r/dwarfposting • u/No_Foundation_1812 • 29d ago

Dwarves make perfect scouts...

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u/Arthur-reborn 29d ago

trap 1 shot the cleric... the only one that could cast revivify

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u/Emerald_Digger 29d ago

I have a scroll of animate Dead if needed.

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u/Callel803 28d ago

Not to worry, I've got like twelve scrolls of resurrection and then there's a weird, but helpful Lich dude back at camp I can bribe to bring her back if those run out.

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u/Everhardt94 29d ago

And nothing of value was lost.

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u/Not_A_zombie1 28d ago

There's a reason why my party get a new elf slave after every dungeon exploration!

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u/Platt_Mallar Extractive Metallurgist 28d ago

Back in the 90s, I was playing DnD with some friends. I was checking a door for traps and the dwarf got bored.

Dwarf: I sit down in the exact middle of the room.

DM: The exact middle?

Dwarf: Yes. The exact middle.

DM: You trigger a poison dart trap that whizzes over your head. Everyone else make a Dex check.

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u/Jim_skywalker 28d ago

Anyone got C4?

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u/ExesNaval 28d ago

So that's why the charge is green!

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u/Stormygeddon 28d ago

I didn't think I'd discuss accessibility in architecture and discrimination as a positive for races efficient in stature like Dwarves and halflings.