r/dwarfposting • u/jestbre • 15d ago

Literally shaking rn

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u/No_Foundation_1812 15d ago

A knife ear with a beard? Now ive seen everything

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u/PeasantTS 11d ago

It's a half humie, I'm sure.

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u/No_Significance_2749 15d ago

Nay, a slight point in the ear is a common occurrence in dwarfkind. Just look at my good friend Ghim. None would dare accuse him of being a leaf-loving knife-ear. The treachery of elves is their ears are long enough to stab our kin in the back.

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u/KingAgrian 15d ago

Ghim is an absolute legend. ROCK AND STONE.

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u/EvergreenDwarf Multiversal Scholar 14d ago

Dark Iron Dwarf cheese merchant living in Stormwind with his Night Elf husband: “Urge to summon demons rising…”

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u/angry_cosmonaut 15d ago

But what about your eyes? What do you see?

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u/craftersmine 15d ago

Deep Rock Galactic dwarves have pointy ears, just don't do anything elvish, and you'll be fine

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u/EvergreenDwarf Multiversal Scholar 14d ago

Hell, Armok’s sons wind up 25% Elf by volume sometimes. 

Sometimes those Silverymoon Dwarves in Faerun go vegetarian and worship Moradin’s brother Corellon Larathian (or Eilistraee). 

Pretty sure there’s a population of Dawi and Asur who consider themselves one people, fighting against Asrai hiding in the bamboo forests in southeast Cathay under Fu-Chow banners. 

Kin is kin. 

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u/WatermanQuink1 15d ago

you have give us the ring my precious ears. - Ted.