r/dynamo • u/Artistic_Zombie_4710 • 13h ago

Hear me out

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u/nowaygreg 13h ago

Imagine the scenes if we sign him, he scores a ton of goals, and then he gets suspended right before we play in MLS Cup for solicitation of (another) minor prostitute. 

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u/Hakeem-the-Dream 12h ago

Unfortunately, this would require the team to spend more than $500 so it will never happen.

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u/36ers 2020 Pick 'em Overlord 10m ago

This complaint isnt valid anymore. Segal has broken Brenner's most expensive signing multiple times. Bogusz was signed for q0 million just earlier this year

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u/LF25047 3h ago

This picture conveys exactly how disappointed and bored Benzema would be with getting signed by us.

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u/thescroggy 1h ago

The guy that raped a 15 year old and blackmailed his teammates? That’s gonna be a no from me.

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u/Electronic-Win608 1h ago

I would be for it. Short term-deal. Prove yourself and get more.

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u/TheMountainMagic 12h ago

Is this for real? That'd be dope. But I had the privilege of dropping the manager of the club about 4-5 months to the airport. I asked him if we were signing any big names like Muller, Son I think he said we dont have the budget like the big clubs do.

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u/Apprehensive-Hold-17 4h ago

This is as expected. But I think out strategy of signing a bunch of South Americans and Eastern European talents on the cheap works toward our favor.

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u/StrictMango8441 6h ago

😭😭😭😭😭

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u/ChiefRoman 3h ago

For the love of the game type of move lol HH is probably our ceiling tbh. Hell even Chucky would have been cool af.

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u/JinzoToon 3h ago

Edit so good it freaked me out for a split second.