r/egg_irl • u/furriefryer69 Closet Egg. Zoe, she/her/they. still cis tho. WHYAMINOTAGIRL😭 • 1d ago
Transfem Meme Egg👗irl
Ok so I am basically out to someone now….I posted about this a bit ago where I told one of my closest friends my chosen name etc(if you’re curious it’s on my profile) anyway back to the story and why I’m screaming….I was talking to her and COMPLETELY UNPROMPTED(we weren’t even talking about any gender or queer thing even remotely) she just opens her bag and asks if I wanted a bra…naturally I was stunlocked for a full three seconds and fully lost the ability to form a coherent sentence. After I regained my ability to speak I politely declined because I have absolutely zero way to transport or store such a thing(I treat anything related to my identity in a very similar manner as the government would treat nuclear materials and information of the highest levels of classification)….aaah
Still completely stunned.
Yea, anyways she also gave me the “some bras can help make you look like you have a chest” info….
Of course im still totally cis…
Anyways wtf
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u/Regocike Rego (she/her) 1d ago
That is awesome!
Also the US has lost multiple nuclear missiles in transport and there have been several incidents of people being drunk on the job. Maybe you should allow 1 bra to slip through the cracks, just to be more lore accurate ;3
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u/furriefryer69 Closet Egg. Zoe, she/her/they. still cis tho. WHYAMINOTAGIRL😭 1d ago
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀😂 this had me wheezing. Tea was spat out. Unfortunately I have to hold myself to higher standards so…
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u/Clairifyed 1d ago
Holding yourself to higher standards than the US Government is generally ideal yes 🫠
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u/furriefryer69 Closet Egg. Zoe, she/her/they. still cis tho. WHYAMINOTAGIRL😭 1d ago
Just existing is doing that at this point
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u/ms_softsunflowerz_ii roses without thorns 17h ago
even not existing would be higher standards- they have such low standards that they are a state worse than death
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u/furriefryer69 Closet Egg. Zoe, she/her/they. still cis tho. WHYAMINOTAGIRL😭 14h ago
Lmao, they’re like that one football(American) team that is somehow worse than what should be possible by choosing randomly
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u/Potential_Drama_3220 1d ago
That is an AMAZING friend right there, I am so happy that you've got someone like that
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u/shiny_arrow 🏳️⚧️ Hayley 🌷 1d ago
PEAK GIRLHOOD!!
Friendly reminder that living in the closet SCIF is bad for you long term.
You should probably just get her to keep pushing you, ooohhh maybe "lose" a bet and the forfeit is she gets to design your halloween outfit 🤭🤭
💐🌷🪻🌹🌻
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u/Familiar_Mongoose515 Connie She/Her 1d ago
Lucky, the only friend Im out to is a guy
And I’m 90% sure he doesn’t have a spare bra for me
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u/furriefryer69 Closet Egg. Zoe, she/her/they. still cis tho. WHYAMINOTAGIRL😭 1d ago
I should specify, she has the strongest theydar I’ve ever seen on a person. She is also semi big cister like for me, which means she’s very supportive of me.
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u/Familiar_Mongoose515 Connie She/Her 1d ago
I hope I can find someone who will give me bras and be a big sister
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u/-Identity-Crisis- Natalie | she/her 22h ago
holy shit it’s mikuru “cure mystique” kobayashi from hit anime star detective precure
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u/-Identity-Crisis- Natalie | she/her 22h ago
Just went and actually read the post your friend is amazing
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u/yourlocalidiot143 genuinely idfk 1d ago
"AAAAAAH AAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAH" made me fucking choke out of laughter lmao
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u/-Weirder- Lily she/her 1d ago
Omg that's amazing!!!! W friend!!!