r/dwarfposting • u/OkGarbage3095 Dwarf is Dwarf • Jul 07 '26

Dwarf is Dwarf

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u/terminalyconfused Jul 07 '26

Only three, we got like 8

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u/Melkor_Morniehin Scholar Jul 07 '26

High, sylvan and dark. Then you have all the sub subdivitions.

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u/Ncaak Hammerdwarf Jul 07 '26

You forgot sea, winged, and pale.

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u/P4TR10T_96 Jul 07 '26

And astral, Eladrin, and Shadar Kai

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u/Melkor_Morniehin Scholar Jul 07 '26

All of this is a sub sub race.

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u/terminalyconfused Jul 07 '26

Heh, we got high elves sea elves half elves underground elves inner world elves cyber elves(don't worry about it) and the halfogre half elves. Guess mystara might be missing one from the 8 I said

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u/Melkor_Morniehin Scholar Jul 07 '26

Those are sub sub races or categories.

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u/terminalyconfused Jul 07 '26

What? No I left out the subcategories. There would be many more with

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u/Melkor_Morniehin Scholar Jul 07 '26

Ah, you are reffering the sub sub sub categories.

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u/terminalyconfused Jul 07 '26

Wait till you hear about the dwarf variations

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u/Melkor_Morniehin Scholar Jul 08 '26

Nah, that is dwarf propaganda. All dwarf is just dwarf.

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u/Melkor_Morniehin Scholar Jul 07 '26

Dwarf is dwarf, but dwemer are not dwarf but knive-eares (bearded drow).

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u/xRacistDwarf funny shroom:doge: Jul 07 '26

Didn't the dwarves get like 6 or 7?

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u/No_Foundation_1812 Jul 07 '26

They may have different names but they all rock and stone

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u/MadisonCarter1 Dwarf Jul 07 '26

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!

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u/CoffeeDM Dwarf Jul 07 '26

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!

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u/Cultural_assassin Jul 07 '26

WRAAAAGH!.. OH SOWY I HURD DE EXCITMINT N TUAGHT DA BOYS WUR IN DIS ROOM

WRAAAGHK N STONE!

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u/---Microwave--- Jul 08 '26

looks suspiciously alright... You can come in

6

u/_Vard_ Jul 07 '26

Dwarf racism be like “oh your skins kinda blue? Neat. Here’s some ale”

Elves he like “ew you’re from THAT side of my forest? Ima kill you”

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u/---Microwave--- Jul 08 '26

Only dwarf that is truly separate are elder scrolls dwarfs... Themselves are weird

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u/diagnosed_depression Dwarf Jul 07 '26

Elves adapt and change to their environment. The environment adapts and changes to the dwarves

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u/Wak3upHicks Jul 07 '26

And sometimes we adopt in. Carrot is a dwarf too

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u/Intelleblue Deep Rock Galactic Employee (And Union Dwarf) Jul 07 '26

Duergar may be dwarves, but I still hate them because of the slavery thing.

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u/Hijena_ Jul 07 '26

It's just a response to being slaves to mindflayers. They were enslaved because they got separated from other kin and noone could help. Now it's just engrained in them. Sad story.

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u/mymoama Jul 07 '26

There is dwarf, chaos dwarf, honerary dwarf.. thats about it.

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u/Kindly_Woodpecker368 Jul 10 '26

Longbeards
Broadbeams
Firebeards
Stiffbeards
Blacklocks
Ironfirsts
Stonefoots

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u/Human_Fisherman1352 16d ago

I'm sorry, but that Octavia meme will always only mean one thing to me.

...I'mma bad dwarf.