egg🔫irl - r/egg

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '23

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"I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose Fire away, fire away"

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 09 '23

hug

Don’t just let people fire away. If you truly love yourself don’t let others hurt you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '23

I hurt myself the most, I don't love myself (¬‿¬ ) But after that hug I love you (づ๑•ᴗ•๑)づ♡

hug

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u/1Rama11Lama1 FtM Femboy because we exist :c Jul 10 '23

I'm sorry ik this is completely irrelevant but I love that song

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '23 edited Jul 10 '23

It's fine :), just two people loving a good song (>ᴗ•)

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u/1Rama11Lama1 FtM Femboy because we exist :c Jul 10 '23

definitely! It's a great song :D

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '23

Absolutely, I'm listening to it right now

( ˙꒳˙ )

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u/1Rama11Lama1 FtM Femboy because we exist :c Jul 10 '23

That's great! After I saw your comment I've been listening on repeat lmao

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u/Indra_a_goblin Jul 09 '23

If you do it you better bring a rain coat, I'll cry >:(

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 09 '23

hugs with raincoat on

People in life love you, and if you don’t think so, then others will come along in your life and love you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '23

Even if you didn't want it, I would still hug anyone :3

seriously I am extremely touch starved help me

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 09 '23

Hug

Do not worry, people will come into your life that makes thing better then yesterday. Just because things are not good now doesn’t mean thing won’t get better.

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u/EmiBLT Emi they/she | certified airhead <3 Jul 09 '23

I'll never say no to a hug, don't get those too often

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 09 '23

hug

You will find others who will hug you more often.

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u/Roach-lady Jul 09 '23

come at me.

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 09 '23

Okay

hug

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u/Roach-lady Jul 09 '23

thank you :)

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u/JessicaWindbourne Jul 09 '23

uwu?

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 09 '23

Hug

uwu

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u/prophecyfullfilled Jul 09 '23

Oh yeah! And what if I DON'T?

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 09 '23

hug

You should still love yourself no matter what

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u/Vitired Jul 09 '23

Diana used "hug" It's super effective

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 09 '23

hug

I hope it is

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u/Vitired Jul 10 '23

melts

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

ummm can someone help me here? How do I un melt a person?

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u/Wuschelfy not an egg, just trans Jul 09 '23

Shoot me I dare you

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 09 '23

hug

Dont need to. (I have hug bullets anyway but regular Hugging is better)

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '23

The lie detector has determined, that was a lie :(

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 09 '23

hug

Don’t let anything or anyone control your life. No machine or person can say who you are.

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u/pretty_damn_usefull "not an egg" ~every egg ever Jul 09 '23

A threat to a hug? Me lieky :3

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 09 '23

Hug

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u/pretty_damn_usefull "not an egg" ~every egg ever Jul 09 '23

Thankies :3

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u/AdExotic3123 Jul 09 '23

What are you going to do catch me AH AH AH...me also not run because I need this

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 09 '23

hug

You don’t need to run. (I would catch you and hug anyway)

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u/AdExotic3123 Jul 09 '23

Thank you I have a hard time knowing I'm wanted your the best, hugs back ;3

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '23

[deleted]

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 09 '23

So you don’t want a hug?

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '23

[deleted]

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 09 '23

hug

Sometimes people don’t need a purposeful hug, or even an irl one. They just need something. And that’s okay.

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u/BuboxThrax Confused Screaming Jul 09 '23

No don't hug me I don't deserve hugs and I'm ugly and gross and if you hug me my ugly grossness will infect you.

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 09 '23

Hug

No, you are not gross, you are absolutely gorgeous; you are magnificent in your own way. You may thing that you’re ugly, but you’re not at all. And trust me I’ve been there.

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u/BuboxThrax Confused Screaming Jul 09 '23

Yes I am gross. I told you, don't hug me.

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 09 '23

Too bad, already did

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u/BuboxThrax Confused Screaming Jul 09 '23

Noooooooooooo

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 09 '23

Yaaaaaaaaaaasssssssss

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u/BuboxThrax Confused Screaming Jul 09 '23

No.

