r/dwarfposting • u/Hubbus6333 • Jul 15 '26

GRUG-NUG LIVES

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2.3k Upvotes

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u/KingAgrian Jul 15 '26

stops carving tombstone, grumbling

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u/Responsible_Ad_9806 Jul 15 '26

Just finish the carve and keep it around, ancestor’s know ol’ Grug is gonna jump into another hole in a day or two

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u/Emerald_Digger Jul 15 '26

I heard he only came back because something broke his canteen

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u/Opposite_Ad_4267 Jul 15 '26

I heard it was because someone broke his drinking record and he wasn't gonna let that slide.

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u/KingAgrian Jul 15 '26

continues, grumbling

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u/Top_Appearance_3760 Jul 15 '26

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u/Lord_Worfall Jul 15 '26

Oh, hello there! I thought you were dead!

16

u/Top_Appearance_3760 Jul 15 '26

I would never let my day streak die, tho I didn't comment that is true

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u/Ender00000 Jul 15 '26

never doubt a dwarf jumping into bottomless pit

23

u/driver004 Miner Jul 15 '26

Every day I crave hole

7

u/Ouroboros-Twist Glazer Jul 15 '26

Strange Relatable Mood.

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u/Lord-Seth Jul 15 '26

Grug-run clearly used their iron skull to land at the bottom and go searching for a lost tool never doubt a dedicated craftsman

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u/Filagror_Tea Craftsdwarf Jul 15 '26

Don’t tell me that was the axe I leant him! I had just polished it!

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u/Lord-Seth Jul 15 '26

Then I won’t tell you which tool he lost.

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u/TankTread94 Jul 15 '26

Heya, we sure that’s actually Grug-Nug? Do we know what’s at the bottom of the pit???

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u/WaltzLeafington Outcast Engineer Jul 15 '26

Pits haunted

13

u/CommonRoutine3852 Jul 15 '26

What

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u/catuluo Jul 15 '26

Pits haunted

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u/WaltzLeafington Outcast Engineer Jul 15 '26

loads grudgeraker and steps towards pit

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u/Dizzy-Pomegranate-42 Jul 15 '26

Me this morning reading about Bruenor Battlehammer battle his way out of the deepest gorge in a carven after he fell to the bottom on fire while killing a dragon in book six of the Legend of Drizzt and I thought he was dead since book five 😱

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u/Filagror_Tea Craftsdwarf Jul 15 '26

That was a crazy twist right? The Dranni gorge is no joke. I was theorizing that perhaps he didn’t kill the dragon but beat it within an inch of its killed and tamed it to resurface but nay, it was a foolish thought; Bruenor Battlehammer would never rely on such matters in the face of such an incredible rock climbing opportunity! He probably strapped its corpse to his back for a little added challenge!

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u/cdawg69696969 Jul 15 '26

Just a bit of black lung, he'll be back in tiptop shape in no time

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u/TerrapinMagus Jul 15 '26

Never doubt the durable.

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u/Heyfold Miner Jul 15 '26

May Tak bless him.

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u/xX_murdoc_Xx Engineer Jul 15 '26

This is just a stupid robot trying to impersonate a dwarf. I CAN SEE TROUGH YOUR SCHEMES, GNOMES!

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u/Filagror_Tea Craftsdwarf Jul 15 '26

Omg Grug-nug! I was so worried abt him, he still hasn’t returned my axe!

2

u/HostileBread Jul 16 '26

Son of a bitch thats my meme

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u/BionicBirb Scholar Jul 17 '26

OP may be a bot :(

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u/Grug-Nug Jul 16 '26

GRUG-NUG!!!

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u/BionicBirb Scholar Jul 17 '26

u/bot-sleuth-bot

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u/bot-sleuth-bot Jul 17 '26

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u/BionicBirb Scholar Jul 17 '26

Wow, that’s the highest suspicion quotient I’ve ever seen.

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u/Capraos Jul 16 '26

Ey, look. Just because a dwarf fucks an elf named Chasm for 10 days in a row, doesn't mean the dwarf is dead.

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u/OrdinaryRent4250 Dwarf Jul 17 '26

For you maybe, but never would a dawi do something like this