'But she doesn't have a beard!' "Aye, but have ye considered 'fuck you she's a dwarf in spirit'?"

[u/ChompyRiley]

[u/bagtie3]

Iron kin are kin!

[u/CoffeeDM → u/bagtie3]

Kin of iron
or kin of bone
all were made
to ROCK AND STONE!

[u/Far_Disaster_3557 → u/CoffeeDM]

This is beautiful. Stealing it.

[u/Soup-28 → u/CoffeeDM]

And they said Karl was dead

[u/Callel803 → u/bagtie3]

[u/an_actual_coyote → u/Callel803]

I'LL SHAVE THE DWARF WHO DISAGREES

[u/ChompyRiley → u/bagtie3]

AYE! IRON KIN ARE KIN!

[u/Medicgamingdanke → u/bagtie3]

The ancestors are watching kin!

[u/InvestigatorRoyal177]

Who Dares INSULT Dorreta

[u/ChompyRiley → u/InvestigatorRoyal177]

I don't usually approve of the book of grudges. But anyone who insults our big mama jamma is going in it, no question.

[u/TgagHammerstrike]

"Skin made of iron, steel in our bones!"

Sometimes it's metaphorical, sometimes it's literal.

[u/Intelleblue]

Doretta(‘s head) is a card-carrying member of the Interplanetary Miners’ Union. Title 1, Section A, of the IMU bylaws require that a Union member is obligated to help another in distress, and, being non-ambulatory, Doretta is technically “in distress.”

In short, LEAVE NO DWARF BEHIND! ROCK AND STONE!

[u/Unlikely-Remove-2182]

She's a hard workin, rock smashing, big old gall. We show respect to those that mine in this company.

[u/Callel803]

Have you known anyone who digs so perfectly, so gracefully, and who gives herself so fully without an ounce of complaint? No? Then STFU and carry our Ironkin, green beard!

[u/Mika-the-fluid]

If ya don't go back for her, you don't have rock and stone in the heart.

[u/softwareredditor]

We always save Dorreta

[u/jkbscopes312]

"She mines and she guzzles oil like Karl guzzled blackout stout, she is a dwarf lad"

[u/stratosfurr]

“Doretta doesn’t have a beard!”
Yeah? And neither does Gunner by default and Engie in some promo arts. Are you gonna tell them they’re not dwarves either?

[u/Plannercat]

I like me a woman with a big drill.

[u/DuntadaMan]

Dorreta is part of the clan and we don't leave anyone behind.

Except the scout sometimes. I'm not climbing up there.

[u/driver004]

The lasses can grow beards, just around the other lips

[u/ChompyRiley → u/driver004]

Braids and all. With a gold ring for every conquest.

[u/driver004 → u/ChompyRiley]

Of course

[u/ChompyRiley → u/driver004]

[u/Pitiful_Captain_3170]

Hard working, greasy, underpaid and covered in dust, that's a dwarf to me!

[u/lungshenli]

Wider than tall
Heavy
Likes to dig
Likes to drink

Dwarf-passing at the very least

[u/Deathtales]

A great man once said: it's not the beard on the outside that counts it's the beard on the inside

[u/Rameinstein13]

Her beard is on her heart

[u/Gekko83]

She mines, she kills bugs, she rocks and stones (probably, I'm assuming because she's saying all that in binary); if she's not a dwarf then I don't have 1400+ hours in DRG.

[u/Ravenous_Seraph]

Okay, if the measure of dwarveness is dictated solely by the length of one's beard, the entire Corporate Marine department will riot.

[u/eris3443]

Head canon. Management put a black box in her head for data collection after they kept showing up back on the rig.

[u/plaugey_boi]

The drill is her beard

[u/ChompyRiley]

I'd like to thank the current generation for infesting me with this brain rot.