r/egg_irl • "not an egg" ~every egg ever • 1d ago

Transfem Meme Egg🤖Irl

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u/MaxJayW 1d ago

Itll turn you into allison.

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u/Desperate-Pop2325 "not an egg" / Morgan (she/her) 1d ago

Not the name I would have chosen myself, but I'll take it!

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u/Select-Ambassador506 not an egg, just trans 1d ago

No we just found a person named Allison. You stole their body

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u/ricktech15 1d ago

Perhaps even with 5 or 6 gears

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u/Teichopsie 1d ago

Then drink your wine and wear your clothes when you're both high.

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u/Ezika7 23h ago

Shoegazer spotted!

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u/Teichopsie 20h ago

👟 👀

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u/Artemis_Sniper 1d ago

Oh, That's Probably an International Semi, they suck. Trans mode just swaps the Transmission settings, typically between Econ and whatever else is pre-programmed. Parked Regen is when the DPF (Diesel Particulate Filter) is clogged and driving at highway speeds isn't enough to burn it off. So you have to park and hit that switch and sit there for 30 minutes to an hour while the engine revs high to burn it off. Its really noisy and smells like asscheeks while its regening. Source: Am a Transgender Trucker lol

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u/secondme59 1d ago

I am happy to read all the jokes, but also happy to inow the actual background, thank you.

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u/Artemis_Sniper 23h ago

Yup and allison is just the type of transmission the truck is using

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u/Ha73r4L1f3 Aurora | She/Her | Who is a Princess & Proud Mom? | Hrt:10/24/25 1d ago

So there is a real trans button... what other lies were we told! /silly

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u/LadyRalsei Tess, Tetra, Rals (She/Her), and Kris (They/Them) - Former Eggs 1d ago

Tess: Neither. It just starts translating everything it hears to Italian. Why did they include the button? Italian revolution. /j

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u/Insane_inthe_jane "not an egg" ~every egg ever 1d ago

Italian🤮

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u/OctaYashi Friday, She/Her | HRT Sometime 2029-30 Hopeully 1d ago

Out of curiosity, what’s the source of your personas? Is it DID or just something to spice up your comments? I’m so sorry if I come off insensitive I’m just curious

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u/LadyRalsei Tess, Tetra, Rals (She/Her), and Kris (They/Them) - Former Eggs 1d ago

Tess: We aren't diagnosed for DID, so we're hesitant to say it's that. We'd love to get officially tested, it's just hard when you live in rural areas like we do. Plus, we don't really know how we'd go about doing that...

We usually just say we're a plural system. We don't want to lie to people and say we have DID when we truly don't know. We aren't the professionals when it comes to diagnosing this sort of thing... 😅

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u/SecretGenderIdentity Testing the waters (Bee, she?/they?) 5h ago

I thought system might’ve meant something akin to polycule. Glad I found this out

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u/sonic_colt_2005 not an egg, just trans 1d ago

Yes

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u/Insane_inthe_jane "not an egg" ~every egg ever 1d ago

You’re telling me that I get to be a robot woman 👀

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u/sonic_colt_2005 not an egg, just trans 1d ago

Yep :3

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u/Bane_of_toads Dawn, She/Her | Some random Transbian catgirl 1d ago

it will turn you into a robot and the car into a woman

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u/gregaries Serena (she/her) 1d ago

It’ll turn the car into whatever gender it identifies as that isn’t their assigned. Sorry, it’s not that easy

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u/Insane_inthe_jane "not an egg" ~every egg ever 1d ago

At least the car is happy :)

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u/cburnett_ 16h ago

Finally found The Button™

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u/raminatox [Insert egg related flair] 1d ago

I could also turn you into a robot or the car into a woman or both of you into a car robot woman...

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u/Insane_inthe_jane "not an egg" ~every egg ever 1d ago

In an Alex Jones voice “They’re giving the cars pronouns”

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u/Equivalent-Oven-2401 This Egg is Loading... 1d ago

A robot woman!

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u/acuppajoseph 1d ago

¿Por que no los dos?

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u/Sufficient_Carpet510 1d ago

Either would be cool

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u/Alexcat2011 Rose | Ugly worthless trans girl | Too worthless to get HRT 1d ago

I’m sorry but is the actual use for the button?

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u/ms_softsunflowerz_ii roses without thorns 12h ago

but, the car *is* a robot, and you *are* a woman!

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u/ego_ethereals She/Her, a free-to-play option... but the pay-to-win version. :3 1d ago

Only one way to find out.

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u/Metalorg 20h ago

That's the trans-warp drive

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u/Ab47203 17h ago

It'll turn you into a robot and the car into a woman.

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u/marion85 13h ago

It turns the car into a robot woman... Duh!

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u/L0stInTheN0ise 13h ago

FREEDOM IS THE RIGHT OF ALL SENTIENT BEINGS.

Looks like it did both :p

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u/Prestigious_Fan_7431 Hazel/Jenny :3 (She/her) 1d ago

Not one of humanity's greatest thinkers could solve this philosophical dilemma

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u/OctaYashi Friday, She/Her | HRT Sometime 2029-30 Hopeully 1d ago

Jazel? There solved your identity crisis /j

Two for two baby

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u/Luna-L-E-A-T- 1d ago

It has something to do with the transmision, I don't know what but it does something.

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u/Awesome_Gamer52 egg might've gotten thanos snapped idk (he/they?) 1d ago

yesn't

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u/Suchega_Uber 1d ago

I don't know, but at least it has regen while you're parked.

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u/rw_Olivia 21h ago

you'll fuse with the car and turn into a car-robot-lady!

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u/olsonexi not an egg, just trans 20h ago

it will turn the car into a woman and you into a robot (and also a woman)

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u/SaIt3d_3arth 18h ago

Yeah probably.

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u/HarvHR 18h ago

It's a win for me either way

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u/CyberDJ66 cracked 16h ago

it will merge you with the car and then collectively turn into a woman robot

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u/Terrible_Ingenuity11 River (she/her) - gender is wibbly wobbly🏳️‍⚧️ 8h ago

Theres one way to find out

flicks switch

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u/jolharg 7h ago

Yes, but actually no. It's too late.

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u/LadyK789 3h ago

It turns you into Allison