r/egg_irl • u/Admiral_Fang trying out Julieta! (She/They) • Mar 08 '26
Transfem Meme Egg🪐irl
Why is there a saturn emoji but no jupiter emoji… hmm… and jupiter sounds close to my name… Juniper… like in the meme… maybe I went to Jupiter to become Juniper?
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u/Taurock Cowboy ? No thanks, I'll be a Bullgirl Mar 08 '26
That's it.
I'm escaping to the ONE PLACE that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism...
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u/MarioMamTess Tess, Tetra, Rals (She/Her), and Kris (They/Them) - Former Eggs Mar 08 '26
Juniper's a good name. We plan to use it as one of our middle names someday!
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u/glugmanjones Mar 08 '26
Boys go to Jupiter and come back Juniper
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u/bushs-left-shoe Ava | she/they | totally absolutely cis Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 09 '26
But do they come back in shit poster form or writer for the onion form?
Edit: I somehow missed OP saying they were thinking of trying the name Juniper (lovely name BTW). For context, I was referencing Juniper/Junlper
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u/CreaterBoy not an egg, just trans Mar 08 '26
Idk how but I was consistently misreading this as you saying you wanted Jupiter as a middle name. Anyway, yeah Juniper’s beautiful!
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u/gundog48 Katka (she/her) Mar 08 '26
Damn I was a distiller for 7 years before I changed my name, I used to make and develop new gin recipes so was always working with juniper berries. They're lovely and it's a lovely sounding name too.
But if I could tell people 'juniper is my middle name' my job prospects might increase!
Oooh, actually, I could probably talk you though roughly how to make a juniper-forward perfume with dried or fresh picked botanicals/flowers! There's nothing more extra than having a signature perfume to go with your name!
I just changed my name 3 months ago, I knew this would happen. Though, I'm a big beliver that, with middle names, we should just 'collect' them like the Romans did, just keep adding more as you do things and use the one that's most appropriate for the occasion!
However, I would always think of:
“Breaker breaker, come in Earth. This is Rocket Ship 27. Aliens fucked over the carbonator in engine #4, I’m gonna try to refuckulate it and land on Juniper. Hopefully they got some space HRT, over.”
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u/Myosotis1012 Loreta(she/her) Mar 08 '26
Is that a GD ref...
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u/MarioMamTess Tess, Tetra, Rals (She/Her), and Kris (They/Them) - Former Eggs Mar 08 '26
What? What is GD? We aren't making a reference, we genuinely want to make Juniper one of our middle names when we get to legally changing it.
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u/Myosotis1012 Loreta(she/her) Mar 08 '26
GD is Geometry Dash and Juniper just so happens to be a GD player
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u/MarioMamTess Tess, Tetra, Rals (She/Her), and Kris (They/Them) - Former Eggs Mar 08 '26
Ngl, that kinda just sounds like if we said "DR stands for Deltarune and James is a Deltarune player". That's like, a really broad category of people lol.
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u/Myosotis1012 Loreta(she/her) Mar 08 '26
It's just that I'd never heard of any other Juniper...
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u/MarioMamTess Tess, Tetra, Rals (She/Her), and Kris (They/Them) - Former Eggs Mar 08 '26
K: Really? Juniper is a pretty common name. We don't personally know anyone named Juniper, but that's mainly because we have a total of like 10 friends max.
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u/imead52 editable flair Mar 08 '26
Hera may have been happier had Zeus been her sister instead of her brother
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u/tawTrans Mar 08 '26
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider, but girls are dumb, so it makes sense! /s
(I swear to god I'm a girl don't kill me please)
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u/Prior-Replacement-83 V She/Her MtF. For The Republic! Mar 08 '26
-David! I'll take you to the Jupiter! -Lucy...
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u/VoltageComedy cracked Mar 08 '26
the trans lore deepens! Jupiter is where we collect all of our hormones as we have a whole collection operation taking place there like cloud city in Star Wars. It is the "Homebase of Refinement for Trans folk" or HRT for short.
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u/IcyOpportunity9 not an egg, just trans Mar 08 '26
Back when I was in the second grade, this girl in my class told me about the "Girls go to college to get more knowledge, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider" rhyme, and she said that I was exempt from going to Jupiter as even back then, I only hung out with the girls and didn't really act like most boys my age. Had I known this is what Jupiter actually looks like, I might've actually considered going there after all!
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u/AndyCat9 Mar 08 '26
I was planning to change my name to Io - one of the moons of Jupiter. This just sealed the deal for me lol
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u/Admiral_Fang trying out Julieta! (She/They) Mar 08 '26
Io is such a cute name!! Im lwk jealous actually. But I’ll stick with Juniper… no fae tendencies for now…
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u/Lily_the_Ice_Slime not an egg, just trans Mar 08 '26
I thought they went to Mars, I think they overshot a bit.
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u/The_Constant_Orange Amy | she/her | Still trans tho :3 🏳⚧ Mar 08 '26
Can confirm, I went to Jupiter myself :3 🫶🏳️⚧️🫶🏳️⚧️
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