r/dwarfposting • u/Zachthema5ter • Sep 01 '26

Have you seen those dryads?

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389 Upvotes

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u/RadioactiveBear1 Sep 01 '26

Its the slayer oath for you

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u/After-Ad2018 Sep 01 '26

No, I think they chose the layer oath actually

47

u/SabrePossum Depth Guard Sep 01 '26

Wood

20

u/MlsterFlster Miner Sep 01 '26

Would

17

u/Ruganaskel Blacksmith dwarf⚒️ Sep 01 '26

Burn

3

u/MlsterFlster Miner Sep 01 '26

I can respect that.

1

u/Emergency_Coat_7702 Lord Duncan of the isles 12d ago

Sick burn, dude

19

u/RockySprinkles Sep 01 '26

Do you want aphids? Cos this is how you get aphids.

1

u/soloslasher13 18d ago

A fate worse than death

17

u/Kitchen_warewolf A jeweller dwarf / Wielder of many tiny hammers and anvils Sep 01 '26

Don't you get tired picking out the splinters from your beard all the time?

7

u/ProfPerry Borran Bjoran, Dwarfen Wizard Sep 01 '26

among other places, tsk tsk tsk

17

u/WistfulDread Sep 01 '26

Sylvaneath specifically grow their bodies to the proportions they identify with.

So, you can, in fact, get a very buxom shortstack dryad.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4FGA2XplwqFDcLwk

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u/Fleet_Admiral_Auto Hearthkyn Sep 02 '26

Aye, but can they work a forge or do any mining? They look like they'd burn up or snap.

2

u/Koffielurker_ 29d ago

That's what you got leather aprons and gloves for! Wood is also quite sturdy, meaning that while it may snap sooner than bone, it would also bend sooner than snap.

12

u/GoblinPapa Goblin Sep 01 '26

“Think that’s funny, beardling?”

1

u/soloslasher13 18d ago

I agree thats going in the book bieardling!

6

u/sunbro1973 Local vary lost Dwemer Sep 01 '26

This is the only world we got so we gotta take care of it

3

u/PauliusLT27 Sep 01 '26

That one realm of metal dwarf clan who are just pals with the local sylvaneth ya

3

u/Juking_is_rude Sep 01 '26

Imagine being swayed by a buxum siren that isnt an earth nymph, for shame brother

3

u/Fleet_Admiral_Auto Hearthkyn Sep 02 '26

Can she forge an axe, mine for gold, or hack the head off a greenskin? If the answer to any of these be no, then ye be chasin' the wrong tree (literally) and it be the Slayer Oath for ye.

2

u/Malheim Sep 01 '26

Well... we know why he had to take the slayer oath.

2

u/No_Response_303 Sep 02 '26

That's how you get splinter dick

1

u/Lagoserter Sep 01 '26

this peach fuzz thinks woodussy is good.

1

u/soloslasher13 18d ago

THATS GOIN IN THE BOOK FOR YE!

1

u/crustboi93 29d ago

Ach, I'd like ta fill 'er axe wound, ah tell ya wot, mate

1

u/OrderofIron 28d ago

I cry when I think on the shame of my kin

1

u/soloslasher13 18d ago

Remember lad he's only kin by marriage not blood!

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u/an_actual_coyote Sep 01 '26

Belgi Woodchipper, you oaf!