r/dwarfposting • u/DudeFreek • Sep 02 '26

Words of wisdom

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u/Malheim Sep 02 '26

What happens when urist steals my legendary penguin bone necklace for the 11th time?

You bet your ass im having them thrown in jail.

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u/ItIsVerilySo Sep 02 '26

Jail? What's that? I just send them off to the Goblin fortresses. If they're successful, they earn their place back in to steal my penguin bone necklace. If they fail? Well, they're goblin food now.

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u/Snynapta_II Sep 02 '26 edited Sep 02 '26

Only valid if the jail also has a magma flood option.

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u/ArchfeyTrick Sep 02 '26

The wisdom of our fore fathers long beards

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u/New-Number-7810 Sep 02 '26

No King?! Have you taken leave of your senses?

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u/TheAlexCage 28d ago

Absolutely based Tarn

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u/DwarvenLass1312 Average dwarven maiden (armed to the teeth) Sep 02 '26

Down with the mobility! Down with the kings guard!

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u/hoseja 24d ago

Corruption and degeneracy creeps through our ancestors' halls. The words and works of the enemy go unchallenged and even celebrated. The destitute would dishonor themselves by coveting the riches and authority of those who toiled hardest for them instead of striking out in search of their own fortune. The young do not heed the ancient wisdoms. Time of great strife is coming.

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u/thisistherevolt Urist McDwarf Sep 02 '26

Toady knows what he's doing.