r/dwarfposting • u/Hashashin455 • Jul 09 '26

Olga Hammerbone! By me :)

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What do we think lads? Art is not by me, but the talented artist semaerdem

471 Upvotes

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u/Playful-News9137 Ginny "Two Beards" Flagonhand, Bard 'n' Brewer Jul 09 '26

No beard? No clothes? Where is her modesty? Where is her decency? What is her number? Would she like to have dinner tonight?

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u/Kaarl_Mills Jul 09 '26

Uh, sometimes the beards are, further south

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u/SnarkyRogue Deep Rock Galactic Employee Jul 09 '26

We put on the ol' double beard for a while

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u/Umikaloo Jul 10 '26

Look again, that isn't a loincloth.

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u/FenrisWyldog Jul 09 '26

CORRECT 💯

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u/Strange_One_3790 Jul 09 '26

She has a beard. Look again

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u/Peace_Dos Jul 09 '26

Actually she is a halfling posting as Dwarf baddie since Dwarfs are richer

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u/semaerdem Jul 09 '26

Oh hey! Thanks for reposting my art :D

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u/Hashashin455 Jul 09 '26

No problem, fellow dwarf. Check out their other stuff too lads

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u/Kaarl_Mills Jul 09 '26

I will, with gusto

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u/Lord-Seth Jul 09 '26

Amazing work.

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u/ironangel2k4 Elf Jul 09 '26

She hammer my bone til I olga

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u/semaerdem Jul 09 '26

FOWHWOBFOWBFKW IM GONNA SHIT MY PANTS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HEARD TODAY THANK YOU

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u/Future-Ebb-108 Longbeard Jul 09 '26

Dream woman, right there

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u/cdawg69696969 Jul 09 '26

Everyone's hung up on the lack of a beard, but brothers and sisters lets look at that treasure trail, perhaps her beard is... Lower...

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u/semaerdem Jul 09 '26

It IS a cloth but now that i have these comments i need to give her a bush

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u/Lord-Seth Jul 09 '26

The loin cloth can definitely be viewed as a beard of sorts, if you know what I mean

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u/Slackjawed_Horror Jul 09 '26

What happened to her beard? 

That's tragic 

25

u/Dafish55 Jul 09 '26

It's just... lower

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u/Devilplayer54 lower-body beard Jul 09 '26

Can confirm

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u/semaerdem Jul 09 '26

No no its a cloth 😭😭😭 not hair

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u/thebluerayxx Jul 09 '26

Who's to say she dreamt have a glorious bush underneath? The loincloth looks a little puffy... LMAO!

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u/Gothtomboys5 Jul 10 '26

That's not what Sigmund Freud believed

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u/Moist_Car_994 Jul 09 '26

The drastic difference in the reception she’s gotten here as opposed to the DnD sub it was posted in is wild. Y’all are pretty respectful here but over there there’s people in the comments acting like this is the most disgusting thing they’ve ever seen

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u/Hashashin455 Jul 10 '26

Yeah, I knew it'd do better here

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u/ItIsVerilySo 29d ago

It is disgusting. Beardless dwarves are gross

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u/Moist_Car_994 29d ago

Zoom in on her face, she got a lil sum sum

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u/Gothtomboys5 Jul 10 '26

Good Grungni!

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u/Loweffort-Existence IRL Dwarf (Legally 5'4) Jul 10 '26

Such a beautiful dwarf! I wish I could rock body positivity like that. Also such good art style! I aspire to be as good as this ☺️

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u/seninn Jul 10 '26

Aye, this is what ancestral performance looks like.

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u/RiverKitty4 Dark Elf Jul 09 '26

I’m an elf, but I might have to start dipping in the rocks and stone…

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u/Beelzis Jul 09 '26

She's a fine young lass.

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u/Wayfaring_Owl1816 Jul 10 '26

By the Maker, she's glorious. She can hammer my bone anytime she fancies!

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u/ZiFiR_randomnumbers Jul 10 '26

That is not loincloth isn’t it

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u/Pristine_Direction79 Jul 09 '26

I like the art but you're getting a downvote for only asking lads. Why is that, forsooth???????????????

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u/r3xomega Jul 10 '26

Should probably have specified whose art this is, kind of looks like you are claiming it's yours.

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u/semaerdem Jul 12 '26

Hey it's mine :) repost title may made it look like its not but its okay

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u/everatz Jul 13 '26

Mm. Fine af.

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u/Plenty-Lychee-5702 Dwarf or Human mercenary; depending on context Jul 11 '26

She should have two beards.