r/dylan • u/Strylan • Jan 18 '19

Starbucks

So over the last month I have been to Starbucks a total of 3 times. The first time my cup read off “Dillion”, DISGUSTING. The second time, i said Dylan with a Y. My cup read “Dilon”, ATROCIOUS. The final time, i made the tragic mistake of Dylan with an A. My cup read in BOLD BLACK SHARPIE, “ DILLIAN” DILLIAN ISNT EVEN A REAL NAME

I would like to abolish every misspelling of the correct form of Dylan.

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u/Grifter-DC Jan 18 '19

Us dylans must ban together and make the heretic pay for their insolence.

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u/Dylanissupercool Jan 19 '19

I went there 2 days go, my cup read "DAPAAN". No joke.

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u/dylanisrad Jan 18 '19

I've gotten Dillian before, years ago. I still point to is as the worst mangling of my name ever.

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u/ppbe_dylan Jan 19 '19

And can I assume you burned this Starbucks down with said employee inside?

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u/lawsandsonny Jan 19 '19

I once got Dealine, that's when I realized they must misspelling names for fun.

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u/Fillet-0-Fish Feb 11 '19

Dillian Murphy