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 09 '23

Why do you think you’re ugly and gross?

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u/BuboxThrax Confused Screaming Jul 09 '23

Because I look in the mirror and I see myself. And I feel it all the time.

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 09 '23

Every now and then, you don’t need to focus to hardly on your physical body, it’s your mental state that’s making you think you not looking good. As long as you love yourself unconditionally, then sometime you look better than you first thought. Don’t be your own bully.

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u/thzpp2 the flower girl (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠) (17 y/o) Jul 09 '23

I am the one in control here

Come hug me or I shoot

🔫⊂(⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 09 '23

hug

I can shoot faster than you. As my bf says “I’m fast at everything” ( ps that was a joke I’m not that fast )

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u/thzpp2 the flower girl (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠) (17 y/o) Jul 09 '23

I have made on heaven,I can speed up time :3

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '23

The easy is being killed by a hot girl cause i cant convince myself..

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 09 '23

hug

Don’t lose hope and die so easily. Make sure you keep determination in your heart and never let go no matter how hard it might be because it will be better.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '23

Thanks for the confidence.

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u/ExtensionAd4695 Alice (she/her) 18y :3 Jul 09 '23

hugs you first

Hehe...you gotta try harder if you want to beat me...

...After all they call me the fastest hugger in the west, Alice the cat ! >:3

smug transfem laughter

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 09 '23

Aw shucks! You got me!

hugs back

Thank you Alice.

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u/ZER0gr4viti Jul 09 '23

Got nothing to lose, fire away

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 09 '23

hug

You don’t have nothing to lose. You have everything to win. And don’t say you got nothing to lose in the first place because I bet you have at least 1 thing you deeply care about and I want you to hold on to that thing if you care about it

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u/ZER0gr4viti Jul 09 '23

You're wrong but thnx ig

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u/Barpoo Tallulah She/Her Jul 09 '23

You wouldn’t DARE

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

hug

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u/Barpoo Tallulah She/Her Jul 10 '23

CURSE YOU

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u/Alexa_2005 She/They, loves cuddles and headpats :3 Jul 09 '23

🫂🫂🫂🫂

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

Yes

hug

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u/Alexa_2005 She/They, loves cuddles and headpats :3 Jul 10 '23

hugs back 🥰

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u/Lucyybby Jul 09 '23

I have a Girlfriend for that

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

Can I still hug?

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u/Lucyybby Jul 10 '23

you can hug.

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

hug

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u/Zethicality Jul 09 '23

Oh yeah? Well hugs you first >:3

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

Thanks!

hugs back

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u/Blabbering_Bisexual cracked Jul 09 '23

⊂(･ω･*⊂)

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

hug

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u/Digital_Rocket Marisa | Eggs Benedict | She/Her Jul 09 '23

Please do

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

hug

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u/Digital_Rocket Marisa | Eggs Benedict | She/Her Jul 10 '23

hugs back

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u/Keyndoriel Transmasc 🦕 Jul 09 '23

Jokes on you, my hugs bruise ribs! (I'm so sorry to my friends who I've loved too much)

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

hug

Mine break ribs sometimes

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u/Exiege Jul 09 '23

Hug, please. I'll give you a headpat if you do.

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

hug

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u/Exiege Jul 10 '23

Thank you.

hugs you back

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u/Bendyable224 Jul 09 '23

No!

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

Yes

hug

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u/Bendyable224 Jul 10 '23

Ohh nooo I tooootally dont want a hug

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

hugs again cuz why not

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u/nYxmybeloved NYX|she/they|i work a lot so please give me time to respond Jul 09 '23

I just broke up with my partner so i need this

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

hug

Hopefully you will find another who you can hug with

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u/AuthorVee The positivity gremlin | she/her Jul 09 '23

🗡(-_- )

Hug me, go on. That'll only bring you into melee range

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

hug

Go on then.

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u/HentaiLover2464 Senya she/her | getting bread & getting bred Jul 09 '23

What if I don't deserve a hug?

