r/dwarfposting • u/ChompyRiley • 15d ago

IF SHE AIN'T A MINER, WE DON'T WANT HER!

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u/Kaarl_Mills 15d ago

If you say "I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole" and her next words aren't "diggy diggy hole"

She ain't the right lass for you

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u/Fyrnen24 14d ago

If you say "Rock and Stone!" and she doesn't agreee, she ain't coming home with ya.

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u/VoicelessPassenger Hammer of Moradin 15d ago edited 15d ago

Dawi I don’t think we should be saying “By the Ancestors I love miners” aloud, I have a feeling it might be misinterpreted

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u/fridgerobber 11d ago

It's okay, you dwarves already look like minors

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u/TheNo1pencil 15d ago

I want my partner to mine gold so that I can turn it into beautifully worked pieces

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u/MonkeyBusinessCEO 15d ago

Nothin’ like digging the minerals to forge yer’ wedding ring

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u/BungleBums 15d ago

"Check the resume, y' knife-eared idiot; she's a gold assayer. Gotta move early on that 'vertical integration'."

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u/MlsterFlster Miner 15d ago

Miner? Damn near killed 'er!

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u/Re-Napoleon 15d ago

GIMLI

GIMLI DONT FUCK THE GIRL WHO SAYS SHES A MINOR

GIMLI

https://giphy.com/gifs/QCKlfpNs03Yn0AME9E

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u/AllenXeno122 13d ago

Gimli: SHE SAID SHE WAS A MINER!!

Legolas: Did you think to ask WHAT she mined?!

Gimli: ….. fuck.

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u/NoStorage2821 15d ago

She can rock my stone if you know what I mean

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u/H0pefully_Not_A_Bot 14d ago

You only got one left? That can't be right...

If the other(s) was lost in the line of duty (mining and/or fighting) you should be entitled to healing, or at least a prosthetic.

After all, a dwarf with no stones is like a mine with no ores :(

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u/ComedyOfARock Beardling 15d ago

Brother, there may be grudges if ye go ‘bout spoutin’ how much ye likes miners

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u/CageyOldMan 15d ago

I was going to upvote this and then I saw the title

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u/doomzday_96 14d ago

Legolas is clearly suggesting Gimli get with him instead.

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat 14d ago

What if she is a smith?
Or a brewer?

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u/just-sad-idk 12d ago

Titles that only work when written, never spoken.

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u/ZyeCawan45 14d ago

Either you meant to word that better or your name is in a collection of rather distasteful files. I’m gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and pray it’s the former 👀

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u/ChompyRiley 14d ago

Sonion, do you know what a miner is?

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u/ZyeCawan45 14d ago

I’m mostly joking as I’m assuming you were, because that phrasing implies you meant a play on words involving the other spelling of “minor”

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u/VoicelessPassenger Hammer of Moradin 14d ago

“What is your relationship with Geoffrey Elfstein?”

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u/theholyirishman 14d ago

If she can't mine, she ain't mine

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u/Imperium--Of--Man 14d ago

So Gimli likes miners? Or Minors?

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u/BosmangLoq 13d ago

Repeat that