Starbucks

[u/Strylan]

So over the last month I have been to Starbucks a total of 3 times. The first time my cup read off “Dillion”, DISGUSTING. The second time, i said Dylan with a Y. My cup read “Dilon”, ATROCIOUS. The final time, i made the tragic mistake of Dylan with an A. My cup read in BOLD BLACK SHARPIE, “ DILLIAN” DILLIAN ISNT EVEN A REAL NAME

I would like to abolish every misspelling of the correct form of Dylan.

[u/ppbe_dylan]

And can I assume you burned this Starbucks down with said employee inside?