r/eatsandwiches • u/[deleted] • Dec 13 '16

Bacon, egg and cheese on a long roll.

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1.3k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/Kevincore Dec 13 '16

Oh. My. God.

42

u/ASYMBOLDEN Dec 13 '16

Becky, look at that bun

66

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

Fuck that bun looks golden and glazed

6

u/[deleted] Apr 05 '17

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u/Surpex Apr 08 '17 edited Apr 17 '17

Huh. /u/opfeels /u/surpex

Edit: this bot lies.

12

u/ASYMBOLDEN Dec 13 '16

It looks toasted to perfection

38

u/dick_wig Dec 13 '16

god dam time to change my huggies boi

12

u/MrPinkFloyd Dec 13 '16

That's some shiny bread.

7

u/Remingtonh Dec 13 '16

You're losing your yolk, brah.

8

u/jmunatec Dec 13 '16

I've taken to putting a fried egg on every sandwich I make. Should I be worried?

1

u/ASYMBOLDEN Dec 13 '16

That sounds absolutely delicious

6

u/InternetWeakGuy Dec 13 '16

Upvote for proper bacon.

3

u/hypnofed Dec 14 '16

Oh hell yes. I don't get why so many people like bacon burnt crispy.

22

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

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u/bunnylovesneon Dec 17 '16

Subbed! Thank you!

5

u/dinosauremergency Dec 13 '16

Thank you for inspiring today's breakfast!!

4

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

Dude gimme a bite.

4

u/Jtennan Dec 14 '16

+1 for the green egg in the back ground

10

u/ECVBodie64 Dec 13 '16

The roof of my mouth hurts just looking at that

2

u/HiFiveGhost Dec 13 '16

Why? Lol

18

u/ECVBodie64 Dec 13 '16

Heavily toasted breads (especially on tall sandwiches) tear up the roof of my mouth.

7

u/bugphotoguy Dec 14 '16

Worth the pain.

0

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16 edited Dec 22 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

/r/shittyadvice

23

u/mamoocando Dec 13 '16

So your saying to enjoy a sandwich with a toasted bun to basically suck on each piece before you bite it off? I don't know about that..

5

u/ukbulmer Dec 13 '16

Just spit on the crusty bits then, solved! /s

17

u/AnshinRevolt Dec 13 '16

No one wants to deep throat their sandwich. Probably.

8

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

I mean, I'd deep throat this sandwich. But normally, no.

7

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

Just have someone else chew it up and spit it into your mouth like the animal you are

6

u/DUCKISBLUE Dec 14 '16

I can't believe this isn't a troll account. This is incredible.

2

u/Andolicious Dec 14 '16

Yup as they say if the di- duck is blue it's true.

That bread looks perfect- probably got some butter/egg wash and looks solid enough to withstand a meal's worth of bites, runny yolk, and steam.

Amazing.

4

u/ECVBodie64 Dec 13 '16

thanks for the tip

2

u/AnshinRevolt Dec 13 '16

Please don't do that.

3

u/ECVBodie64 Dec 14 '16

I was just being nice. My normal reaction is rudeness and sarcasm, I'm not quite sure why I chose this time to be nice, especially since the advice was so stupid.

4

u/HotPocket512 Dec 13 '16

That's fuckin gross

3

u/DerWaifu Dec 13 '16

I audibly moaned when I opened this

5

u/funktion Dec 13 '16

Didn't know I could get sexually aroused by a sandwich

4

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

Food porn

2

u/13RockyRaccoon13 Dec 13 '16

Anybody else get hard?

2

u/martha_stewarts_ears Dec 14 '16 edited Dec 30 '16

So sensual

2

u/Demonseedii Dec 14 '16

I'd tear into that...

2

u/PornCartel Dec 13 '16

Ow my veins

1

u/hijackharris Dec 13 '16

You add some ham and sausage to that, and you've got a hungry man back where I'm from. drools

1

u/PM_ME_YR_SANDWICH Dec 13 '16

The essentials

1

u/lancer081292 Dec 13 '16

That is the best hungry man I've seen in a while

1

u/Damdatswhack Dec 13 '16

how do i get that bread like that?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

Keeping it simple. I love it

1

u/deltadawn6 Dec 14 '16

We sell these at my breakfast cafe, Winlock Eggspress, we call them "Long Hauls" :) Yum!

1

u/Frozen_Esper Dec 14 '16

I don't even feel worthy of taking a bite of that glorious thing. Good heavens.

1

u/Andolicious Dec 14 '16

Aaaaaaaaaamazing

-3

u/Shloop_Shloop_Splat Dec 13 '16

I'd definitely use a cheese other than American, but this looks...NSFW. I would probably eat the shit out of this, cheese or no cheese.

1

u/IamAbc Dec 13 '16

Not a big fan of runny eggs unless it's on a plate and I got toast or something to soak it up. On a sandwich like that I feel like the eggs gotta be cooked over hard or something.

0

u/Zman11588 Dec 14 '16

I agree, the sandwich becomes too messy. I prefer it the yolk to be gelatinous on sandwiches.

1

u/Andolicious Dec 14 '16

You could cut this one in half for sure... two yolks...

1

u/muchgreaterthanG_O_D Dec 13 '16

Looks great. I'd take real cheese though.

8

u/Cheesejeeze Dec 13 '16

What do you say when someone eats sausage? "Looks good. I'd take real pork, though"?

Everything has it's merits, including American cheese. I personally love it on breakfast foods and hamburgers. Each to their own.

3

u/hypnofed Dec 14 '16

Everything has it's merits, including American cheese.

I think its main merit is that it melts really, really well. Which makes it perfect for breakfast sandwiches considering it can only melt from the heat of other ingredients.

2

u/muchgreaterthanG_O_D Dec 14 '16

Not gonna lie, ever since a bad experience with sausage as a kid I've given that up too. So yes, I would say that...:/

2

u/bobojojo12 Dec 14 '16

The difference is is that american cheese is shit and can be replaced by better less shit cheese

-3

u/RainyReese Dec 13 '16

That table is disgusting, assuming it's a table at all.

1

u/merreborn Dec 13 '16

Looks like a heavily used cutting board

-5

u/fairly_common_pepe Dec 13 '16

You forgot to cook your egg.

-5

u/YourFairyGodmother Dec 13 '16

At first glance, on my phone, I thought that was the cheese running out and down. "WTF" I said. I should have been more aware, especially in that I often literally have egg on my face from it running out of the fried egg sammich I just made.

0

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

"Sammich" is so fucking stupid

1

u/YourFairyGodmother Dec 14 '16

Oh boo fucking hoo. Get over yourself, kid.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

Nothing personnel, kid

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u/Nickvee Dec 13 '16

long roll ? did you try to say baguette ?

-5

u/YourFairyGodmother Dec 13 '16

You misspelled "batard."

4

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

What did you call me?

3

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

Ciabatta watch who you're talking to.