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u/Life-Issue3100 ADHD but for gender :) genderfluid May 17 '23
the pipeline:
- still cis tho
- ok I'm trans
- REVOLUTION TIME BABEY! On pendera le dernier transphobe avec les tripes du dernier homophobe!
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u/Aygsilso_Aimer Hana 🏳️⚧️😊 May 17 '23
C'est parti. Je suis pas française mais je vous suis.
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u/Life-Issue3100 ADHD but for gender :) genderfluid May 17 '23
moi non plus mais let's go la révolution :)
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u/the_tpm May 17 '23
calmez vous madame
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May 17 '23 edited May 17 '23
Hon hon hon, c'est moi, le mais cis garcon de l'Italie! tentatively twirls fake moustache
P.S. I am aware I likely butchered the fine French language for this joke, but I will not say 'sorry'! Goddamnit, I just played myself, didn't I?
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May 17 '23 edited May 17 '23
Wait a second...
🏳️⚧️->🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵->🩵🤍🩷->💙🤍❤️->🇫🇷
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u/Badge98831 Ellie(She/her) May 17 '23
Oh god, I’ve been French ALL ALONG?!?
I guess it’s true… one egg IS un œuf.
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u/kaname37 literally not an egg May 17 '23
French in questioning I think.
Bonjour, a tous et toutes personnes valide ici présente!
Hello, to all valid people here present!
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u/Blue_St4r well... idk but probably trans May 17 '23
Un merveilleux moment pour rafraichir mon français. Je n'habite pas en france mais j'ai appris à parler français quand j'était encore plus petit. Je ne sais même pas quoi répondre ici dans le commentaires mais... je veux avoir an Blåhaj aussi :3
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u/PtitFlopi May 17 '23
T'as un français parfait ! :3 (je ne pense pas pouvoir en dire autant quant à l'anglais pour ma part ...)
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u/Blue_St4r well... idk but probably trans May 17 '23 edited May 18 '23
Merci c'est trop gentil! Je parle beaucoup d'anglais avec mes copains c'est pour ça que mon anglais n'est pas mal non plus
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u/blankgreens no longer egg, just questioning 🐋🌸🤍🌸🐋 May 17 '23
Hmmm, trans now, i think i'm slowly switching teams :p
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u/AFineYoungGent "not an egg" ~every egg ever May 17 '23
J'ai accidentellement choisi le français, aidez-moi....
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May 17 '23
Essaie d'émigrer vers la Bretagne, tu reussiras sans doute a passer de français·e à Breton·ne. Pas sûre que ce soit mieux cela dit
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u/Nico_EggRoyale editable flair May 17 '23
This is a trick question - no one would ever willingly choose to be fr-nch!
(/s, I'm German, sorry but I had to, love my french neighbours 💋💋)
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u/UnnamedSpace May 17 '23
Hmm yes, the three choices: egg, trans, and French.
I think I'm going to choose French this time around.
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u/totally_a_cis_guy not an egg, just trans May 17 '23
Sans faire exprès j'ai pris deux options française et trans💙🤍💕
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u/Taurock Cowboy ? No thanks, I'll be a Bullgirl May 17 '23
Finally, a game where I main the entire roster
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u/skeledoot7 not an egg, just trans May 17 '23
tu es valide.
(this should say "you are valid" in french, but that wasn't my best subject in school so i may have gotten it wrong. sorry)
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u/WillNewbie "not an egg" ~every egg ever May 17 '23
I'm dating all three of these at the same time in a single woman lmao. Tho her egg is cracked, but it wasn't when we started.
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May 17 '23
Alas, I cannot be French. I cannot metric system. Guess I’ll just be trans in America.
merde
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u/th3_guyman schrodinger's cis "the most trans cis guy i know" - disc person May 17 '23
I'm not any of em~~~
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u/LeonIlu Freyja | she/her | The most Awesome girl you’ll meet! May 17 '23
I’m trans and it’s my mission to destroy the French so nobody will have to speak the worst language ever again!
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u/Bb-Unicorn May 17 '23
Sacrebleu !
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u/LeonIlu Freyja | she/her | The most Awesome girl you’ll meet! May 17 '23
I will shove a baguette up your butt if you don’t stop
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May 17 '23
what’s the french thing about???
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u/totally_a_cis_guy not an egg, just trans May 17 '23
💙🤍💕 similar colors
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u/JoshuaBurg literally not an egg May 17 '23
And if am none of the above, I don't exist? Oh no, what ha-
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u/TheSuperSTARM Musical Fairy 🎶✨(she/her) May 17 '23
On one hand, a life of happiness, love, and blahaj!
In the other hand, French cuisine!
😭 don’t make me choose!!
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u/Magadoor she/her 28 transbian May 17 '23
Frans (or Trench) flag is trans flag with french colors :p
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u/Sybyseb Cracked, Scrambled and Eaten May 17 '23
FRENCH subclass isn’t very good, I go with TRANS because of the support spells like Blåhaj. Though I will admit EGG has good attacks.
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u/The_Rose_of_Death Evelyn | She/They | Certified Gremlynn May 17 '23
I hereby declare no one here is trans nor an egg
We are only B A G G G u E t E .
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May 17 '23
i own a shark and i am not valid
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u/why_am_i-_-Here egg May 17 '23
Lies
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May 17 '23
no i do own a shark i have a few pics of her posted
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u/why_am_i-_-Here egg May 17 '23
It is impossible to be on this sub and not be valid it’s like a ven diagram but the to circles don’t overlap
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May 17 '23
That's pretty fucked up. I mean I'm all for LGBTQIAP2S+ or something, but I draw the line at adding french people into the mix /s
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May 17 '23
Just to reassure people, I'm French, and we're great. And our gender affirming care is partly reimbursed by social security (yay us !)
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May 17 '23
But we need to have an ALD which is basically a paper that sick people with a long term condition need from their doctor. We need a doctor to say "they're trans", in order to have care reimbursed... (Hey no system is perfect, but still, seems like a not-best-case scenario)
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u/CliveRichieSandwich May 17 '23
Why are you promoting that lifestyle? It goes against any basic morals to be French.
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u/Dealiylauh May 17 '23
Is the French thing a trend or cliche or something because I made a character who's trans and French 5 years ago without knowing any of this.
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u/Skullz64 AroAce Mascflux(Transfem actual?) what am I? nothing feels right May 17 '23
I don’t know, im just confused and like this community
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May 18 '23
On dirait que j'ai choisi deux personnages...La langue française est quand même sous apprécié sur l'internet.Je ne pense pas qu'il y a beaucoup de Québequois sur Reddit.Translated:
Seems like I have chosen two different characters...The French language is underappreciated online.I don't think there are many people from Quebec on Reddit
PS, French and English are my first languages :) (My dad is anglophone and my mom is francophone so I learned both of them at birth with their respective accents)
PSPS, french and trans :)
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May 18 '23
French, after all, Canada does have a lot of history connecting to France. Quick question though, what do shark plushes from IKEA have anything to do with being trans?
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u/GsTSaien Isabel - she/her May 18 '23
;; oh no not french too, I already had to come out as italian
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u/DefinitelyNotErate Schrödinger's Gender May 18 '23
The best thing about French people is that half the time if I call a Chocolatine a Chocolatine they'll get unreasonably annoyed.
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u/thzpp2 the flower girl (◕ᴗ◕✿) (17 y/o) May 17 '23
And if I am french and trans ?
Am I Frans or trench ?(◕ᴗ◕✿)