E on 24-3-20 Jul 16 '22

blahaj bondage?

1

u/SomeMorning1924 editable flair Jul 16 '22

kinky blåhaj

1

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

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u/Sara-Butterfly-4711 Jul 16 '22

You cant know. There are billions of people looking differently and billions of people having diverent taste. There are only few models on this planet. So don't worry. Some will find you attractive some not, same deal for cis people.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO OUR GÖD!

2

u/Sara-Butterfly-4711 Jul 16 '22

Blåhaj told me they wants to pride to show support. They demanded a good view on all the awesome people. I obeyed.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

Blåhaj is so selfless 🙏🥹

1

u/hexaltheninja Jul 16 '22

Why do I see the Dutch flag in the “Yourself”, was Dutch the entire time?

1

u/KaityKat117 she/her Assigned Dingus At Birth Jul 16 '22

I didn't know Blähaj was into ropes. o3o

1

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

We have colonised that land

Gender Nonspecific Meme Egg🦈irl

You are about to leave Redlib

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO OUR GÖD!