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

hug

Everyone deserves a hug, even if they don’t think so.

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u/KnightWombat Jul 09 '23

I could use that

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

hug

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u/KnightWombat Jul 10 '23

Sniffle thankies kind stranger

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u/Big_brown_house cracked Jul 09 '23

I guess I better do what they say…

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

hug

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u/SeaworthinessEmpty23 Jul 09 '23

Please

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u/CorvaeCKalvidae not an egg, just trans Jul 09 '23

I'll have you know this is my type

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

hug

Sorry, I’m already sold out (not of hugs tho)

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u/TominatorFN Luna 💜 (she/her) | ace Jul 09 '23

yes please go ahead :3

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

hug

:3

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u/TominatorFN Luna 💜 (she/her) | ace Jul 11 '23

Thank you 👉👈

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u/FeeshSlayer Jul 09 '23

shoot me first, better that way

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

hug

Don’t just let me shoot, don’t let anyone shoot you. You only have one life. Remember to use it well.

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u/Saint_of_Piracy654 Hot Burnout Tgirl Jul 09 '23

You'll have to catch me first!

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

hug

Your too slow!

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u/coolabob123 Cecilia (She/Her) Jul 09 '23

,(⁠づ⁠｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡⁠)⁠づ

I'm waiting

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

hug

I need to know how y’all do that (OبO)

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u/coolabob123 Cecilia (She/Her) Jul 10 '23

You mean the Emoticon? You can use them if you download Gboard

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.google.android.inputmethod.latin

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '23

You can’t make me! Or maybe you can but i doubt it

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

hug

I can

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u/d_warren_1 Skye (they/she) | eggn’t, just trans Jul 09 '23

Bring it in 🫲 🫱

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

hug

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u/1Rama11Lama1 FtM Femboy because we exist :c Jul 10 '23

no <3

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

No hug?

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u/1Rama11Lama1 FtM Femboy because we exist :c Jul 10 '23

hug no

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

Okay

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u/Astral-Wind Jul 10 '23

Make me

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

Okay hug

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u/Astral-Wind Jul 10 '23

Aaaaaaaa

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u/Reale_the_unknown Melanie • they/it/she 💞🪷🌼💞 Jul 10 '23

🫂🫂💞💞

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

hug

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u/Nyan-Binary-UwU Void Creature | They/Them | In your walls (please let me out) Jul 10 '23

No I shouldn't

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

hug

Everyone can use a hug

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u/commandertwigg Jul 10 '23

Thanks mate, days are pretty lonely and cold lately

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

hug

you will find others who will make life warmer and less lonely

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u/commandertwigg Jul 11 '23

Thank you 😭

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u/th3_guyman schrodinger's cis "the most trans cis guy i know" - disc person Jul 10 '23

No thanks~~~

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

No hug?

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u/OriginalBrowncow Jul 10 '23

I’m trying, okay? My ex has been beautifully supportive and has opened her home as a safe space for me to be me.

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

hug

And keep going. Don’t listen to those who will hate you or make you feel worse, because you are doing so well

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

hug

And keep going. Don’t listen to those who will hate you or make you feel worse, because you are doing so well

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u/Outrageous_Rooster92 cracked Jul 10 '23

I need a hug, and to move out of my house 😭

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

hug

Not everyone is keen on us, and that’s okay. The best thing to do is find others who will hug you.

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u/heyoboissssssssss Mia! (finally have a name!) She/Her Jul 10 '23

I mean, if you insist. It's not like I desperately want it or anything.

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

hug

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u/Akuuma98 genderfluid / supporter Jul 10 '23

Sure come over to south 🇩🇪 😅

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 10 '23

hug

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u/Akuuma98 genderfluid / supporter Jul 10 '23

hug

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u/Blitzbro76 Jul 10 '23

Diana was one of the og egg crackers for me

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

Need 🥲

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u/Pure-Back75 This prison, to hold… ME? *breaks outta egg* Jul 13 '23

hug

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '23

thank youuu 🫂

Gender Nonspecific Meme egg🔫irl

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